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  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

  1. social
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  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Ellen Degeneres Virus:
  Disks can no longer be inserted.
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  139

  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

  1. social
  2. humour

  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Kenneth Starr Virus:
  Competely examines every aspect of your computer, then compiles a complex report that discredits every aspect of your computer.
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  139

  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

  1. social
  2. humour

  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus:
  Deletes all old files.
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  139

  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

  1. social
  2. humour

  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Oprah Winfrey Virus:
  Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB.
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  139

  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

  1. social
  2. humour

  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Virus Alerts

  Lewinsky Virus:
  Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
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  139

  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

  1. social
  2. humour

  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  In life there are two things to worry about: either you are well or you are sick. If you are well then there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick there are only two things to worry about: either you get well or you die.

  If you get well then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die there are only two things to worry about: either you will go to heaven or to hell.

  If you go to heaven then there is nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends you won't have time to worry.
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  139

  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

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  2. humour

  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Technical support request:

  Q: Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but UNINSTALL does not work on this program. Can you help me?

  A: Dear User, This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that this is merely a utilities & entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an operating system and designed to run everything. Do not try to
  uninstall the program. Trying to remove Wife 1.O will destroy valuable system resources. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a system crash.

  Dave
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  139

  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

  1. social
  2. humour

  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Lucy went to college. However, she really worried her folks because all she ever wrote home about was boys and good times. Her mother decided to have a serious talk with Lucy when she came home for a weekend.

  The mother started out by saying, "Now, dear, if you are only going to college to find a husband, it certainly will be expensive shopping."

  "Yes, I know, Mom," said Lucy, "but what a supermarket."
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  Fraud?

  by NICKITA in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it seems that many who post on this board hold that the jw organization is a fraud, schemed mainly bu the g.b.

  members.

  but so far i have never read something as to the reasons behind the fraud.

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  BugEye

  Patio34,

  Not meaning to be disrespectful, but I mentioned most (not all) were bitter: "Showing
  or feeling resentment" (Little Oxford Dictionary) and I indicated that these ones
  had "reasons" for distrusting the Borg. "Some" were Dfed for immorality and had
  different feelings.

  Please read more carefully. (and use a dictionary if necessary)

  I too resent the hold that the Borg had over me for most of my life, but I choose
  not to impute motives to people that I have no way of verifying. I also choose to
  take my lifes experiences as a way to improve myself and grow no matter how
  bad it appears to have been.

  Not one of the accusations given would hold up in any court of a western
  country. I have seen no documentation, photographs or bank account numbers.
  The only documentation that I have seen is on Mr Watters site regarding the
  actual cost of magazines and he uses incorrect dates and pricings in his
  commentary

  Dave
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  How does the DF process begin??

  by Camay in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  question its seems like for the past 3 weeks by jw boyfriend stays.

  after the bible meetings for a long time.

  last week they kept him.

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  BugEye

  Hello Camay

  What do you want to happen?

  dave