Posts by adelmaal

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is America No. 1?

by Pleasuredome in

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this is an interesting article i found.

i guess if you were to ask anyone on a street anywhere in the world what they think is the leading developed country in the world, they'd probably say the us.

so with that in mind, here's some interesting statistics.... .

adelmaal

Damn illegal immigrants are bringing down our numbers

Who cares whose number 1? Can't we all just get along...

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My Update with the Memorial

by whyamihere in

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well....i went and i made it there just in time and i sat in the middle.

i had my aunt and uncle save seats so i did not have to talk with anyone to get a seat.

i sat down and i felt better .....i made it.

adelmaal

Oh... HadEnuf! Pick me pick me pick me

My husband crawls under the table everytime my inner bitch comes out. I know he secretly admires her though.

Just yesterday a woman came up to me in line at the supermarket with her hands empty and asked if I could hold her spot in line . I gave her "the look" and said, "I'm not having a bunch of pissed off people behind me in line..." She waited and asked the next lady who got in line behind her and then proceeded to go shop for her items, come back and cut in line in front of everyone. I couldn't believe it!

Does it count toward my bitch club membership that I kicked my son's father out of the delivery room when he asked, "how much longer is this gonna take"?

I think any woman who is looking to get in touch with her inner bitch should definitely read the book, "Kiss My Tiara". It's hilarious and the motto of the book is " F@$k 'em if they can't take a joke ". <----- why did that phrase suddenly turn blue on it's own? Hmm...

It's actually rather sad about the spanking because I didn't spank my children at the KH and they seemed to behave much better than the children who were spanked often (sometimes with spoons, belts, etc.). It always seemed to me the children who were spanked allot were more angry and honery. Just my observation

inject them with some type of muscle relaxer or give them a good dose of morphine to knock 'em out for the meeting

Did giving them tylenol before the meeting to calm them down when they were teething incriminate me?

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My Update with the Memorial

by whyamihere in

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well....i went and i made it there just in time and i sat in the middle.

i had my aunt and uncle save seats so i did not have to talk with anyone to get a seat.

i sat down and i felt better .....i made it.

adelmaal

Oh my God!

6 months was not too young to start "disciplining." (meaning: spank)

That's the most rediculous thing I've ever heard

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tonights memorial

by bonnzo in

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a scripture was read during the talk i never thought of before, 1cor 11:26 which says:"for as often as you eat this loaf and drink this cup, you keep proclaiming the death of the lord, until he arrives.".

if he arrived in 1914, why do we still "eat this loaf and drink this cup"?

adelmaal

moanzy wrote:

Witnesses still believe that Jesus will return when "every eye shall see him". In a sense that would make him have two returns. I don't get it either, but this is what my faithful mother told me

Hmm... Far as I know I was never taught that as a witness. I was taught he came with the clouds (as they would explain that meant out of site; blurred from vision) in 1914. They actually went to great lengths to show that the transfiguration actually proved that Jesus would come without everyone literally seeing him. I was not taught he would come again and all the eyes would literally see him. I always understood it that he came, he started ruling in heaven and he would eventually bring about Armageddon.

I don't see it that way now but that's how I remember it as a Witness.

Far as I'm concerned they have it all wrong, they say he'd already come and yet they still eat and drink. They say only the anointed should eat and drink and yet the Bible says if you don't eat and drink you have no life in you. And it always seemed to me they went to such lengths to get it right to apply the scriptures to the tee. Go figure! It's amazing how clear things become once you are no longer around to listen to their BS.

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My Update with the Memorial

by whyamihere in

jw
friends

well....i went and i made it there just in time and i sat in the middle.

i had my aunt and uncle save seats so i did not have to talk with anyone to get a seat.

i sat down and i felt better .....i made it.

adelmaal

Brooke:

She then laughed and said "Well we spank Landon(her son) so he is good." I then laughed and said.... "Well my Children are Children I can't expect them to sit down and listen to something they don't understand." I then said..."I don't spank my Kids! .......It's called child abuse when you beat your child in the back for not sitting still!" Then I looked at her with the stunned look upon her face and said Good Night! I walked away with my head held high. It is so funny My Husband says people just back off and stare at me like watching an accident in slow motion! I am Proud to be a Bitch! I did not say anything bad. I did not make a scene.

You are awesome! I am so proud of you. It's nice to be in touch with your inner bitch isn't it! I have not yet tried mine out at the Kingdom Hall though. How liberating it must have been.

It's so sad that sister is proud of spanking her little one for not sitting still quietly for a 45 minute blah blah blah talk (let alone the other meetings are 2 hours in length!). I remember a sister who used to spank her little baby for taking off her pretty little meeting hat to go with her pretty little meeting dress.

Drama!

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