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  chavs

  by Ellie in

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  1.what do you call a chav in a box?.

  2. what do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?.

  3. what do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?.

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  Ellie

  Daystar, I guess you have to be British to get these jokes as they refer a lot to slang words used by the uneducated in Britain, the joke about the phone booths is making fun of the chav's love for Adidas.
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  chavs

  by Ellie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  1.what do you call a chav in a box?.

  2. what do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?.

  3. what do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?.

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  Ellie

  A chav is an unemployed, uneducated, criminally minded waste of space, lives on a council estate and drinks cheap alcohol and takes loads of drugs all day.
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  chavs

  by Ellie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  1.what do you call a chav in a box?.

  2. what do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?.

  3. what do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?.

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  Ellie

  1.What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. 3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit. 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. 6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. 7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. 8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. 9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?" 10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. 11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police. __________________ 'Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! ' Chief Clarence Wiggam

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  Are you weird too?

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

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  do you have sorta weird habits in your day to day life?.

  example: here at work, i will only use one stall in the bathroom.

  the one second from the left.

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  Ellie

  I read once that sitting with your back to the wall is a male thing, it comes from their instinct to guard and protect, so maybe its not so wierd afterall.

  I am seriously weird although less so now my OCD has gone.
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  UK "shoot to kill" - mixed up justice

  by Simon in

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  how stupid is this .... the police execute an innocent man going about his lawful business ... no charges.

  someone exposes the information showing the police lied and covered up facts about the killing ... arrest her !!.

  what a pathetic excuse for a justice system we have.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4280238.stm.

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  Ellie

  One might argue it was a breach of the Official Secrets Act, I can understand a protest disclosure but surely it mightn't have been better to wait till after the report.

  Now all we have is wild specualtion and nobody seems able to seperate fact from opinion.
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  UK "shoot to kill" - mixed up justice

  by Simon in

  1. social
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  how stupid is this .... the police execute an innocent man going about his lawful business ... no charges.

  someone exposes the information showing the police lied and covered up facts about the killing ... arrest her !!.

  what a pathetic excuse for a justice system we have.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4280238.stm.

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  Ellie

  I'm with Minimus on this
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  What celebrity do you look like?

  by JH in

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  did anyone ever tell you that you look like someone on tv, a movie star, someone in professional sports?.

  a poster here said that i look like charles manson .

  i'm honored

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  Ellie

  Ballistic, from the picture you once had up of yourself I thought you looked like Moby.
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  New Here!!

  by carlitos in

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  Ellie

  Oh, hi, and welcome
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  Invasion of privacy

  by Ellie in

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  does anyone know anywhere in the bible that condemns invading peoples privacy?.

  i'm trying to get it through to a witness that it is wrong to snoop and eaves drop on other people, this person isn't taking any notice so i would like to be able to throw a scripture at them.

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  Ellie

  hey, thats great, thanks, im off to have some fun now
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  Invasion of privacy

  by Ellie in

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  does anyone know anywhere in the bible that condemns invading peoples privacy?.

  i'm trying to get it through to a witness that it is wrong to snoop and eaves drop on other people, this person isn't taking any notice so i would like to be able to throw a scripture at them.

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  Ellie

  Does anyone know anywhere in the bible that condemns invading peoples privacy?

  I'm trying to get it through to a witness that it is wrong to snoop and eaves drop on other people, this person isn't taking any notice so I would like to be able to throw a scripture at them.