It was one of the last words that Abraham Lincoln heard as well... (or a form of it:sockdolagizing)
CaptainSchmideo
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Thank you, RTA, for "sockdolager"
by compound complex inhttp://www.personalliberty.com/conservative-politics/liberty/sockdolager-a-tale-of-davy-crockett-charity-and-congress/.
this unusual word - "sockdolager" - came up on word for the day.
i googled it and found this fascinating though fictional tale about colonel david crockett and horatio bunce, both men of integrity.
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Did you have any Elders CO's/DO's that were "Hung up" on certain things????
by karter inwe had an elder that was hung up on mens haircuts he had a real thing about how short mens hair should be and even told one bro off for parting his hair down the middle.. even told one bro to shave off his sideburns.. a c.o who was paronoid about sound always telling the bro in charge off.. .
a d.o who orded the attendants to remove crying babys from assemblys on more than a few occations...hans hubler for those that know him..
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CaptainSchmideo
Did someone mention "Sideburns"?
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CaptainSchmideo
Finally got the link to post. Sorry about all the blank entries!
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JW and Sham Honesty Story
by mankkeli inthe jws take pride in their honesty, for many years, this has been a strong marketing strategy for the purity of their religious dogma.
you may be familiar with many stories of their members retruning found wallet and so on, but here is an example found from the 2010 watchtower, march 15. .
"emilio, an italian witness who works as a driver for a public transport company, found a wallet containing 470 euros ($680, u.s.).
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CaptainSchmideo
I was reminded of this scene from "The Simpsons" from twenty years ago...
At the Flanders' dinner table... A fella came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar? Well, sir, I gave him three quarters by mistake. Took me the whole afternoon to track him down! ------------- Rev. Lovejoy is about to dig into his chilled dessert. Mrs. Lovejoy comes in, ``Ned Flanders is on the phone.'' Rev. Lovejoy mutters, ``Oh, if this about that stupid quarter again...'' Rev.L: [reluctantly, to phone] Hello, Ned. Ned: Sorry to bother you, Rev. Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables. Rev.L: Well, you know kids and vegetables. What was it? Asparagus? Ned: No, no, Reverend, the point is, he said a `bad word'! Rev.L: [realizes] Oh, oh, right, yeah. Well, kids usually pick these things stuff up from <someplace>. Find out who's doing it and... direct them to the Bible. Ned: <Where> in the Bible? Rev.L: Uh... Page 900. [quickly hangs up] Ned: But Rever--- [click] Rev.L: [looks down at his dessert, which has melted] Damn Flanders. -- ``Bart the Lover''
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Urinary Tract Infection=proof of premarital sex
by rebel8 inin the twisted jw world, that is..... http://cultprevention.blogspot.com/2011/08/ah-memories.html.
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CaptainSchmideo
Margaret White-"Get into that prayer closet and beg the Lord for forgiveness for your evil, sinful thoughts! And cover up them dirtypillows!"