we just had our convention at the memorial colosseum in portland, or.
good old teddyj was our keynote speaker.
i can tell you right now that the ol' boy's still alive and kicking.
And the drama where the brothers can't wait their turn to perform in drag.
LOL..so that's why all the "brothers" wanted a part in the drama!!
Unfortunately, I split up the convention and missed TJ's 10 minute prayer. Bummer.
I have this fantasy about seeing a GB member after one of the lengthy "prayer/reviews" and insisting that since he was praying on my behalf, would he please not give Jehovah a review of the day's spritual food.
isn't it 'nice' to finally get letters from home!?????.
this is the entire letter written to me by my sister:.
"do not continue sending emails to me or attempt to contact me or my family.".
"NO PROBLEMO,
YOUR BRO, 1966."
"PS Have you seen 'Transformers' yet?"
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with book, bag and bible in hand are now singing the blues.
these former jehovahs witnesses, who would annoy a man and his.
Wierd post...
Dittos, Jeff and Hortensia.
young couple on their way to get married, a young catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.
the couple found themselves sitting outside the pearly gates waiting for st. peter to process them into heaven.
while waiting, they began to wonder: could we possibly get married in heaven?
Young Couple
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could we possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out", and he left. The couple sat and waited and waited. Two months passed and the couple was still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "are we stuck together FOREVER??"After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes ," he informed the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a PRIEST up here! Do you have ANY IDEA how long it will take me to find a LAWYER?" |
Deacon,
I hope that everyone that is reading or posting on the "pain/hurt" thread gets to read this one. It has to bring a smile! The definitions of "truth" had me going.
The "no ma'am we'll take a booth truth" did it for me.
Thank you!!
Watson
is the watch tower name going away?
i'm seeing more use of the "jehovah's witnesses" name where the watch tower name once was such as the sponsors of the summer conventions.
is this new, or am i just noticing it?
they are volunteer then you can't get blood out of a turpitude.
Awesome!
here's the scenrio:.
you have the captive audience of all the witlesses that you have associated with and loved in the past (including family members) but now shun you, for 5 minutes.. you most chose one and only one topic to proved that their religion is false and not based on love.. 1. who would you pick to be part of this audience?.
2. what topic would you choose to discuss?
The audience: Most of my family
The subject: The contrast between the God of the Hebrew scriptures, and his son in the Greek scriptures, the mirror of his father.
About 10 scriptures ought to do it. 5 minutes is a problem. Would have to have seeker help me with a crafty presentation.
does anyone know anything about auldsoul?
i have been so busy the last few months that i hardly have time to play on my pc.
i just did a post history on him and see he hasn't posted since early april.
Always have enjoyed your posts, Auldsoul/livelife. Looking forward to more.
is the watch tower name going away?
i'm seeing more use of the "jehovah's witnesses" name where the watch tower name once was such as the sponsors of the summer conventions.
is this new, or am i just noticing it?
Gary,
Yes, they ask that we make our checks out to "Watch Tower" two separate words. So it looks like the money is going into the Pennsylvania corp.
Also, in your picture, I cannot see where the rebelious young teenagers are sneaking off to to make out, etc. Wassup wit dat?
come be my follower!--pdf--2007--(searchable, approx 23mb) (credit goes to: "two anonymous jwders") click the link below and when the next page appears scroll down and look to your left for these words: (download description education), the download link will appear under those words when the (seconds) count down to zero.
http://www.verzend.be/v/4136217/2007_come_be_my_follower_searchable_.pdf.html another download link: click the link below and when the next page appears scroll down until you see a (green box), counting seconds down to zero.
then click that (green box) when you see the words (download file) http://www.megaphile.com/file/9693/2007---come-be-my-follower--searchable--pdf.html cheers!
12 = Complete....12 12's real complete....not an exact number, but a real complete one.
