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  Beware of the internet......from the meeting last night

  by JH in

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  they took 15 minutes to remind us of the dangers of the internet.

  be careful to whom you chat with.

  make sure it's with "good" jw your chatting with, they said.. what they didn't say was, where the heck do you go to chat with a jw online?

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  zaphod

  where do you get your cool emoticon, please?
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  Beware of the internet......from the meeting last night

  by JH in

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  they took 15 minutes to remind us of the dangers of the internet.

  be careful to whom you chat with.

  make sure it's with "good" jw your chatting with, they said.. what they didn't say was, where the heck do you go to chat with a jw online?

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  zaphod

  ha ha ha. like it.
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  Beware of the internet......from the meeting last night

  by JH in

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  they took 15 minutes to remind us of the dangers of the internet.

  be careful to whom you chat with.

  make sure it's with "good" jw your chatting with, they said.. what they didn't say was, where the heck do you go to chat with a jw online?

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  zaphod

  horrible, nasty thing, internet. mustn't look precious

  but i wants to look. internet is my friend.

  you haven't got any friends. nobody likes you.

  i'm not listening, i'm not listening.

  you're a slave and a dub and a pub-lish-sher...

  go away, go away. i hate you. i hate you.

  where would you be without me? we survived because of me.

  not any more.

  what?

  internet looks after us now. we don't need you.

  what?

  leave now and never come back.

  grrrr!

  leave now and never come back.

  no!!!

  leave now and NEVER come back.

  i told him to go away and away he goes precious internet.

  gone, gone, gone, zaphod free.

  zaphod
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  un thingy

  by zaphod in

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  i've been looking at past posting about the un scandal and was wondering what the r&f dub knows about the situation.. have they all been fed the line about the library card or has there been no official announcement and been dealt with only if particular publishers bring the subject up?.

  is it an issue that has caused disquiet in the congrgation or is it still not known to a great extent by members?.

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  zaphod

  Maybe the wt is trying to push the UN towards some action against them so they could say - "Oh, look - the UN disgusting beast is turning on us just as we prophesied!" I wouldn't put it past them to not 'wait on Jehovah' by trying to push God's time-table forward, according to their desired outcome.....

  do you know what? i thought exactly the same thing. but maybe they should be careful what they wish for.

  this thing should be a big issue to the r&f. they would be df'd for such involvement with the "image of the wild beast"

  i was always taught to see the un as satan's tool set up in opposition to god's kingdom.

  i hate to think that my relatives are still serving this bunch of hypocrites.

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  At the Door

  by AuntieJane in

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  i think i was marked for a couple of yrs, but the jws are in our neighborhood these days.

  i took a couple mags and gave my own little spiel (gently) a couple weeks ago.

  i'm thinking next time...i will be prepared.

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  zaphod

  dear auntie jane

  print out the letter from the un explaining that the wts was an ngo and agreed to promote the un from 1991 until 2001.

  also print out the two guardian newspaper articles about their involvement, the first that exposed this and the second, a day later that reported the wts, coincidentily, resigning from the un.

  thus prepared you can invite any and all publishers into your home. sit them down with a cup of tea and casually make them aware of the hypocrisy of their governing body and how they are being misled.

  if the message only gets through to one of them, you will have done a good thing.

  zaphod
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  un thingy

  by zaphod in

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  i've been looking at past posting about the un scandal and was wondering what the r&f dub knows about the situation.. have they all been fed the line about the library card or has there been no official announcement and been dealt with only if particular publishers bring the subject up?.

  is it an issue that has caused disquiet in the congrgation or is it still not known to a great extent by members?.

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  it's just that it was in the guardian newspaper here in the united kingdom so you would not have to visit anti jw websites and some jw's must read newspapers, so i wondered if a damage limitation excercise had begun.

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  un thingy

  by zaphod in

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  i've been looking at past posting about the un scandal and was wondering what the r&f dub knows about the situation.. have they all been fed the line about the library card or has there been no official announcement and been dealt with only if particular publishers bring the subject up?.

  is it an issue that has caused disquiet in the congrgation or is it still not known to a great extent by members?.

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  zaphod

  thanks jula

  do you mind me asking what country you are in?

  zaphod
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  un thingy

  by zaphod in

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  i've been looking at past posting about the un scandal and was wondering what the r&f dub knows about the situation.. have they all been fed the line about the library card or has there been no official announcement and been dealt with only if particular publishers bring the subject up?.

  is it an issue that has caused disquiet in the congrgation or is it still not known to a great extent by members?.

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  zaphod

  i've been looking at past posting about the un scandal and was wondering what the r&f dub knows about the situation.

  have they all been fed the line about the library card or has there been no official announcement and been dealt with only if particular publishers bring the subject up?

  is it an issue that has caused disquiet in the congrgation or is it still not known to a great extent by members?

  zaphod
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  You know when you have been on the forum to long when,,,

  by kls in

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  you are talking to youre dub mate and you start telling them a story that you heard on the forum and they ask where you heard the story from.

  of course the forum pops in your head and you have to think real quick of another source.

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  zaphod

  ...the mould on the pots in the kitchen knocks on your study door and asks if you'd like a coffee.

  zaphod
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  Did being a JW turn you into a nymphomaniac?

  by ValiantBoy in

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  since we all like to blame our witness past for so much... did any of you because of your repressed days as a witness become insatiable once you left?.

  haha...and if so, and you're hot, can i have your number?

  haha

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  zaphod

  absolutely!

  i wasn't a virgin when i joined, and after 6 years of celibacy in my mid-twenties (just thinking about it makes me want to cry) i was literally vibrating with sexual tension.

  when i left, well it started just before i left, i doubled my number of sexual partners in about three months.

  then i met my boyfriend and after five years i am still rampantly trying to catch up on those lost years.( my mid twenties for god's sake. my best years. aaargh) my boyfriend is more than happy to help me reach my goal

  zaphod