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  The Great Beer Quiz

  by Beans in

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  there are so many good brews out there and so many countries that produce them.which are your favs?here are a few of mine.. canada: kokanee,canadian,keiths,blue.

  german beer: holsten,becks,diebels,lowenbrau,flensburger pils.

  scotland: belhaven best,tennants.

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  butalbee

  If I drink I usually drink wine.

  If I get the urge for a beer I usually drink a Michelob.
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  Sex Test

  by butalbee in

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  these are questions concerning your sexual habits and appetites when it comes to sex.

  pick the answer that best describes you.post your reply.

  this is a test, results will follow.... 1. how many times a wk do you get wild and naked?.

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  With the results of this test, you will learn an important lesson about your sexuality. Good luck.
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  New Smurf Lotto, dam I'm tired!

  by Valis in

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  new rules...three numbers between 1 and 10. sorry for the change, but your chances just got better.

  will post first winning numbers tommorrow.

  celia, i'm glad you like your smurf.

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  Valis, hunny, come on, I've been a good girl, how 'bout a sticker, please!
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  Sex Test

  by butalbee in

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  2. relationships

  these are questions concerning your sexual habits and appetites when it comes to sex.

  pick the answer that best describes you.post your reply.

  this is a test, results will follow.... 1. how many times a wk do you get wild and naked?.

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  butalbee

  These are questions concerning your sexual habits and appetites when it comes to sex. Pick the answer that best describes you.Post your reply. This is a test, results will follow...

  1. How many times a wk do you get wild and naked?
  a. 10 or more
  b. once or twice
  c. zero(I am a single Jehovahs Witness)

  2. How many times a wk do you pleasure yourself?
  a. constantly
  b. sometimes
  c. never(you read the bible to satisfy yourself)

  3. Do you want more or less sex in your life?
  a. more(no matter how much you're gettin', it ain't enough)
  b. less(no matter how much you're gettin', it IS too much)
  c. none(you study the AWAKE, and feel totally satisfied)

  4. How many times a day do you fantasize about sex?
  a. all day
  b. couple times a day
  c. read WT literature when the urge strickens you

  5. How would you rate your sex life?
  a. 7-10 WOW
  b. 3-7 hit or miss
  c. 0-3 "the one minute man"

  6. How would you describe your sex life?
  a. hot and frequent
  b. luke warm, but satisfying
  c. what sex life?

  7. When you have an orgasm, do you:
  a. scream or moan
  b. scratch or curse
  c. what's an orgasm?

  8. Do you know what the butterfly flick is?
  a. foreplay
  b. afterplay
  c. something that was on the National Geographer channel

  9. If your lover could not perform, what would you do:
  a. self-gratify yourself as needed
  b. life size blow up doll
  c. that's ok, who needs sex?

  10. Favorite position?
  a. likes to make up new ones as we go
  b. whatever fits the mood
  c. only what is approved by the WT
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  www.Quotes.JehavahsWitness.com

  by Beans in

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  check it out,you may already have seen what the watchtower and awake has printed but i`m sure there may be a few things that may surprise you!.

  beans

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  Beans--Love your website!!!!Gotta say it's a favorite of mine of wacky ass WT dogma.

  And besides it enlightens my desire to say "what the fuck"?

  Luv ya,
  Lara
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  Freaky picture

  by Elsewhere in

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  look at the blue thing in the door in this picture... at first you won't be able to make it out, so look closely and very carefully.

  it may take a few minutes, but eventually you will see what it is.. .

  religion stops a thinking mind!.

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  butalbee

  Holy shit, that looked liked the wicked sister in law...she scares the hell out of me every time I see her, thanks a lot!!!!
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  Are any of you Superstitious my female aspect ....

  by mysteriouslady in

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  sometimes we think that we are not when in fact unknowingly we could be?.

  might that be true of you?.

  peace.

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  Do you dress the role when you play it???
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  Multiple Personalities

  by butalbee in

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  i'm not really sure if i have the right to spectulate about this or if i'm just being paranoid.

  but why does it seem that some of the posts lately are being made by--false prophets??

  it seems to be an odd similiarity to some of the posters and it's just been "urking" me lately.

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  SS--LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  Pagan & Wiccan, Ancient Wisdom

  by Celtic in

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  being a christian pagan i though i'd ask of others here, what ancient wisdom do you know of, that really helps you to understand the world around us, our inter-relationships amongst kindred spirits?.

  would you like to share?.

  i have a poem that sums it up that i wrote back in april of '95 just four weeks after being df'ed.. will post it below.. peace and whatknot, a celticknot indeed.. [email protected].

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  butalbee

  Definitely been called a witch before.
  Could fit the description of a pagan.
  I don't have any wisdom to share...
  Feeling really 'ancient' right now.

  Anyone got an 'anti-JW protection spell that they'd like to share?
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  Multiple Personalities

  by butalbee in

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  i'm not really sure if i have the right to spectulate about this or if i'm just being paranoid.

  but why does it seem that some of the posts lately are being made by--false prophets??

  it seems to be an odd similiarity to some of the posters and it's just been "urking" me lately.

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  butalbee

  You know the first post of this thread, I don't think I named any names, did I? I can't understand that Jerome would assume the thread was written just for him, as he is a troll, and playing us all for complete idiots. But I didn't say that, did I, Jerome??????????????

  Please don't put words in my mouth.

  And I don't give a rat's ass in hell if this is the internet: We come to this board for help, guidance, and support, to make friends that we have something in common with[JW hell] and can relate to[life after the WT].

  This is a quote from one of my favorite websites:

  LIE
  The opposite of truth. Lying generally involves saying something false to a person who is entitled to know the truth and doing so with the intent to deceive or to injure him or another person. A lie need not always be verbal. It can also be expressed in action, that is, a person may be living a lie... While malicious lying is definitely condemned in the Bible, this does not mean that a person is under obligation to divulge truthful information to people who are not entitled to it. [Emphasis added

  w60 6/1 351 Questions from Readers *** • From time to time letters are received asking whether a certain circumstance would justify making an exception to the Christian's obligation to tell the truth. In reply to these the following is given: God's Word commands: "Speak truth each of you with his neighbor." (Eph. 4:25) This command, however, does not mean that we should tell everyone who asks us all he wants to know. We must tell the truth to one who is entitled to know, but if one is not so entitled we may be evasive ... As a soldier of Christ he is in theocratic warfare and he must exercise added caution when dealing with God's foes. Thus the Scriptures show that for the purpose of protecting the interests of God's cause, it is proper to hide the truth from God's enemies.

  THEOCRATIC WARFARE REALLY PISSES ME OFF

  Oh by the way, Jerome, please get a dictionary.