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Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread
by Seven in
1. social
2. humour
happy monday!.

had no price tag.

much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.
Caole

Hi Waiting, That's not really my picture...I cropped the pic of the man with the big glass of wine, and used his head for my profile pic(sigh...another sad attempt at humor, I suppose) You are right about me being a man. I had a feeling that I was being thought of as a woman by some, but wasn't sure. At any rate...it was a pleasure meeting you both times, and I like your jokes too
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Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread
by Seven in
1. social
2. humour
happy monday!.

had no price tag.

much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.
Caole

Nice one Seven...can I kick him first?
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Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread
by Seven in
1. social
2. humour
happy monday!.

had no price tag.

much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.
Caole

Hey Seven...the resemblance is uncanny isn't it?
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Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread
by Seven in
1. social
2. humour
happy monday!.

had no price tag.

much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.
Caole

Hi Waiting!
This is a great thread, but I seem to recall you saying that you're tired of seeing your name(in the title) popping up all the time. The only solution I can think of is to ask Seven to edit the topic title and remove the never-ending part
By the way, I've been to SC twice in the last 3 years and must say that I was impressed, to say the least! Hope all is well
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Enjoy life..
by Introspection in
1. watchtower
2. medical
i was in my speech class today and we were told to do acting exercises.

i noticed some people in the class were just having so much fun, but i really just couldn't get into a character.

i suddenly realized that they must enjoy life more than i do.
Caole

Hi guys, I feel the same way sometimes. I envy those people that can "let it all hang out". I think that in my case I'm worried about the other peoples perception of me...afraid of crossing the line. Here's an example: I'm funny...I'm funny...I'm funny...BAM!..I'm weird. There was a line somewhere, and I crossed it It does seem to be getting better with age. It doesn't matter as much what other people think. I'm getting better at knowing where that line is too
There's a line from the Eagles song "Desperado" that goes, "You're losin' all your highs and lows. Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?" I've often wondered about that. It just seems that people have different "emotional spectrums" so to speak. It doesn't mean that they're cold or uncaring...and it certainly doesn't make them less of a person. Great posts!
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me" Stuart Smalley
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Go Ahead And Jump!
by Seven in
1. watchtower
2. medical
it is the most basic thing about us; we share it with all living beings.

at each moment, millions of events take place inside our bodies and inside our minds that are designed to help us stay alive.

until the present, at least, the forces that are life-preserving have been stronger than the forces that are life-destroying.
Caole

Hi Seven,
I used to go through something similar years ago...I would be fine for the longest time, and then out the blue...instant depression...praying for my own demise(glad those weren't answered)...and then waking up fine in the morning. "What a ride" hits the nail right on the head! I'm glad you're feeling better now
I'm so sorry I wasn't here for you yesterday. You were the first person to welcome me to this board, and I've come to think of you as a friend. I don't post much, but I read a bit. I've seen examples of your wit, your wisdom, and your compassion for other people(not to mention your fine taste in music). You're an amazing woman...no wonder all the guys hang around you Take care Seven!
Hugs,
Caole
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Just a few more
by BugEye in
1. social
2. humour
joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

i have the same problem with his father.
Caole

Just bringing this thread back to the top
Great jokes Bugeye! I found quite a few that I had lost(in emails)when my operating system crashed. It's nice to find so many funny ones in one thread. Thanks for sharing them
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Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread
by Seven in
1. social
2. humour
happy monday!.

had no price tag.

much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.
Caole
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Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread
by Seven in
1. social
2. humour
happy monday!.

had no price tag.

much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.
Caole

What a great thread! Is it really never-ending?
Waiting, Seven, Gopher, Rcat, and Reagan...thanks for making me smile...and laugh
Here's a couple of role-reversal toons that crack me up!
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Gospel of Thomas?
by Introspection in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
yes, i saw stigmata on tv the other night.

while i've seen parts of it before, i didn't realize that there's an actual document that they discovered.

i'm looking for info on this, maybe there will be a free translation online or something.
Caole

Hi Introspection,
Here's a site about the Gospel of Thomas that somebody mentioned on H2O back in the day(luckily, I still had it bookmarked)
http://home.epix.net/~miser17/Thomas.html