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Fashion Crimes
by PaulJ in
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we havent done this for a while.. name the worst crimes against fasion you have experienced.. i'd like to first nominate mobile phone holsters.

u.g.l.y.
PaulJ

We havent done this for a while.
Name the worst crimes against fasion you have experienced.
I'd like to first nominate mobile phone holsters. U.G.L.Y.
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Joke
by PaulJ in
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how much do cockney's pay for shampoo?

pantene
PaulJ

Ah. Pantene.... i should have put it like that... hang on i'll change it....
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Joke
by PaulJ in
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how much do cockney's pay for shampoo?

pantene
PaulJ

Do you get Pan-10 shampoo in the US? Cockney's pronounce 'pound' as in '£' as "pahnd". Are you with me so far?
Pan-10 is a shampoo... cockneys pay "Pahn-ten" (£1.10) for shampoo. Is this making any sense?
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Joke
by PaulJ in
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how much do cockney's pay for shampoo?

pantene
PaulJ

Someone with a strong east-end of London accent. I'd say think of Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, but that was awful.
Bob Hoskins??
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Joke
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how much do cockney's pay for shampoo?

pantene
PaulJ

How much do cockney's pay for shampoo?
Pantene
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The 1914 Doctrine and The Threat of the Egibi Business Tablets
by VM44 in
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2. beliefs
could the watchtower and the jehovah's witnesses survive the discarding of their 1914 doctrine?

the doctrine that in 1914 the end of the gentile times took place, jesus took up rule in heaven.

for some reason the jws think the outbreak of world war i in 1914 is proof their prophetic calculations were correct.
PaulJ

I think they would survive. A few excuses of 'being exited' about being so close, because 'we are so close, still' followed by a 'thief in the night' and 'only Jehovah knows' then an admonishment for even thinking about a date in the first place and all will be fine in dubdom.
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Has anyone still have the hope..................
by defd in
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for living forever on a paradise earth?

if not, why?
PaulJ

Say to them, ‘“As I am alive,” is the utterance of the Sovereign Lord Jehovah, “I take delight, not in the death of the wicked one, but in that someone wicked turns back from his way and actually keeps living. Turn back, turn back from YOUR bad ways, for why is it that YOU should die, O house of Israel?”’

Well defd.... i would say that I dont really have 'bad ways' (even if i was still a JW, and yet I am 'wicked' according to the WTBS.) Does that mean, because the WTBS label me as such, im NOT going to paradise or wherever? And who are they to judge me?
If and when Judgement day comes I'll be judged by God not by men.
If Jesus was around today he wouldnt be a JW (in your sense of the term)- especially with THAT beard! the reason that is, is because he taught people to follow God, not men, and unfortunately thats where the GB/WTBS have to disagree.
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HAHA TAKE THAT U OZZIES
by tijkmo in
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england 179-8. australia 79 all out in 14 overs.

bring it on
PaulJ

Its all quiet from our Aussie friends....
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Watch Tower sues Quotes for $100,000 plus plus plus...
by Quotes in
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court file no.

superior court of justice.

watchtower bible and tract society of .
PaulJ

Ive only just read this Quotes. Im gobsmacked... I just hope this gets as much publicity as possible and the WT are made to look as stupid as they are.
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Moral Dilemma
by Dimples in
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2. friends
this came in my email today and wanted to share...your thoughts?.

moral dilemma.

here's the situation:.
PaulJ

LMAO!!!!!