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  I'm sitting here when all of a sudden...

  by delilah in

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  my front door opens, a flashlight is pointed in my eyes, and this guy shouts, "police"...i, thinking it's my daughter's boyfriend, calls out his name.

  then i see the badge on his shoulder, he says, "is this # such-in-such?

  " i then say, "oh s#%t, this is real".....then i say no, it's #.

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  JW funnies

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  Honk if you love the Lord

  by delilah in

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  if you love the lord.

  february 1st, 2006. askmen.com rates this joke: 8/10.

  the other day i went to the local religious book store and i saw a "honk if you love jesus" bumper sticker.

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  I thought this was hilarious

  by delilah in

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  redneckwomen.wmv

  (3.45 mb) i hope this comes up ok....and it's not a diss to my redneck sistas out there....

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  Right about now......

  by delilah in

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  i'd like to be boarding a plane to anywhere warm....say, fiji.....how about you??

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  Funny, but True!

  by delilah in

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  in our local newspaper, a couple weeks ago, there was an elderly man, about 84 years old, had been burning leaves in his yard.

  he'd caught a mouse in his house, and decided to throw it into the fire....the mouse caught fire, and ran back into the old man's house and caught his house on fire.....how's that for poetic justice eh?

  i laughed my a$$ off when i read that...it was somewhere in canada.

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  They Came at me at work.......

  by delilah in

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  there is a "sister" and her daughter, that come to visit different ones at my place of business.

  they usually come about 3 times a month, to read a scripture or a paragraph from a magazine, to a couple of people.

  they then say hello to me, and leave after making their wt and awake placements.

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  Cute Music Video....

  by delilah in

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  2. entertainment

  this was sent to me awhile back, and i came across it tonight.

  i thought i'd share it....it brought back memories.

  www.jcbsong,co.uk-jcbvid... enjoy.

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  Tyson vs. McBride??????

  by delilah in

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  what the heck was that?????!!!!

  i don't know about the rest of you, but i was disappointed in the fight last night.....good thing laila ali put on a show....i knew mike was done the last fight he had, but i was hoping he'd put his heart in it this time...and win one final bout.

  he sure has changed, since his early days...he was unbeatable, but then he had all that anger driving him...spurring him on...as much as i disliked the dirty tricks he pulled, like biting holyfield's ear, i was rooting for him to win...mcbride was handed the win on a platter, and tyson admitted he only fought to get the cash he so desparately needs....the fans were dealt a low blow also.

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  hi I'm new

  by delilah in

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  my friend mary told me about this site.

  she told me how much she enjoyed it, so i've finally taken the baptismal plunge, and here i am.

  now mary can count this as a bible study.

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