EvilForce

Joined

• started 30 topics
• posted 2,762 times   see topics posted on
• send a message

Posts by EvilForce

• 
  64

  New member, question thats been asked many times, but how do you feel ?

  by Greyeyes in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i came across this site, and while still my upbringing says i should stay away from such site, i had to join.

  a bit of a background about me.

  i'm 31, my parents became witnesses when i was born so they could give me the best upbringing they felt possible.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EvilForce

  Look on the bright side....You're no Scientologist ?!?
  
  LOL
• 
  46

  My story

  by Chia in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i have posted this story before on some other boards, but after "lurking" for a long time here, i have finally decided to come out and tell my story.

  it is really long, so i'm going to tell it in a few parts.

  that way i can also tell if i'm boring everyone to death, haha!

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EvilForce

  Welcome!!! We look forward to the 2nd part of your story!!!
• 
  61

  Name a annoying question that Minimus hasn't asked!

  by whyamihere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lol!

  i love you min!.

  what was your favorite outfit to wear to the meetings?.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EvilForce

  Do you wipe from front to back or from back to front?
• 
  35

  The Generation Game 10 years on - 1995

  by truthseeker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it's been roughly ten years since the change in the understanding of the generation was printed in a november watchtower.. while i won't discuss here what everyone already knows about this change, and the effects it had on many people, questions have to be asked.. what happens next for the watchtower society?

  where is the leadership?.

  in what direction are they headed?.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EvilForce

  Well confused....did you realize that since your 607th post it's been a time, time, and half a time?
• 
  35

  The Generation Game 10 years on - 1995

  by truthseeker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it's been roughly ten years since the change in the understanding of the generation was printed in a november watchtower.. while i won't discuss here what everyone already knows about this change, and the effects it had on many people, questions have to be asked.. what happens next for the watchtower society?

  where is the leadership?.

  in what direction are they headed?.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EvilForce

  Nothing wrong with your face yo....
  
  Just liked seeing "more" of you :) Looks like you go to the gym plenty... show off a little !!!
  
  EF (of the I like men 1/2 naked class)
• 
  35

  The Generation Game 10 years on - 1995

  by truthseeker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it's been roughly ten years since the change in the understanding of the generation was printed in a november watchtower.. while i won't discuss here what everyone already knows about this change, and the effects it had on many people, questions have to be asked.. what happens next for the watchtower society?

  where is the leadership?.

  in what direction are they headed?.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EvilForce

  Obviously, GBL you need to have your "thinking adjusted".
  
  God is obviously using "the organization" as his spoke piece.
  
  The borg is ever "tacking" towards the light.
  
  If you lose faith because of "New light" you are not being spiritual.
  
  Just like the __________________ (fill in the blank) of old who kept steadfast waiting on Jehoba. You should "throw your burden on Jehoba".
  
  By the way GBL, I liked your mirror picture better :)
• 
  300

  A comment I heard tonight

  by Generic Man in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  tonight i heard one of the most cruel and twisted comments i've ever heard at the platform.

  the topic was the apocalypse and whether or not children will be slaughtered.

  through one side of his mouth, the po stated that the bible is not clear on the matter, while out the other side he pointed to all those old testament accounts where children were killed.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EvilForce

  Um, ......Timothy Kline, Mason Michigan???
  
  http://www.enom.com/domains/whois.asp?DomainName=www.e-jehovahs-witnesses.com&submit.x=33&submit.y=3
• 
  46

  What do you think the new releases will be this summer?

  by truthseeker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what do you think the new releases will be at the dc?.

  a brochure or two?

  a recycled publication with a new title and look?.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EvilForce

  Mary, great list, made me laugh.
  
  Young People Ask - "Why Freaking Bother"
  
  New Internet JW Search Tool - Who needs IE or Safari browsers...use JITL (Jehoba is the light) - This new system won't allow apostate sites to be viewed!!! What a welcome blessing from Jehoba. Cookies automatically report to Brooklyn your web surfing habits. Gives the elders something new to do.
  
  A new WBTS computer printer - Unbeknowst to the users it uses special "non demonic" ink but really this ink fades after 6 months into invisibility. So new realeases will be on the web...thereby we can change the beliefs and no one will be the wiser....printed out a copy....it'll be gone in a year. All those pesky apostates dragging up Golden Ages from 1920---ha ha the jokes on you now.
  
  Jehoba Witness Girls Gone Wild - Crazy teens go from house to house showing how much fun it is. No more 1/2 dressed boozed up broads getting our men hot and horny. But wait theres more...contribute more than $ 23 for this video get the JW Girl's Gone Wild Calendar - July's Wet T-shirt Baptism Pin Up Collection.
  
  New for X-box and Sony Playstation 2 - Sheep and Goats - You are God, you choose who lives and dies. How to kill that Goat that didn't take the magazines from you at 112 Smith Street? Fire and sulphur? Stoning? Pestilence? Space based laser beam? No first person shooter game has ever been this exciting. Learn to quote scripture as you blast these evildoers into oblivion. "Take that you worker of lawlessness.....1 Corint. 113: 55."
  
  New Book - Come Smite THIS!
  Tired of all those "Passion of the Christ" fools? This book makes Passion look like a nursery school rhyme book. Our God Jehoba is REALLY a kick a** God. He can smite / smote all ya'all. 172 page book on how exacting and vengeful God REALLY is. No more sugar coating the "troof" it's time to get serious.
• 
  35

  How do you amuse yourself during the daily commute?

  by Crumpet in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i commute to and from work between 2 and 4 hours every day.

  does anyone else commute and what do you do to pass the time?

  how long do you travel for?

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EvilForce

  Two words.........Kingdom Melodies
• 
  26

  Did You Hate Meetings and Special Events?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i really hated "special" programs and events such as a visiting bethelite giving an extra 1 hour talk after the wt.

  study.

  everyone was expected to stay.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EvilForce

  Not sure hate is the right word.
  
  Loathe maybe better.
  
  My choice was "Sit for 2 hours being bored silly, or hear about not going for those 2 hours from my parents for 15 hours over the course of the week."
  
  I should say 3+ hours, because by the time you got dressed, drove there, got there early enough for a seat, stayed just long enough afterward to make it look like you weren't bolting out, drive home, get undressed.