A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realized what he had done and said, "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home." A voice from the back of the room replied, "There's a calendar behind you..."
Posts by Caole
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37Never Ending Jokes - Part II
by waiting inoops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.
seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.
the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?
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Never Ending Jokes - Part II
by waiting inoops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.
seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.
the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?
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Caole
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"
To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
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Caole
Hey Waiting...good to see you too One of my sisters bought a himalayan cat a few years ago, and a friend of mine bought one that could be its twin this year. I don't know what it is about that particular breed...they seem to grow fond of one person in the household, and just tolerate the rest
Wow TW! 15 yrs old? That would be about 76 in human years
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New JW Song Titles- Post 'em here!
by TR inlisa gave me the idea for this topic.. so, what are your ideas for some catchy song titles?
any genre will do.
1. i got mauled at the kingdom hall.
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Caole
Hey Lisa...you're quite welcome If you like the revamped song titles, you might also like some lyrics that Simon rewrote a while back(hope you don't mind Simon) Here are the threads:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=8002&site=3
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=8007&site=3
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Hey Prisca! Free time's been hard to find lately(I don't even make it to the cafe as much as I'd like) Kismet...glad you got your computer running on all cylinders! Good to see you both Hope all has been well!
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Caole
{{{Seven}}} Good to see you again too! Perhaps you could send the "brute pup" to Kismet for awhile to teach that cat of his some manners
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Caole
Hey Seven!(cute toon) Fred's response? Probably none...too busy napping
or in the shower
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Laughter is the Best Medicine, allright!
by LDH ini know there is a thread similar to this one from many months ago but i couldn't find it.
so i'm just starting this one, just for gozz.please include relevant song titles.. the truth=the spoof or the troof.
wbts= witchpower babble and trick sicksiety (courtesy of lovesdubs).
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Caole
Hey LDH! I think this is the thread you were looking for : http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=13255&site=3#159375
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Never Ending Jokes - Part II
by waiting inoops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.
seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.
the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?
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Caole
Gwen met Randy at a nightclub. They hit it off, so she invited him back to her place. When they arrived at her house, they went right for the bedroom. Randy noticed hundreds of stuffed animals scattered throughout the room. Giant stuffed animals sat on top of the wardrobe. Slightly smaller stuffed animals sat on the window sill. Many tiny stuffed animals sat on the bottom shelf of her bookcase. After they had sex, Randy turned to her and said, "So ... how was I?" "Well," Gwen said, "you can take anything from the bottom shelf."
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Never Ending Jokes - Part II
by waiting inoops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.
seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.
the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?
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Caole
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."