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  Gasp! i went to church!

  by swiftbreeze in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  actually a local preacher has his church televised from time to time.

  my mother n law was watching so i decided to tune in also.

  it was very interesting.

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  ljwtiamb

  All I did was sit there and cry it was such a weird feeling. It wasn't like a little tear here and there. I was sobbing!

  Were these tears because you were happy? Sad? Guilty? Betrayed? Peeling onions?
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  The Catholics Use White Smoke. What Do JWs Use???

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this could be interesting....

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  ljwtiamb

  No sh*t?

  No, just the smell!
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  The Catholics Use White Smoke. What Do JWs Use???

  by minimus in

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  this could be interesting....

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  ljwtiamb

  LJW: Instead of blowing it out of a chimney, they blow it up your @$$.

  BEELZ: Instead of blowing smoke up the chiminy, the governing body blows smoke up the JWs ass.

  Sorry Beelz: Been there ... Done that!

  Nice try though ... Great minds DO think alike!
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  The Catholics Use White Smoke. What Do JWs Use???

  by minimus in

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  this could be interesting....

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  ljwtiamb

  Actually, they use white smoke also ...

  Instead of blowing it out of a chimney, they blow it up your @$$.

  Did I just say that? This keyboard is demonized!

  BTW: I went from NEWBIE to JUNIOR with this comment!
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  Hemosexuality

  by SixofNine in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ewwwww!

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  ljwtiamb

  Sorry Evil:

  I think this keyboard is demonized - sometimes it has a mind of its own!
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  YHWH another pagan god

  by homme perdu in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i have read several post in the past that claim that yhwh(jehovah) is of pagan origen.

  i never bothered to research this until now.

  can someone give me some info?

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  ljwtiamb

  Whoa Satanus:

  That's a heaping load o' readin'!

  Don't you have the picture book version or can I get the movie version on VHS or DVD?
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  has this happened to you???

  by donald in

  1. jw
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  back when i was in high school i was in deca...i won national trophies for public speaking.......upon gradrution...i was offerd a scolarship to a major college....for public speaking.....but the elders conveinced me to go into the pioneer service...i did a dead end job to cover expenses...and it became my permant job when i got married a copule of years later.....with no college...and almost no help to find another job...to rake care of my wife and three kids...i feel i might have thrown my life away....well onr good thing about being on dialsys is ill get an education.donald

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  ljwtiamb

  This is GREAT encouragement to go back to school!

  If I do go back, post WT - mid 40s, what is a good field to begin studying?

  What are you finding as good courses?
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  Hemosexuality

  by SixofNine in

  1. jw
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  ewwwww!

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  ljwtiamb

  I'm afraid that everyone is wrong on this one.

  I once knew a brother who was double-disfellowhipped for: hemo-sexuality.

  He had a gay blood transfusion ... instead of taking blood in his arm ... he ...

  (sorry this joke just went into a really gross area!)

  How do I delete this post?
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  Don't you just love ex-JW women!

  by ljwtiamb in

  1. social
  2. humour

  http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=10715

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  ljwtiamb

  I hate it when people forward bogus warnings... but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:

  If someone comes to your door saying they are conducting a survey
  on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so cheap now!
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  Don't you just love ex-JW women!

  by ljwtiamb in

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  2. humour

  http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=10715

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  ljwtiamb

  Country Girl, then you will just luv this one:

  Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
  > new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and
  > bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
  > house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came
  > home to a clean house and the dishes were done. The second man had married a
  > woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she
  > was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he
  > didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day,
  > his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the
  > table. The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her
  > that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
  > laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
  > day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the
  > third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
  > of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher
  > and telephone a landscaper.
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  > Got to love them Texas Girls