sir82

Joined

• started 300 topics
• posted 14,786 times   see topics posted on
• send a message

Posts by sir82

• 
  34

  Can You Believe This Insanity From Lett!

  by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  can you believe this gibberish coming out of their mouths now; specifically from the clown-horse's own mouth :.

  "things unfolding around us are making clear that ...(wait for it).."we are living in the final part of the last days, undoubtedly the final part of the final part of the last days,shortly before the last day of the last days"!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  i wonder what next...ummmmm...final part of the final part of the final part of the finalpart...(on a recurring loop), you get the idea!.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  sir82

  Don't buy any green bananas!

  It's closer than the inside of your eyelid!

  Just ignore that this is the identical message we've been spouting every day for the past 141 years! This time - this time - we're sure we're right!
• 
  10

  So do you think the Russian brothers are saying "WTF" right now?

  by nowwhat? in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  they were told to risk imprisonment to keep meeting and preaching because "we must obey god rather than men".

  while here in the u s. we voluntarily cancel meetings and preaching because "we need to be in subjection to the superior authorities".

  thoughts?.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  sir82

  Apples & oranges.

  Be careful that your hatred for all things WTS doesn't make you irrational.

  Would you be criticizing the WTS if they had taken the opposite position: "you must attend meetings, quarantine or no quarantine"? I suspect so.

  I agree the WTS is worthy of all the rancor you can muster, but in this case they got it right - shut everything down, meetings, field service, everything, right now, and until further notice.
• 
  20

  Guns and ammo selling out fast

  by JimmyYoung in

  1. social
  2. current

  i went to my local walmart today and most of the can goods and frozen foods were sold out.

  i did a web search from where i buy ammo from, lucky gunner, sg ammo, buds and others.

  bulk ammo is sold out just over night.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  sir82

  will you be shooting the virus with your ammunition?

  I think the idea is that he will shoot the people who want to take his toilet paper.
  
  
• 
  33

  Hot off the press - Maintaining Congregation Meetings During COVID-19 Pandemic

  by pixel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  27:23; sfl chap.

  (sfl chap.

  (sfl chap.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  sir82

  Ya gotta love it.

  A Skype meeting, with 40-60 technologically inept JWs who don't know how to "mute" - coughing, hacking, dogs barking, crackers crunching...."hello, hello? Is this thing on?" ....you can hear everything except the "speaker" giving his talk.
• 
  16

  CDC recommends no events of more than 50 people for next eight weeks

  by Quandary in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/487702-cdc-recommends-no-events-of-50-or-more-people-for-next-eight-weeks.

  let's see what "mother" directs in view of this latest news..

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  sir82

  I suspect they will direct that the Memorial be observed in field service groups, in private homes.

  If things get much worse, they might even direct everyone to stay at home and watch via streaming.
• 
  9

  Baptisms exceeding 300K last year – a possible reason

  by Viva la Vida in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  two facts to consider: 1) most baptisms take place during assemblies and conventions; 2) the theocratic year goes from september to august.

  my theory: the borg changed the calendar of conventions and assemblies so to concentrate the baptisms in a single theocratic year.

  if some conventions used to take place in july/august, for the 2018 series they moved them to september.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  sir82

  Doesn't seem likely - that would provide for a one year boost, but the following year the numbers would go right back down again.

  What is far more likely:

  Like it or not, JWs continue to have success in making converts in poor countries and/or countries where internet access is far less widespread than in North America & Europe. Their message of "your wealthy oppressors are all going to be killed by God soon, and then you will live in their place in paradise, if you just do what we say" is appealing to people who live in rickety hovels with dirt floors with no opportunity to escape poverty.

  Those increases in South America & Africa are still (so far) more than offsetting the losses in NA, Europe, and Asia.
• 
  12

  Marital sex

  by Tedeily in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  my wife and i have always shared naked photos respectfully over the years.

  being the only thing to fill that void in our relationship due to being apart.

  recently my wife has become jehovah, and we’re not sure if my wife is allowed to respectfully share herself with me while i am away.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  sir82

  Recently my wife has become Jehovah

  Yikes! That's a real buzzkill.

  Remember what to say if she asks "Are...you....a.....god???"
  
• 
  16

  Where is Watchtower Getting the Money???

  by Newly Enlightened in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  brilliant video by a friend of ours in exposing watchtower & the new temple farms/chelmsford branch.

  https://youtu.be/dscsobamwsc .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  sir82

  And from gullible adherents who attend meetings, conventions, and assemblies, and who donate wads and wads of $$$ because they want to "express their thanks to Jah" for giving them....videos of old men rambling semi-coherently on topics of little interest.
  
• 
  14

  What happens to bethel members who get sick?

  by JimmyYoung in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so i am sure if you are at bethel and have the flu you just get time or what ever to recover, but what about serious sickness.

  say you get cancer or some possible terminal illness?

  what happens?.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  sir82

  If a "standard Bethelite" you get sent packing.

  If you're a "Bethel heavy", they might send you packing but as a "special pioneer" so you get the monthly stipend & a few other perks.

  If you are a GB member, or helper, or head of a department, or a Bethel lifer aged 80+, or a spouse of such, they may accommodate you within Bethel, allow you to stay and take up a bed in the infirmary.
  
• 
  6

  Outlaw temple

  by Fadeaway1962 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  ancient 'outlaw temple' discovered in israel.

  the famous first temple was not alone.. a bird's-eye view of the temple, taken at the end of the 2013 excavation season.. (image: © p. partouche/skyview).

  image 1 of 6. one of the two human-shaped figurines.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  sir82

  I often fantasize about time travel being somehow possible, then kidnapping GB members and various other obnoxious "Bethel heavies", and taking them back to Israel in, say, 1000 BC, or 500 BC, or 30 AD, just to watch their horrified expressions when they realize that the perfectly preposterous ideas they espouse about "pure worship" and what life was like in "ancient Israel" whatnot was all a bunch of complete & utter hooey.

  I need to work on developing better fantasies, I know.