Posts by kittyeatzjdubs

**SCREAMS** Oh my god! I can hardly type right now I'm so happy! I'm sorry if this post seems spasticated...but I can't help it!!!! You people just don't understand....well maybe you do understand...but....OH MY GOD!!!!

**deep breath** ok....breeeeaaathe....

OK. So my sister (the one who is also dsf'd) was the ultimate dub. Left home at 18 to go pioneer where the need was great, regular pioneer, parts on conventions and assemblies, always giving talks, always out in field service. She was so good at the field service thing, she could change out of her waitressing clothes, and into her meeting clothes all while driving (i don't recommend this).

So skip to 5 or 6 years later and in comes The Asshole, who will be referred to as TA from here on out. TA swept her off of her feet, wooed her, cooed her...and then they got married. Let the abuse begin. It was like living with a dictator. The house had to be immaculate 24/7, he said what she could do, watch, wear, go...I remember going to the meeting with them one night and he started screaming at her b/c there was a coke can in the floor.

To make a long story short, he was an ass, she finally cheated on him (thank GOD!) with her army man, they divorced, she got dsf'd, and he became an elder....imagine that.

So now her and her man are getting married and I couldn't be happier! I mean...you can't get much more wordly than marrying a guy in the army who doesn't love jeehoover. And after seeing her so sad and broken for so many years...she was just a shell of a person...you could see the sadness in her eyes. There were so many times that I wanted so badly to just grab her and shake her and scream, ''RUN HL!!!! RUN FAR AWAY!!! RUN!!!''....dammit, now I'm crying...I can't cry at work.......at least they're happy tears....But I have my sister back. Her eyes sparkle now when she laughs, she goes out and gets drunk with her girls, she listens to ''bad'' music, she wears sexy clothes...SHE LIVES DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so happy and excited I feel like I'm about to bust! I just want to run out into the middle of the street and scream until my throat pops!!!!

luv, jojo

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Boycott Tom Cruise and his Mission Impossible 3 movie!

by Elsewhere in

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friends

the church of scientology is trying to censor comedy central because of the scientology south park episode!

please write to comedy central about the scientology episode!.

please express support for south park and denounce the way tom cruise is trying to censor south park!

kittyeatzjdubs

The number of indecency complaints that the FCC recieves on a yearly basis went from 14,000 in 2002 to 240,000 in 2003. This was up from fewer then 350 in the previous two years.
2006 is shaping up to be a record year for complaints, with 134,000 filed so far just for the show Las Vegas alone.
A several hundred percent (and rising) increase over the span of just a few years. A coincidence? Doubtful. The vast majority of these complaints are a result of organized campaigns by groups such as the American Family Association and the Parents Television Council. The AFA is James Dobson's group, and the PTC is Brent Bozell III's group. 'nuff said, I think.

BABABOOEY!!! BABABOOEY!!! I said ''f'' the FCC, and went and bought a Sirius satellite radio. Best thing I ever did. luv, jojo

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Anybody work in finance?? I need some advice

by Junction-Guy in

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ok here's the deal.

every since amanda moved out i have been surviving on one income, and lately i have been strapped for cash.

my bills are behind, my credit cards are behind, needless to say im broke.

kittyeatzjdubs

Don't do it. My mom fell for one of those and she spent over a year paying the money back to the company.

You'd be better off getting a 2nd job like Cali said, even though it would suck.

I hope everything gets better for you! You'll be in my thoughts. I've been broke before (think living in your car broke ). We're all here for you!

luv, jojo

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Donation to "Locks of Love"

by whyamihere in

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my daughter lilyan qualified the minimum 10 inches required.

i took pictures of her donating her hair.

at first she was a little apprehensive, and terrified of getting her hair cut.

kittyeatzjdubs

You have a really sweet girl there Brooke.

She looks cute with short hair too!!!

luv, jojo

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Boycott Tom Cruise and his Mission Impossible 3 movie!

by Elsewhere in

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friends

the church of scientology is trying to censor comedy central because of the scientology south park episode!

please write to comedy central about the scientology episode!.

please express support for south park and denounce the way tom cruise is trying to censor south park!

kittyeatzjdubs

I hope she punches him in the head and screams all the way through her delivery.

The baby cannot be poked or prodded for 7 days? WTF? So how the hell are they supposed to run blood tests to make sure the child's healthy? Moron...

luv, jojo

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This Year The Push Is REALLY On To Invite EVERYONE To The Memorial!

by minimus in

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the word's out to invite anyone and everyone-----as this could be the last celebration (per my mother as she heard it at the hall).

kittyeatzjdubs

**kisses wombat**

Sweet dreams sweetie.

luv, jojo

64

Boycott Tom Cruise and his Mission Impossible 3 movie!

by Elsewhere in

jw
friends

the church of scientology is trying to censor comedy central because of the scientology south park episode!

please write to comedy central about the scientology episode!.

please express support for south park and denounce the way tom cruise is trying to censor south park!

kittyeatzjdubs

Cruise is an idiot and a moron. If he doesn't want people making fun of him, he shouldn't be running his mouth about things he knows nothing about...i.e., Brooke Shields taking antidepressants for post partum depression.

I've never liked his movies anyway. He's always struck me a smarta$$.

luv, jojo

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This Year The Push Is REALLY On To Invite EVERYONE To The Memorial!

by minimus in

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friends

the word's out to invite anyone and everyone-----as this could be the last celebration (per my mother as she heard it at the hall).

kittyeatzjdubs

Kitty....As soon as I pressed the Send button I regretted referring to gear boxes. uncle bruce and Doctor Jekyll had such a long chat last night about nut sacks. I don't want them to join in.
Actually it was a broke rear axle.

Attn Dear Brothers, We have received new light regarding gear boxes. They are fine in Jeehover's eyes. This does bring up a new issue though. If a rear axle is broken, does this make the axle more vulnerable to demon attack? There will be a special needs part regarding your cars and whether or not they are acceptable as holy vessels for traveling to preach god's word. Now back to our regularly scheduled program. luv, jojo

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This Year The Push Is REALLY On To Invite EVERYONE To The Memorial!

by minimus in

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friends

the word's out to invite anyone and everyone-----as this could be the last celebration (per my mother as she heard it at the hall).

kittyeatzjdubs

Soon after, in their wanderings, they came across an abandoned Nissan 14.........All it needed was a new gear box....
Bloody hell.....look at the time.......I'm off to bed....Maybe someone else can finish this true story.

And it just so happened that the holy magazine had an article called, ''Gearboxes...Are They Spiritual?''