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I tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "Internal Error" message. Seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?
Well...WELCOME!!!!!!
The following was sent to me by Prisca, remember her? Found out that those Aussie's DO have a good sense of humor
Teenagers vs Cats
For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:
1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by
name.
2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.
3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.
4. Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile.
5. No cat or teenager shares your taste in music.
6. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.
7. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.
8. Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating
that ultimate human ecstasy -- a sense of complete and utter boredom.
9. Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture.
10. Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to
return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior. Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times.
And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any
sudden moves in their direction.
When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some
affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all
concerned.
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To add to that, when my kids were around 8-14, they had this annoying habit of flinching everytime I'd raise my hand in public. Quite embarrassing to me. They finally told me, when grown, (kids usually wait till years later for the telling) that they did this on purpose so that people would think that I hit them all the time.
I was stunned! "Do you know how embarrassing that was for me?"
Response from my beautiful, intelligent, 28 year old daughter: (snicker) "Yeah." (snicker).
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