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  .....of the who the heck started this class...???????????

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

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  so who started the...''of the ------------- class'' thingy????

  luv, jojo.

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  Without a doubt I use it the most on this board.

  About 5 years ago I had seen a post from Focus about Class Distinctions among JWs. You know, the Jonadab class, the Moses Class, etc etc.

  It had something to do with the fact that all of the original JW Ballers (Taze, Rutherford, etc) were really into "Classes" i.e., socialism.

  Focus had a list of EVERY CLASS mentioned in the JW publications. Shit, there must have been a thousand! I had never realized it before that post, but afterwards I thought, SHIT if they can 'make up' classes, so can I. I wish I could find that post. It might have been on the old witnet or H20.

  ALL HAIL LDH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUEEN OF THE ''OF THE CLASS'' CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  luv, jojo
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  How's everyone doing?

  by under74 in

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  just poppin in because i have some spare time right now.

  haven't been on much lately except when i can for the vigil threads..... how are you all?

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  hi big balls and lego!

  luv, jojo
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  .....of the who the heck started this class...???????????

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

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  so who started the...''of the ------------- class'' thingy????

  luv, jojo.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  I'm not really sure. But, I think it was Rutherford

  it all makes sense now...

  luv, jojo
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  .....of the who the heck started this class...???????????

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

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  so who started the...''of the ------------- class'' thingy????

  luv, jojo.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  so who started the...''of the ------------- class'' thingy????
  
  
  was it upside/down??? he seems to use it the most.
  
  
  
  
  luv, jojoof the give credit where credit is due class
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  How's everyone doing?

  by under74 in

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  just poppin in because i have some spare time right now.

  haven't been on much lately except when i can for the vigil threads..... how are you all?

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  i'm on my 3rd...4th...5th....dangit.....

  i'm drinking wine!!!!!!

  luv, jojo
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  How's everyone doing?

  by under74 in

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  just poppin in because i have some spare time right now.

  haven't been on much lately except when i can for the vigil threads..... how are you all?

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  i'm fine...

  question is....

  luv, jojoof the yes i've been drinking tonight class
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  144,000 are you one of them?

  by JCinme in

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  hey i've been studying jehovah's witness beliefs but i had a question, how does anyone know who the 144,000 are?

  if you could respond with what you know that would be great.

  thank you.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  yes i am...

  i am number 143,999.

  really...

  i am...

  luv, jojo
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  conspiracy theories

  by Ellie in

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  the rules of this game are that you have to invent a wacky conspiracy theory each go x-files style.

  the winner is the first one assassinated for revealing the truth (not much of a prize i know).. i'll start.... blue smarties are filled with toxic e-numbers that mutate sweet kids into chav (trailor trash) like monsters with adhd, brought on by nestle to bring civilisation down to its knees so that they can rule the world

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  simon is really on the governing booty...

  he uses our IP addresses to track us down and that's how they find the apostates.........

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  ....................and when the dentist ''shoots novacaine'' into your mouth, he's really implanting a chip that the government can trace you with.

  luv, jojoof the it's not really THAT jojo....i swear!!!
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  What are you eating tonight?

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

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  we're about to dig into new york strip steak, a'la matt..... and fried potatoes country style, a'la jojo..... aaaaaaand we're halfway through a bottle of yellowtail chiraz...viva la australia!!!!!!

  luv, jojo

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  ooooooooooooh myyyyyyyyy gooooooooooooood....

  that was the best steak i've ever had. it was that kind of steak where you don't want to chew on it...you want to just sit there and suck the juice out...Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

  luv, jojoof the i'm in ecstasy class
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  Have you seen any of the JW's elders that DF'd or DA'd you and or now DF'd?

  by booker-t in

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  it is funny but i love that old expression "karma is the best payback".

  i happened to see one of those super arognant elders that was the judicial committee that put me on "private reproof" years ago when i was a "devout" jw and fell into unscriptual conduct.

  they literally had me trembling back there in the back of the kh wondering if i was going to be disfellowshipped or put on public reproof.

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  yep. while i was on my lunch break during work one day i passed by a cargroup that had obviously broken down and one of the elders on my jc committee was standing outside. i got reeeeeaaaally scared at first....then i thought...''WTF is he going to do to me? break my toes???'' so i turned around, rolled down my window and hollered, ''you need some help?''

  everyone in the cargroup looked like they had $hit their pants. the elder played it cool, smiled and said, ''no...we've got it.''

  so i said, ''good luck!'' and drove off.

  I FELT SOOOOOOOOOOO LIBERATED AFTER THAT!!!!! i had been the bigger person and they all knew it!

  HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

  luv, jojo