Everyone,
Well....I went and I made it there just in time and I sat in the middle. I had my Aunt and Uncle save seats so I did not have to talk with anyone to get a seat. I sat down and I felt better .....I made it. So for the next hour all I had to do was sit there and take care of my kids. I could finally breathe thinking I am almost done with this and I can get out soon. As they passed the bread and wine I did not partake because of respect for my mother. I just had my "Brooke Bitch Look" on my face(people who know me well know the look.....right Nancy?) I did not look them in the eye I just took the plate and glass and passed it to them. I knew they got a clue because they looked scared and they were sweaty passing it to me! Ha ha ha! I had so many mixed feelings about it. I can't explain but it is like watching a Women's Lifetime movie and instead of saying "Why is she still with him after he beats her" you say..."Why are these people still here when the Elders bash their hopes and dreams and lie to them etc etc etc" Then it was over! YAY! I was like there is a God when they had said Amen!
Ok I was trying to get the kids coats on as fast as I could to get the Hell out of there. The Miss I am perfect sister who just got reinstated a year ago because she got knocked up(married now to the baby's father) came up to me. Well I knew her face but could not think of her name. I was going to be nice "Without the Smile". She said in her whiney annoying voice "Do you remember me?" I said "Ummmm not really...I know your Face" Opps! I didn't care she started talking about her kid was so good during the memorial. I said yeah I had to take Jack in the back a few times. She then laughed and said "Well we spank Landon(her son) so he is good." I then laughed and said.... "Well my Children are Children I can't expect them to sit down and listen to something they don't understand." I then said..."I don't spank my Kids! .......It's called child abuse when you beat your child in the back for not sitting still!" Then I looked at her with the stunned look upon her face and said Good Night! I walked away with my head held high. It is so funny My Husband says people just back off and stare at me like watching an accident in slow motion! I am Proud to be a Bitch! I did not say anything bad. I did not make a scene.
We then went to get Ice Cream! As we were leaving my Husband says to me "Well should I scream out See Ya Next Year?" We laughed and went home. It felt good to know I can scare people and be a complete bitch with out saying one word!
Brooke