My Update with the Memorial

by whyamihere 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • whyamihere
    whyamihere

    Everyone,

    Well....I went and I made it there just in time and I sat in the middle. I had my Aunt and Uncle save seats so I did not have to talk with anyone to get a seat. I sat down and I felt better .....I made it. So for the next hour all I had to do was sit there and take care of my kids. I could finally breathe thinking I am almost done with this and I can get out soon. As they passed the bread and wine I did not partake because of respect for my mother. I just had my "Brooke Bitch Look" on my face(people who know me well know the look.....right Nancy?) I did not look them in the eye I just took the plate and glass and passed it to them. I knew they got a clue because they looked scared and they were sweaty passing it to me! Ha ha ha! I had so many mixed feelings about it. I can't explain but it is like watching a Women's Lifetime movie and instead of saying "Why is she still with him after he beats her" you say..."Why are these people still here when the Elders bash their hopes and dreams and lie to them etc etc etc" Then it was over! YAY! I was like there is a God when they had said Amen!

    Ok I was trying to get the kids coats on as fast as I could to get the Hell out of there. The Miss I am perfect sister who just got reinstated a year ago because she got knocked up(married now to the baby's father) came up to me. Well I knew her face but could not think of her name. I was going to be nice "Without the Smile". She said in her whiney annoying voice "Do you remember me?" I said "Ummmm not really...I know your Face" Opps! I didn't care she started talking about her kid was so good during the memorial. I said yeah I had to take Jack in the back a few times. She then laughed and said "Well we spank Landon(her son) so he is good." I then laughed and said.... "Well my Children are Children I can't expect them to sit down and listen to something they don't understand." I then said..."I don't spank my Kids! .......It's called child abuse when you beat your child in the back for not sitting still!" Then I looked at her with the stunned look upon her face and said Good Night! I walked away with my head held high. It is so funny My Husband says people just back off and stare at me like watching an accident in slow motion! I am Proud to be a Bitch! I did not say anything bad. I did not make a scene.

    We then went to get Ice Cream! As we were leaving my Husband says to me "Well should I scream out See Ya Next Year?" We laughed and went home. It felt good to know I can scare people and be a complete bitch with out saying one word!

    Brooke

  • adelmaal
    adelmaal

    Brooke:

    She then laughed and said "Well we spank Landon(her son) so he is good." I then laughed and said.... "Well my Children are Children I can't expect them to sit down and listen to something they don't understand." I then said..."I don't spank my Kids! .......It's called child abuse when you beat your child in the back for not sitting still!" Then I looked at her with the stunned look upon her face and said Good Night! I walked away with my head held high. It is so funny My Husband says people just back off and stare at me like watching an accident in slow motion! I am Proud to be a Bitch! I did not say anything bad. I did not make a scene.

    You are awesome! I am so proud of you. It's nice to be in touch with your inner bitch isn't it! I have not yet tried mine out at the Kingdom Hall though. How liberating it must have been.

    It's so sad that sister is proud of spanking her little one for not sitting still quietly for a 45 minute blah blah blah talk (let alone the other meetings are 2 hours in length!). I remember a sister who used to spank her little baby for taking off her pretty little meeting hat to go with her pretty little meeting dress.

    Drama!

  • avishai
    avishai
    The Miss I am perfect sister who just got reinstated a year ago because she got knocked up(married now to the baby's father) came up to me. Well I knew her face but could not think of her name. I was going to be nice "Without the Smile". She said in her whiney annoying voice "Do you remember me?" I said "Ummmm not really...I know your Face" Opps! I didn't care she started talking about her kid was so good during the memorial. I said yeah I had to take Jack in the back a few times. She then laughed and said "Well we spank Landon(her son) so he is good." I then laughed and said.... "Well my Children are Children I can't expect them to sit down and listen to something they don't understand." I then said..."I don't spank my Kids! .......It's called child abuse when you beat your child in the back for not sitting still!"

    Good on ya!!!!

    So that would make her kid, what, like a year and a half, two, tops? Grrr!!!! I hate the Jw "Be quiet or I'll kick your ass, kid," attitude!!

  • Odrade
    Odrade
    "Well we spank Landon(her son) so he is good." I then laughed and said.... "Well my Children are Children I can't expect them to sit down and listen to something they don't understand." I then said..."I don't spank my Kids! .......It's called child abuse when you beat your child in the back for not sitting still!"

    Brooke, good for you, you're my hero! I can think of a few people I wish I had said that to...

  • HadEnuf
    HadEnuf

    Brookie...the only wish I would have had to be there would have been to bear (is that how that's spelled? As in grizzly bear, black bear, brown bear..hmmm...I digress) witness to your awesome act of telling it like it is. You have a knack for that you know. Don't ever lose that ability to be honest and upfront. Especially when it comes to JW's who act all lovey-dovey and behind your back slander and gossip about you.

    I think I know EXACTLY who you were talking to when you referred to the reinstated sister who was pregnant at her wedding. I believe the wedding was a HUGE affair attended by all the people who boycotted YOUR wedding. And PULEEEEEEZZZZZ don't tell me she didn't know she was PG at the time of her wedding. What a bunch of frickin' hypocrites. And to be reinstated so SOON after such a HUGE SIN!!!! (cough, cough, puke, puke...but I had all along thought that she was only publicly reproved...my mistake). Remarkable how fast you get reinstated when you're in with the PO, CO and all those self-righteous elders.

    Anyway...I just had to get that RANT out of my system. Ahhhhhhhh...I feel so much better. Like after a good poop.

    That was one of your finer moments my dear. I am glad you and your family went to show them that there is LIFE AFTER LEAVING and it's pretty DANG GOOD!!

    I LOVE YOU DEARLY you little stinker you!

    Mumsy

  • kls
    kls

    I know the look Brooke ,i give the look my kids call THE EVIL EYES and people just back away,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol

    You made it through it bitch,,,,,,,,,i mean Brooke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,kisses

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    If anyone got a polaroid of the look on little miss perfect's face when her boat was blown out from under her, I'd like copy, please.

    J

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    Oh My God... Had Enuf, I am laughing SO HARD!!! with TEARS!!! you are the funniest ever!!!

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    i wanna be a bitch too!

    i'm a wimp..so if i have to be in a position for confrontation i'm taking brooke with me! YOU ROCK GIRL!!!! WHOO HOO!

  • kls
    kls

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