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MidwichCuckoo
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A duck walks into a bar........
by MidwichCuckoo ina duck walks into a bar and asks: "got any bread?".
barman says: "no, its a pub, try the shop round the corner"
an hour later duck comes back into the bar.
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WTBTS guidance on SMALL social gatherings.
by Gill inthe october 15th watchtower gives advice on social gatherings.
try not to throw up or pee your pants laughing at some of the advice!.
'paragraph 5 page 24.. 'many hosts have faced the issue of whether to serve alcoholic beverages.
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MidwichCuckoo
All Dub Weddings I'm aware of, the 'guests' have contributed plates of sandwiches/vol au vents/sausage rolls for the 'Reception'. Are they THAT poor, or just 'cheap?
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A duck walks into a bar........
by MidwichCuckoo ina duck walks into a bar and asks: "got any bread?".
barman says: "no, its a pub, try the shop round the corner"
an hour later duck comes back into the bar.
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MidwichCuckoo
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No, it’s a pub, try the shop round the corner"An hour later duck comes back into the bar
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No. Ive told you once, you can have a beer or some peanuts but no bread"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating f**king bird!"The duck leaves comes back the next day
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread? -
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Name Things JWs Try To "Demonize"
by minimus inthe witnesses are always trying to scare the faithful by telling them that if they don't adhere to the teachings and lifestyle of the brotherhood-----that bad things are going to happen to them.
for example, they might tell you of brother regret who left the "truth", had "fun" in the "world" and then got aids.
now he's back in the "truth" but he only has months to live................can you think of other examples of how the witnesses try to spook the rank and file?
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MidwichCuckoo
I used to hear stories of Demons 'attaching' themselves to things in peoples homes (why on Earth WOULD THEY?) - and if you 'acquired' anything from a dubious house, it could possibly have a an Evil Spirit attached. It's quite funny really.
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Name Things JWs Try To "Demonize"
by minimus inthe witnesses are always trying to scare the faithful by telling them that if they don't adhere to the teachings and lifestyle of the brotherhood-----that bad things are going to happen to them.
for example, they might tell you of brother regret who left the "truth", had "fun" in the "world" and then got aids.
now he's back in the "truth" but he only has months to live................can you think of other examples of how the witnesses try to spook the rank and file?
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MidwichCuckoo
Buying second - hand goods if you didn't know who had previously owned them used to spook quite a few in our hall
That's bloody ridiculous - is it just a US thing? Does that mean all Dubs have to buy NEW CARS? What about buying a house?
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WTBTS guidance on SMALL social gatherings.
by Gill inthe october 15th watchtower gives advice on social gatherings.
try not to throw up or pee your pants laughing at some of the advice!.
'paragraph 5 page 24.. 'many hosts have faced the issue of whether to serve alcoholic beverages.
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MidwichCuckoo
I don't know whether to laugh or cry - it's unbelievable what they churn out. If I attended one of these 'upbuilding gatherings' I'd need alcohol as an anaesthetic.
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WTBTS guidance on SMALL social gatherings.
by Gill inthe october 15th watchtower gives advice on social gatherings.
try not to throw up or pee your pants laughing at some of the advice!.
'paragraph 5 page 24.. 'many hosts have faced the issue of whether to serve alcoholic beverages.
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MidwichCuckoo
If I didn't know any better, I'd think you'd made that up Gill - lol.
Didn't Jesus make an EXCESS of wine for a wedding?
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Imagine - power to control dreams
by KW13 inimagine, you go to bed and start dreaming.
once your in your dream however, you have control and choice over what happens... .
sound cool?
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MidwichCuckoo
Dansk - I believe we all dream 4 times per night. It's something we need to do. If we're deprived of sleep for a long time, we begin to go through the same sleep cycle while awake - and hallucinate.
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Imagine - power to control dreams
by KW13 inimagine, you go to bed and start dreaming.
once your in your dream however, you have control and choice over what happens... .
sound cool?
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MidwichCuckoo
I do this on occassion. It's amazing and quite tiring. There's a theory that it's an OBE (out of body) experience. After experiencing several in the same week, I turned around and 'physically' walked out of one as I was too tired for another.
I thoroughly recommend, although a work of fiction, the novel ''NOBODY TRUE'' by James Herebrt.
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Is this another made up WTBTS experience?
by Gill inis this one of the wtbts notorious made up stories?
it's an article in the october 2006 awake ' protect yourself from carjacking'.. it gives the story of suszan and anika who were carjacked in south africa.
byt two men.
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MidwichCuckoo
Sorry Katie, of course - I don't know WHAT I was thinking.