people who can't spell.
j/k
being a customer service rep, i have accumulated many pet peeves....
1. I am sorry, but I can't force state laws to change. If the law in your state requires you to provide a copy of your DL, I can't do anything about it. Don't yell at me b/c it's ''cutting into your day''.
2. When you fax in a DL that has a complex background...it will come in BLACK...this a fact of life. This is why we tell you to make the copy AS LIGHT AS POSSIBLE.
3. I don't care if you have the most expensive copier/fax machine...your id is BLACK.
4. When I called you and asked you to please SIGN and DATE the fax and refax it WITH the DL....i meant what i said. it is not my fault that you cannot follow simple directions and returned only the signature.
5. I do not control the prices for the vital record department. And i don't care that MA certs were only 4 dollars back in '85. It's 2006 and they are now $37.
6. It is not my fault that you waited till the day before your cruise/kid starts school to order your cert. I am NOT god and NO i CANNOT get it to you today.
7. No...I am not going to steal you identity.
8. I do not find your humour amusing.
9. No...I cannot find your babies daddy.
10. I do not enjoy calling you back every 2 minutes b/c you can't follow directions. YOU have better stuff to do???? Guess what bozo...so do I....
11. I COULD BE POSTING ON JWD RIGHT NOW DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whew!!!! that felt good!
luv, jojo