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  June 6, 2006 Why be worried?

  by robhic in

  1. watchtower
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  on may 5, 2005 the thought occured to me: it's 05/05/05.

  now, next year do you think jws -- and/or all fundamentalist groups, etc -- will be anticipating or freak out on june 6, 2006?

  it'll be 06/06/06 or, more diabolically extrapolated (as they do so well...), 666!!!

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  Sith

  I think God should have passed on giving men two nipples. Instead, he should have given women four. Two on the back, you know, for dancing (to quote Al Bundy)
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  At the 11th Hour ...What do you want others to know

  by xjwms in

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  at the 11th hour, ... what will you say?.

  your opening sentence is: i only have one hour to live, ... i want you to know ........

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  I wouldn't say anything. I'd wait until I had 3 seconds to go and then I'd say, "I want you to know that the secret to everlasting life and eternal happiness is....auuugghh"
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  June 6, 2006 Why be worried?

  by robhic in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  on may 5, 2005 the thought occured to me: it's 05/05/05.

  now, next year do you think jws -- and/or all fundamentalist groups, etc -- will be anticipating or freak out on june 6, 2006?

  it'll be 06/06/06 or, more diabolically extrapolated (as they do so well...), 666!!!

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  Sith

  Personally, I love the guy
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  June 6, 2006 Why be worried?

  by robhic in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  on may 5, 2005 the thought occured to me: it's 05/05/05.

  now, next year do you think jws -- and/or all fundamentalist groups, etc -- will be anticipating or freak out on june 6, 2006?

  it'll be 06/06/06 or, more diabolically extrapolated (as they do so well...), 666!!!

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  Sith

  Evil, I've been reading some of the earlier posts, and find your hypothesis about a perfect human not needing an anus to be very interesting. A perfect human would create no waste, therefore would have no need for an anus. Veeeery interesting. So I'm wondering...since Mr. Word is God's Nunero Uno representative on earth, he is probably the most perfect human being in existance. That being the case, maybe he has no anus. So where in his body do you think he's storing all his sh*t?
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  June 6, 2006 Why be worried?

  by robhic in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  on may 5, 2005 the thought occured to me: it's 05/05/05.

  now, next year do you think jws -- and/or all fundamentalist groups, etc -- will be anticipating or freak out on june 6, 2006?

  it'll be 06/06/06 or, more diabolically extrapolated (as they do so well...), 666!!!

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  Sith

  I have a feeling God had a bet with Satan concerning me, and I'm pretty sure God lost that one
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  June 6, 2006 Why be worried?

  by robhic in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  on may 5, 2005 the thought occured to me: it's 05/05/05.

  now, next year do you think jws -- and/or all fundamentalist groups, etc -- will be anticipating or freak out on june 6, 2006?

  it'll be 06/06/06 or, more diabolically extrapolated (as they do so well...), 666!!!

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  Sith

  I still think He would look super cool in that Popemobile. Hell, even I would go stand on the curb to wave at Him. And I know He could get it. I mean, who's going to outbid the Supreme Being, the Lord Of All Creation, the Maker Of Heaven And Earth? Well, maybe if Bill Gates and Trump went halfsies...
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  June 6, 2006 Why be worried?

  by robhic in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  on may 5, 2005 the thought occured to me: it's 05/05/05.

  now, next year do you think jws -- and/or all fundamentalist groups, etc -- will be anticipating or freak out on june 6, 2006?

  it'll be 06/06/06 or, more diabolically extrapolated (as they do so well...), 666!!!

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  Sith

  You know, Mr. Word has been asked an awful lot of questions that he just doesn't seem to have answers for. I'm beginning to think he really doesn't have a direct line to Jehovah. In fact, I'm beginning to think all he has are two tin cans and a looooooooong piece of string.
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  June 6, 2006 Why be worried?

  by robhic in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  on may 5, 2005 the thought occured to me: it's 05/05/05.

  now, next year do you think jws -- and/or all fundamentalist groups, etc -- will be anticipating or freak out on june 6, 2006?

  it'll be 06/06/06 or, more diabolically extrapolated (as they do so well...), 666!!!

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  Sith

  So what you're saying is: Jehovah thinks his sh*t don't stink?
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  June 6, 2006 Why be worried?

  by robhic in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  on may 5, 2005 the thought occured to me: it's 05/05/05.

  now, next year do you think jws -- and/or all fundamentalist groups, etc -- will be anticipating or freak out on june 6, 2006?

  it'll be 06/06/06 or, more diabolically extrapolated (as they do so well...), 666!!!

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  Sith

  Tell him the old Popemobile is for sale on Ebay
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  June 6, 2006 Why be worried?

  by robhic in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  on may 5, 2005 the thought occured to me: it's 05/05/05.

  now, next year do you think jws -- and/or all fundamentalist groups, etc -- will be anticipating or freak out on june 6, 2006?

  it'll be 06/06/06 or, more diabolically extrapolated (as they do so well...), 666!!!

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  Sith

  Hey Evil, when you have an erection - is that like Jehovah is shouting at you?