you were obviously not at any study i took...but you are right about the rest
Posts by tijkmo
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Watchtower study - so long and so boring
by Donkey Lipz ini remember going to sunday meetings...the public talks went by fast (sometimes).
but the watchtower study to me was so boring and not interesting at all.
it felt longer than the public talk.
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what song couldn't you listen to....
by loosie in.
what is the most ridiculous song that you couldn't listen too.. because of so called bad lyircs (maybe misheard lyrics), sexy beat or because fo the person who sang it didn't have the proper morals?.
mine.... couldn't listen to ac/dc because it meant they went both ways.
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tijkmo
fleaman.......you beat me to it.........'luckily' another one bites the dust was not a queen classic(but get down make love was much worse)....i did play it backwards(i still have lps and a record player) and if you get the speed right then you can make out something that with a bit of suggestion sounds not unlike the words 'decide to spoke marijuana' if you were drunk stoned or on medication in which case your ability to do anything backwards is severely limited
i remember the judas priest trial when they were accused of putting in backward masking that made 2 boys attempt suicide...and they argued successfully that backward masking was a recording technique and they as a band had no knowledge of recording so if there was anything in the music it was put in by technicians and not the artist themselves..they said they had listened to the lp backwards and found nothing that encouraged anyone to kill themselves..however they had found a phrase encouraging the listener to 'eat chocolate cake' and they then played it in court and there it was clear as a bell
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did snakes have legs
by tijkmo inquestions from readers.
did the serpent lose legs or feet as means of movement as a result of the divine curse recorded at genesis 3:14?.
at genesis 3:14 we are told: "and jehovah god proceeded to say to the serpent: ?because you have done this thing, you are the cursed one out of all the domestic animals and out of all the wild beasts of the field.
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tijkmo
yeah and i think kangaroos used to be swimmers too...otherwise how did they get to oz after the flood
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My Mom is so upset she is skipping meetings!
by Quotes ini just got off the phone with my mom.
my mom has been a jw since converting in her teens or early 20s; she is now at the age of "senior discount".
a lifetime in the religion, by choice.
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tijkmo
Quotes, of the "I planted, Apollos watered, but WT made it grow... through their own stupid behavior" class
damn you....i wanted to come up with that one
would like to know more about assembly hall renaming
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Move on...
by mrsjones5 inas i was taking my shower this morning i was musing about certain posts i had read the day before.
the one about the tampons just tickled me to no end.
crazy stuff people will do to enforce whatever crazy ideas they have about human sexuality.
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tijkmo
i know you think
by now it should
be all behind
how dare you
presume to think
you know my mind
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*Tears*
by Krystal ini am 20 years old and i left the organization when i was 17. there are of course many gorey details which i will not get into right now... but i just wanted to say how happy i am to have found this fourm.
as many of you remember, we were always instructed not to read anything about jehovah's witnesses that wasn't written by the organization.
well, that instruction stuck, and this is the first time i three years that i have dared to even look.. needless to say, i found some very disturbing information.
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tijkmo
hey kiddo...hope your tearful days will be few but whenever they are we are here for you...and if you wanna share we are not afraid of gory details....so welcome
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Name some silly things you couldn't do as a witness
by sweet tee input your hand on your hips.
switch when you walk.
do popular dances where you shake yo money maker.
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tijkmo
sweet tee has a 13 year old daughter...what did you have her when you were like 10
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did snakes have legs
by tijkmo inquestions from readers.
did the serpent lose legs or feet as means of movement as a result of the divine curse recorded at genesis 3:14?.
at genesis 3:14 we are told: "and jehovah god proceeded to say to the serpent: ?because you have done this thing, you are the cursed one out of all the domestic animals and out of all the wild beasts of the field.
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tijkmo
i put this in scandals cos i dont care whether or not snakes ever had legs-and i dont think it is much of a scandal either way...its just i knew it was in the wt but once again i find the index does not direct you to it..this is happening too frequently
ive put this back in cos it is worthy of repetition...(i shall do it a 3rd time a little later so that everyone gets the point!)....the answer to the question is not the relative point..it is the hiding of it...if someone had come across the pic that 'it support' mentioned and wanted to know what the wts say about it then the most obvious way to do that would be to use the 'index' re the scripture or the relevant words to direct you to the specific article it is discussed..but that doesnt happen btw...lol @ LT & it support banter oh and another thing......why are LTs posts always so damn tidy
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Name some silly things you couldn't do as a witness
by sweet tee input your hand on your hips.
switch when you walk.
do popular dances where you shake yo money maker.
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tijkmo
evil....centre parcs is a bit like yosemite without the mountains..yellowstone without the geysers..disneyland without the rides..a kind of upper class butlins
crumpet....its because crowds of witnesses used to go that it got recommended against...allegedly they used to get up to all sorts of wild behaviour..over drinkin fornicatin rowdiness..it was decided to encourage witnesses not to go before centre parcs decided to ban them as a lot of pubs around the m25 did
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Are Kingdom Halls ever used for AA Meetings?
by TresHappy ini found this article online and thought it quite interesting.
i always thought kh's were used for kh business only.... the weekend shooting death of harvey county sheriff's deputy kurt ford could lead to murder charges today against a newton man.. several of those who know greg moore said his life began deteriorating several years ago after he stopped attending alcoholics anonymous meetings in the jehovah's witnesses kingdom hall just up the street from his house.. "he drank a lot -- i know that," said doug foulk, who lives in the neighborhood and worked with moore at excel industries in hesston for several years in the 1990s.
"he'd been in trouble with the cops quite a bit.".
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tijkmo
yeah...they're called elders meetings...then they all go to the pub after
the directive from the society is that the KH will not be used for any other function.
not entirely true...if a kh was to be needed for a relief campaign or commandeered by the military this would be done willingly and not under duress...its somewhere in the elders manual..i shoulda kept mine.....they'll be setting up polling booths next