oops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.
seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.
the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?
Two hillbillies approach each other on a country road. One is carrying a sack over his shoulder.
"Hey, Billy Bob," calls out to the other, "What you got in that sack?"
"Some chickens."
"If I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one of them?"
"Heck, Joe Bob, if you guess how many chickens I got in the sack, I'll give you *both* of them."
"Okay. Er... Five?"
oops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.
seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.
the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?
This guy is walking through ChinaTown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the Chinese signs and banners on the buildings. He is having the best time just walking and looking. He turns a corner and sees a building with a sign, "Hans Olafsen's Laundry".
"Hans Olaffsen?", he thinks. "How in the world does that fit in here?"
So, he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman sitting in the corner.
The visitor asks, "How in the world did this place get a name like Hans Olaffsen's Laundry?"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
The visitor asks, "Well, who in the heck is the owner?"
"I am he," answers the old man.
"You? How in the heck did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"
The old man replies, "Many years ago when I come to this country, I was standing in line at Documentation Center. Man in front of me was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go 'What your name?' He say 'Hans Olaffsen.' She look at me...'What your name?' I say Sam Ting."
oops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.
seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.
the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?
A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."
The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?" The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."
oops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.
seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.
the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?
The Top 13 New Religions for the 21st Century
13 The Cult of Saint Pamela, "Our Lady of the Anatomical enhancements"
12 X-TREME RELIGION!!!
11 The Holy Lillith Church of the Minor-Keyed Female Vocalist
10 Joe-piscopal
9 Star Trek - The Next Denomination
8 Leonardo DiCatholic
7 Branch Hansonians
6 Church of the Everlasting Independent Counsel
5 Microsoft Second Coming 99 beta 4
4 Two words: Jesus Spice
3 Harry Caray-Ishna
2 Crystal Methodist
1 Hey Judaism
oops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.
seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.
the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?
A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realized what he had done and said, "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home." A voice from the back of the room replied, "There's a calendar behind you..."
oops............ i tried to post back on the other thread and got an ugly looking "internal error" message.
seven's dire warning obviously had some validity to it, eh?.
the following was sent to me by prisca, remember her?
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"
To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."
Hey Waiting...good to see you too One of my sisters bought a himalayan cat a few years ago, and a friend of mine bought one that could be its twin this year. I don't know what it is about that particular breed...they seem to grow fond of one person in the household, and just tolerate the rest
Wow TW! 15 yrs old? That would be about 76 in human years
lisa gave me the idea for this topic.. so, what are your ideas for some catchy song titles?
any genre will do.
1. i got mauled at the kingdom hall.
Hey Lisa...you're quite welcome If you like the revamped song titles, you might also like some lyrics that Simon rewrote a while back(hope you don't mind Simon) Here are the threads:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=8002&site=3
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=8007&site=3
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=8006&site=3
Hey Prisca! Free time's been hard to find lately(I don't even make it to the cafe as much as I'd like) Kismet...glad you got your computer running on all cylinders! Good to see you both Hope all has been well!
{{{Seven}}} Good to see you again too! Perhaps you could send the "brute pup" to Kismet for awhile to teach that cat of his some manners
