About a fortnight ago, we had a quite a few thunderstorms in England. During one I was walking over the top of the Worcestershire Hills, and I remembered being told that a woman had been struck (while out walking) and pinned to a tree by her underwired bra. Well, did I remove THAT in a hurry, or what?
MidwichCuckoo
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Where is the safest place to be during a thunderstorm?
by hubert inwe just had the biggest thunderstorm pass over us in many years, and the "epicenter", if you can all it that, was right over my house!!!!!!!!.
any minute, i was expecting to get hit in the a$$ with a bolt of lightning, and lose whatever little hair i have left on my head, or anywhere else, for that matter.
so, i think that the safest place to be, is on the toilet.. that way, when a bolt of lightning hits right outside your bathroom window, you will be in the right place when you shit yourself !!
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How far can you bat the penguin?
by TresHappy in.
this is fun!.
http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf.
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MidwichCuckoo
Got an 883.3, and what I think to be a very impressive 945!
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How far can you bat the penguin?
by TresHappy in.
this is fun!.
http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf.
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MidwichCuckoo
Lol Talesin - 862.5 best score.
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JWD Awards??
by RichieRich inso, i was thinkin, and got hit with a good idea.
everyone whos been here for more than a week has posters that they love, and posters that they loathe.
some make laugh, some make us cry, and some drive us right up the wall.... so to honor that, i think we should have some sort of jwd award session... (should simon approve).
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MidwichCuckoo
You mean like the JWD Oscars?
Ok - poster I'd LEAST like to holiday with is Artful Dodger - as he hasn't a clue where France is, gawd help us if he ever attempted somewhere more exotic, like Scunthorpe.
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Where is the safest place to be during a thunderstorm?
by hubert inwe just had the biggest thunderstorm pass over us in many years, and the "epicenter", if you can all it that, was right over my house!!!!!!!!.
any minute, i was expecting to get hit in the a$$ with a bolt of lightning, and lose whatever little hair i have left on my head, or anywhere else, for that matter.
so, i think that the safest place to be, is on the toilet.. that way, when a bolt of lightning hits right outside your bathroom window, you will be in the right place when you shit yourself !!
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MidwichCuckoo
If you want a REALLY spectacular view, I'd say on the roof or up a tree.
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Newest New Light
by Nosferatu inwhat is the latest "new light" that has been dished out by the wts?
it seems there was an abundance of new light until franz cacked.
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MidwichCuckoo
Are they not loosening up on the blood issue though, every year more and more components are allowed.
Clever plan Greendawn. In a few years' time they'll allow whole blood WITH additivies (then it simply won't just be whole blood). Fiendish.
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"Please wrap me in a Roman Toga" - Russell's Last Words?
by slimboyfat ini had never heard this before, but according to royston pike those were russell's last words.
can anyone verify this, or show where this story comes from?
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MidwichCuckoo
Are you sure it wasn't Royston Vasey ?
You're thinking of Bab's Cabs, not the 4.50 from Brooklyn.
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How far can you bat the penguin?
by TresHappy in.
this is fun!.
http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf.
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MidwichCuckoo
I can't believe I tried this. 323.5
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Chirac versus the Cults
by ArtfulDodger ini've 'eard that that chap who runs the frogs just east of the uk has turned his attention to the scientologists .
and that the dubs are pretty peed off with the lack of recent attention - seems the chat on the rialto (well, le pont, i suppose) is that the dubs are now scheming to get back in the news by planning some dastardly plot to discredit even the lesser cults .
any update would be gratefully received.
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MidwichCuckoo
Oh go on then - I'm game. Take me to France for the weekend - I'll just nip to WH Smith tomorrow to buy a Russian dictionary and a map of Siberia.
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MidwichCuckoo
''They look a lot bigger close up, don't they........?''