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  My beautiful sister......

  by Tatiana in

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  today is the anniversary of my only sister's suicide four years ago.

  she was 38. i've had a candle lit for her all day long.

  i've been playing her favorite songs...livin' on a prayer by bon jovi.

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  Caole

  (((April))) I'm so sorry for your loss. I've lit a candle for Kelly as well.
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  Never Ending Jokes - Part II

  by waiting in

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  oops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.

  seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.

  the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?

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  Never Ending Jokes - Part II

  by waiting in

  1. social
  2. humour

  oops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.

  seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.

  the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?

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  Wise Advise From Kids

  1.Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
  2.When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Micheal, 14
  3.Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Micael, 14
  4.Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
  5.Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
  6.Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronna, 13
  7.Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
  8.When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11
  9.Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci 14
  10.Don't sneeze in front of your mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, 12
  11.Puppies still have bad breath aven after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9
  12.Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
  13.You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9
  14.Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11
  15.If you want a kitten. Start out by asking for a horse. N/A
  16.Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
  17.Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10
  18.When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
  19.Never try to baptize a cat. - Ellen
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  Never Ending Jokes - Part II

  by waiting in

  1. social
  2. humour

  oops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.

  seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.

  the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?

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  Caole

  Long ago, there lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt." The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the bright frock, he led his mates into battle and defeated the pirates.

  Later on, the lookout spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again howled for his red shirt, and once again vanquished the pirates.

  That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of them asked the captain: "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?"

  The captain replied: "If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood, and thus, you men will continue to resist, unafraid." All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a man.

  As dawn came the next morning, the lookout once again spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The rank and file all stared in worshipful silence at the captain, and waited for his usual reply.

  Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his mighty sailing ship, and turned and shouted: "Get me my brown pants."
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  Never Ending Jokes - Part II

  by waiting in

  1. social
  2. humour

  oops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.

  seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.

  the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?

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  Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, a Cowboys fan, a Packers fan, a Vikings fan, and a Steelers fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.
  
  Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Cowboys fan proclaimed to the other four: "This is for the Dallas Cowboys!", and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

  Not to be outdone by a Cowboys fan, the Steelers fan jumped up and said, "This is for the Pittsburgh Steelers!", and then threw himself off the mountain again as a form of sacrifice.

  Refusing to be outdone by the Cowboy and Steeler fans, the Viking fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs "This is for the Minnesota Vikings!", and without any hesitation, pushed the Packer fan off the mountain.
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  Never Ending Jokes - Part II

  by waiting in

  1. social
  2. humour

  oops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.

  seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.

  the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?

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  Excellent, Waiting I was going to reply to you on the other thread...saw this one pop up...many thanks from me to you!

  they did this on purpose so that people would think that I hit them all the time.

  I'd be sure to pass that story on to my grandchildren when they came along(payback time)

  Here's another cat joke...it's a bit outdated:

  The Top 10 Signs Your Cat has a Personality Disorder

  10. Couldn't muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it!
  
  9. You've repeatedly found him in the closed garage, hunched over the wheel of your running Buick.

  8. Sits for hours in fascination while listening to Bob Dole.
  
  7. No longer licks paws clean, but washes them at the sink again and again and again...
  
  6. Doesn't get Garfield, but laughs like hell at Marmaduke.
  
  5. Rides in your car with its head out the window.
  
  4. Has built a shrine to Andrew Lloyd Webber entirely out of empty "9 Lives" cans.
  
  3. Spends all day in litterbox separating the green chlorophyll granules from the plain white ones.

  2. Your stereo is missing, and in the corner you find a pawn ticket and 2 kilos of catnip.

  and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat has a Personality Disorder...

  1. Makes an attempt on "First Cat" Socks' life in a pathetic attempt to impress Jodie Foster.
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  Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread

  by Seven in

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  happy monday!.

  had no price tag.

  much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.

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  Hey Waiting...great seeing you here again Wouldn't be suprised if that was real dialogue...some of the stories I've heard from a friend who worked as tech support are almost unbelievable I've been a bit leary of posting on this thread...don't want to be the one to "wipe it out" Maybe we should start a "Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread...Part Two"? Crossing my fingers...hoping that this isn't the straw that breaks the camel's back...

  Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

  Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you that my parents will hear of this." She sat down red-faced.

  Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same question.

  Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

  "Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson...two, you have a dirty mind...and three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
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  Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread

  by Seven in

  1. social
  2. humour

  happy monday!.

  had no price tag.

  much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.

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  Caole

  Hey Seven...I was wondering when somebody was going to revive this thread Thanks for the phrases...hope I never have to use them Here's a cute one I just received today...I had to edit it a little, or I would have to move it to the adult forum.
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  Need image from Norm Hovland or anyone else...

  by Tallyman in

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  i thought i'd copied an image on norm hovland's site,.

  (and right now, i can't find his website address).

  which he post (forgot which heading) of a picture out of a .

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  Caole

  Tom...edited the pic(in post above) to make it bigger...didn't want to make it load twice on the page I've gotta run now, but if you need it bigger yet, let me know...resolution will get worse, though.
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  Need image from Norm Hovland or anyone else...

  by Tallyman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i thought i'd copied an image on norm hovland's site,.

  (and right now, i can't find his website address).

  which he post (forgot which heading) of a picture out of a .

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  Caole