Greyeyes

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  Dr's Visit

  by Greyeyes in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "doctor, i have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much.

  my farts never smell and are always silent.

  as a matter of fact, i've farted at least 20 times since i've been here in your office.

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  Greyeyes

  A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
  
  The doctor says,
  
  "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
  
  The next week the lady comes back.
  
  "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts... Although still silent... stink terribly."
  
  The doctor says,
  
  "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, lets work on your hearing..."
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  Getting Married? No money for a Ring? Try this!

  by Greyeyes in

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  http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20050401.html

  um, dont quite know what to say about this, and i'm into piercings...

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  Greyeyes

  I just dont know what would possess a person to go to that extreme.Strange people out there....

  And I wonder what the elders would say, hahaha
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  Getting Married? No money for a Ring? Try this!

  by Greyeyes in

  1. social
  2. humour

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  http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20050401.html

  um, dont quite know what to say about this, and i'm into piercings...

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  Greyeyes

  http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20050401.html

  Um, dont quite know what to say about this, and I'm into piercings...
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  Anyone here the one about the insomniatic, dyslexic, agnostic?

  by Greyeyes in

  1. social
  2. humour

  he lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog......

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  Greyeyes

  He lays awake at night wondering if there really is a doG......
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  New uses for Breast Milk

  by Greyeyes in

  1. social
  2. humour

  http://www.nydailynews.com/front/st...0p-265769c.html

  and i confirmed it from a friend in nyc.

  its a true story......

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  Greyeyes

  That stinks. IT was working earlier. Anyway, the story was about a woman that used breast milk to put out a guys wheelchair fire......
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  New uses for Breast Milk

  by Greyeyes in

  1. social
  2. humour

  http://www.nydailynews.com/front/st...0p-265769c.html

  and i confirmed it from a friend in nyc.

  its a true story......

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  Greyeyes

  http://www.nydailynews.com/front/st...0p-265769c.html

  And I confirmed it from a friend in NYC. Its a true story......
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  A Joke In Honor of My PMS

  by Why Georgia in

  1. social
  2. humour

  q: how many women with pms does it take to change a light bulb?

  because no one else in this damn house knows how to change a light bulb!

  they don't even know that the bulb is burned out!!

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  Greyeyes

  Damn. Somebody's road is closed due to flooding this week.
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  My dog has rocks for friends ( true)

  by kls in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i am not kidding and i am not talking just little rocks but rocks the size of soft balls.

  she will constantly look for rocks and bring them home and when i try to get rid of her ( friends) like throw them in the woods she can smell them out and brings them back.she sits with her rocks like they are her playmate and chews on them and throws them in the air like a ball.

  ( ouch ).

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  Greyeyes

  I had a beagle that was the same way. Dont know why, but he loved colleting rocks. Never did anything with them other than pile them up in a corner of the back yard. He was a strange dog. Loved him to death, but he would turn the lights on in the middle of the night if he woke up and didnt want to be int he dark, and would turn a heater in the ceiling of our bathroom that was opporated by a light switch when he got cold in the winter. He realized he knew what he was doing becuase the two switches were right next to each other and we'd watch him do it.
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  Go Get Your Mammies Grammed

  by adelmaal in

  1. social
  2. humour

  reading this just had me in stitches!

  the joys of being a woman

  go get your mammies grammed.

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  I'ce tried offering my female friends free breat exams, but sadly I think they're under the impression that I'm kidding.......
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  Father told me about the elders school a couple years ago about this topic.

  by Greyeyes in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  because my now ex wife was molested by her dad back in the 60's (while he was an elder), my dad and i were talking when he got back about how the issue of molestation was heavily discussed.

  he also tol dme that the society's stand on it had always been that of that it must be reported to the athorities.

  that there had been a problem for too long of local elders being the ones to sweep it under the carpet, to protect a friend.

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  Greyeyes

  Thanks for clearing that up.