Welll Nos,
Just remind yourself that these people are OBVIOUSLY goats and therefore will be killed by Jehoba himself very soon.
So you can simply say, "Youse gonna die bitch" and be telling the "troof". Oh....and hand her a WishTower and Asleep magazine.
Young People Ask - When is a serious a** kicking in order?
EvilForce
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What the hell is wrong with people?
by Nosferatu inhave any of you had experiences like this?.
last weekend, i was at a friend's social.
i was outside smoking and conversing with two other ladies.
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Jehovah's witnesses do not waste time and money by building
by garybuss in.
'jehovah's witnesses do not waste time and money by building large church edifices to invite people to such to hear them preach .
let god be true p.1924.
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Do you have pictures of the most used part of the builiding???
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Six Billion Hearts Will Soon Stop Beating. . .
by ACEofCAD inannounced our circuit overseer last night in his talk about the urgency to preach because of the times.
followed by a silence that was broken with ohhhs and ahhhs.
he said that a couple of times throughout his part, simulating a beating heart with his fist.
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EvilForce
Yeah, but if the WTS was really teaching that....no one would NEED to be a JW.
No one would NEED to go out in service or place books and magazines.
It is similar to an argument I had with an elder at one time. I said to him... "When I go evening Witnessing for 3 hours, I contact more people and have more discussions than when I got out for a whole month for 12 hours doing morning only. Shouldn't our goal be conversations not hours per se?"
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did snakes have legs
by tijkmo inquestions from readers.
did the serpent lose legs or feet as means of movement as a result of the divine curse recorded at genesis 3:14?.
at genesis 3:14 we are told: "and jehovah god proceeded to say to the serpent: ?because you have done this thing, you are the cursed one out of all the domestic animals and out of all the wild beasts of the field.
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Thanks Alan,
I was looking at that picture thinking.....the legs are right next to it's jaw, and snakes have detachable jaws....oh wait he's swallowing something.
The leg strcture was also backwards from anything I have ever seen before which made me look twice at it.
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Things you wouldn't hear or do at the Meeting for Field Service
by findingme inremember getting out of bed saturday morning, silently cussing to yourself because you really had no desire to go out in service?
especially on a saturday, when you would prefer to sleep in or just bum around?
or even go to a yard sale?
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You say tomato, I say Tomatoe
You say potato, I say potatoe
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Theory of Gravity wrong???
by cyborgVision inhttp://quotes.watchtower.ca/gravitation_and_electric_energy.htm
thank you quotes for bringing this up, i've never read such a bullsh** in my life.
those people up in writing dept.
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EvilForce
I get wood for Adam
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Six Billion Hearts Will Soon Stop Beating. . .
by ACEofCAD inannounced our circuit overseer last night in his talk about the urgency to preach because of the times.
followed by a silence that was broken with ohhhs and ahhhs.
he said that a couple of times throughout his part, simulating a beating heart with his fist.
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EvilForce
Well I think the world would be better if 6 Million (JW's) Mouths Will Soon Stop Flapping....
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Can you be disfellowshipped for taking a yoga class?
by TweetieBird ini was just wondering since i've started taking a yoga class.
not that i would mind being df'd but not ready to lose the family.
i lost my wt library cd so i don't have access to the society's stand on yoga.
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Faithful and Discreet Slave
or also known as Fricking Dumb Society -
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Six Billion Hearts Will Soon Stop Beating. . .
by ACEofCAD inannounced our circuit overseer last night in his talk about the urgency to preach because of the times.
followed by a silence that was broken with ohhhs and ahhhs.
he said that a couple of times throughout his part, simulating a beating heart with his fist.
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EvilForce
How is that horrible? I mean after all they all have had a chance to become a Witness. They wanted to sleep at 9:30 on a Saturday morning and not heed God's call, well then they should die! Narrow and cramped is the road leading to becoming a Witness. Narrow your thinking and cramp your style...now we are talking!!!
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Can you be disfellowshipped for taking a yoga class?
by TweetieBird ini was just wondering since i've started taking a yoga class.
not that i would mind being df'd but not ready to lose the family.
i lost my wt library cd so i don't have access to the society's stand on yoga.
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EvilForce
I mean really isn't most dancing sexual? In fact isn't everything sexual?
I have a job so I can pay my rent, so I have a place to have sex...therefore my job is sexual.
Belly dancing for your mate....wrong...might inflame him with lust for her....just pull out the big ole grandma panties size 18 that'll turn him off. Remember sex is only for squeezing kids out of that womb not sex!
Frikkin tards! May those old farts of the FDS die a most unpleasant death by deep paper cuts from the trashy magazines they publish.