Posts by stealyourface

the inner workings that make the freezer and cooler, well...."cold" are the legal dept, writing dept, and to save ink, the wt "bureaucracy" that stores and dispenses "food at the proper time".... and the body of the refridgerator which insulates and embodies all the contents of said refigerator is the "organization".... loyal jw's simply need to "stick" themselves somewhere on the refrigerator, or "organization" wherever there is room, and salvation is assured.. so its a large refrigerator, because some 7 million have affixed themselves to the "organization" or "cooler of salvation"........ but as you look on the floor, several have fallen off, and more have been peeled off by wt df / shunning policy.. so watch your step, someone may get trampled!.

stealyourface

Van Gogh removed part of an ear when Gauguin made him feel stupid.

An ear, you say? Should have given him a finger instead.

I've got a mini meat grinder magnet with a working handle.

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JW's are refrigerator magnets.......

by Lied2NoMore in

wt has deified the a/c outlet as "god".

the cord carrying power from the outlet to the refrigerator is the "gb" .

the inner workings that make the freezer and cooler, well...."cold" are the legal dept, writing dept, and to save ink, the wt "bureaucracy" that stores and dispenses "food at the proper time".... and the body of the refridgerator which insulates and embodies all the contents of said refigerator is the "organization".... loyal jw's simply need to "stick" themselves somewhere on the refrigerator, or "organization" wherever there is room, and salvation is assured.. so its a large refrigerator, because some 7 million have affixed themselves to the "organization" or "cooler of salvation"........ but as you look on the floor, several have fallen off, and more have been peeled off by wt df / shunning policy.. so watch your step, someone may get trampled!.

stealyourface

Glenster, you've made me aerosolize my coffee. initiating monitor dehydration sequence in 3...2...1...

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What Do You Typically Read For News On The Internet or On TV?

by minimus in

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i rarely watch fox news.

but i do read the drudge report every day.

on drudge, there are tons of newspaper links which i typically read from..

stealyourface

Obits in my home town’s rag, on line.

CNN for links to US local affiliates.

Blogosphere for limited scope, specialized news sites.

It’s where Sharyl Attkisson got some of her best leads, and a rag-tag bunch of investigators have the State of Florida scared $$hitless.

As Tameria pointed out, the brother of CBS News President is a Deputy National Security Advisor of Strategic Communications.

The sister of ABC News President is the White House Coordinator for Arms Control and WMD, Proliferation and Terrorism (whew!).

The CNN Deputy DC Bureau Chief is married to Hillary Clinton’s aide-de-camp.

Remember what the ‘I’ in the BITE Method of Cult indoctrination and maintenance stands for.

AP may become interesting now that they realize they are not part of the nomenklatura.

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JW's are refrigerator magnets.......

by Lied2NoMore in

wt has deified the a/c outlet as "god".

the cord carrying power from the outlet to the refrigerator is the "gb" .

the inner workings that make the freezer and cooler, well...."cold" are the legal dept, writing dept, and to save ink, the wt "bureaucracy" that stores and dispenses "food at the proper time".... and the body of the refridgerator which insulates and embodies all the contents of said refigerator is the "organization".... loyal jw's simply need to "stick" themselves somewhere on the refrigerator, or "organization" wherever there is room, and salvation is assured.. so its a large refrigerator, because some 7 million have affixed themselves to the "organization" or "cooler of salvation"........ but as you look on the floor, several have fallen off, and more have been peeled off by wt df / shunning policy.. so watch your step, someone may get trampled!.

stealyourface

And the R&F are like magnets; cheap to acquire, expendable and do not affect the operation of the over all unit (Organization).

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JW's are refrigerator magnets.......

by Lied2NoMore in

wt has deified the a/c outlet as "god".

the cord carrying power from the outlet to the refrigerator is the "gb" .

the inner workings that make the freezer and cooler, well...."cold" are the legal dept, writing dept, and to save ink, the wt "bureaucracy" that stores and dispenses "food at the proper time".... and the body of the refridgerator which insulates and embodies all the contents of said refigerator is the "organization".... loyal jw's simply need to "stick" themselves somewhere on the refrigerator, or "organization" wherever there is room, and salvation is assured.. so its a large refrigerator, because some 7 million have affixed themselves to the "organization" or "cooler of salvation"........ but as you look on the floor, several have fallen off, and more have been peeled off by wt df / shunning policy.. so watch your step, someone may get trampled!.

stealyourface

The cord is the lawyers, the AC is the money. The GB, Service and Writing are up in the freezer and stay cool as long as the lawyers supply the juice; Jehovah is up there too, behind the box of Arm & Hammer. Jesus is in the vegetable compartment, under some brown, wilting lettuce.

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This week's Oral Review

by Quarterback in

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gasp....i hate this part on the meeting, and i don't feel like studying for it.. has anyone done it already, and want to share it with me?

i feel like cheating this week..

stealyourface

And you're not looking so well, either.

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Are you a Socialist?

by Cagefighter in

just wondering how many people on this board would consider themselves a socialist or communist?.

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stealyourface

Will any Tea Baggers send back their SS checks or refuse the aid of Medicare...

Wait, you mean that the FICA withholdings from my earned paycheck that goes into my 'account' and which I get a yearly statement for is nothing more than a handout that I haven't paid for? I can see someone who hasn't paid into the FICA system refusing the checks...

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Wasblind, shut up about Disney world ( The Magic Kingdom )

by wasblind in

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yea,.

i know what some are wishin' but the only thing besides simon that will shut me down.

is that little wand of sparlocks.

stealyourface

This cracks me up. Brother just had his DC last weekend and is now on his way with his family to Disneyland. I can almost

hear him and his wife telling the kids that if they behave at the DC they would get a trip to the Disney. If he calls, I think I'll

ask him to pick me up a Sparlock action figure from one of the Magic Kingdom gift shops.