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  IT'S FRIGGING SNOWING & HAILING OUTSIDE!!

  by Mary in

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  i am soooooooo damn sick of this crap weather here in southern ontario........i can't believe it: we've got snow and f*cking hail coming down!!!!!

  !.....i guess i shouldn't complain.

  this is an open request to anyone (and i mean anyone) who lives some place nice and warm where you don't have to worry about snow and hail in may or any other time of the year: will you marry me and get me the hell out of here???????

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  delilah

  Hey Mary....my place is nice and cozy, but, sadly, I's married....oh and the wrong sex..hahahahahaha

  Dee (now get back to work, and quit looking out the window)
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  Update on Yellow Belt test...

  by Hecklerboy in

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  if you read my latest post you know i went for my yellow belt test in karate this past weekend.. http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/89553/1.ashx.

  i'm happy to say that i passed with flying colors.

  i even recieved high marks on my fighting ability.

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  delilah

  Way to go Heckler....keep up the good work!!!!
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  SO WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE MEETING THIS MORNING???

  by Mary in

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  what excuse could anyone possibly have as to why they're not attending the 2 hours + of boring bullshit partaking of spiritual food this morning??

  as for me, i have a perfectly valid excuse: i'm doing laundry and baking banana bread this morning.

  what are you doing sunday morning instead of being told you're not doing enough in god's service?

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  delilah

  You know where to find me.........

  Dee
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  Bookstudy in my home

  by JAVA in

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  we host a discussion group in our home called the dayton salon.

  our dogma is: food, wine, fellowship, and discussion.

  we meet once a month and folks arrive with food to share, they fellowship in and out of the kitchen before settling down to discuss a topic (picked a month ago) in the den (we call the salon).

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  delilah

  That sounds really fun....The borg doesn't believe in anyone having fun of any kind....say...How does one go about getting his/her name on your guest list?????

  Dee
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  What would your special powers be?

  by dh in

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  if you had a choice of any special power what would it be...?

  (only allowed one)

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  delilah

  Supposed to read, ETERNAL happiness, sorry, need to put on my goggles..

  Dee
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  What would your special powers be?

  by dh in

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  if you had a choice of any special power what would it be...?

  (only allowed one)

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  delilah

  To rid the world of evildoers. Then we apostates could live in peace and eyernal happiness.....

  Dee
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  SO WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE MEETING THIS MORNING???

  by Mary in

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  what excuse could anyone possibly have as to why they're not attending the 2 hours + of boring bullshit partaking of spiritual food this morning??

  as for me, i have a perfectly valid excuse: i'm doing laundry and baking banana bread this morning.

  what are you doing sunday morning instead of being told you're not doing enough in god's service?

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  delilah

  Hey Mary, as I was enjoying my mug of Joe on my front porch I thought I smelled something wonderful coming from your general direction....I'll be right over.. and I'll bring the flavoured coffee....let me shut this contraption down first........

  Dee
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  Betcha I Know Something Else The Dubs Won't Be Doing Today..

  by Englishman in

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  they won't be dancing around the maypole!.

  now i don't know why they won't be doing this..matter of fact i've never read about maypole dancing being verboten..but don't you just know it's a no-no?

  englishman.

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  delilah

  I was under the impression it was a fertility dance and that was why JW's don't participate??? But then again, I heard this a looooooong time ago when I was in school, so, I may have gotten it mixed with something else they don't celebrate, you know, they don't celebrate ANYTHING!!

  Dee
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  Things you shouldn't have liked as a Witness.......BUT DID!!!

  by ScoobySnax in

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  when you were a jw can you remember things you should've not liked but did?

  i was listening to some dowloads tonight and heard "happy birthday" by stevie wonder, i remember going to a big family party when i was a kid, and my uncle who had some dj decks put this one on for me as it was my birthday (none of my dads side of the family were jw) i loved it.......good memories still of this song.. i remember getting easter eggs too, and thinking however pagan they were, they tasted bloody delicious.

  better than "ordinary" chocolate bars.

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  delilah

  I loved and watched every holiday special there was, but would quickly turn the channel if mom came in the room. I liked to wish friends a happy birthday, and I loved going to the pub with my "worldly" friends. I liked reading "naughty" books and mags, and once got caught with a Playgirl mag when living with a witness family while attending school. That was embarrassing!!!!! ha ha ha ha

  Dee
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  What are the qualifications to get into Bethel?

  by tyler m in

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  i confirmed from a reliable source that my brother will be going to bethel.

  we have no contact.

  what requirements do you have to meet for this "honor"?

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  delilah

  TylerM, if you've never been inside a bethel, I found it extremely sterile, and boring. The people there seemed like robots and seeing them at their breakfast, reading the daily text, was enough to turn me off. I'd much rather become a buddhist monk, as I think it would be far more interesting than a bethel any day.

  Dee