Posts by doofdaddy

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HAS A CUCKOO LAID AN EGG IN YOUR BRAIN? (Ideas: whose are they?)

by Terry in

we are trying to use ideas to understand ideas themselves.

where do these ideas come from?

are your ideas your own?.

doofdaddy

Terry go and smell the flowers

Life is illogical

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JWs who were actually cool

by Black Man in

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we always talk about the crazy j-dub fundy types, but i knew some cool jws (co, do, bethelites, pio) during my time.

this is kind of a "where are they now" post along with acknowledginig some jws who were cool and down-to-earth.

as with most "cool" and good people in the borg, most of them are either not jws anymore (burned out) or are not "serving" in responsible positions (funny how that works, isn't it).

doofdaddy

The only cool ones I remember are the ones who didn't fit the mold.

A guy called Ian S. was so cool. Tall, early middleaged, always in wrap around sun glasses with this dead pan look on his face. He was the most relaxed surfer in heavy waves. He never talked about his previous life unless pushed. Always cool stories.

The young wayward (and quite a few straight) sisters would melt in his presence as punk was over and cool was in.

He had a wife and 3 kids who he worked hard for until he just saw thru the jw thing and that was it. He couldn't live a lie once he woke up. His wife who he married when he became a jw hassled and rode him into the ground but he never complained.

Once the kids were older, he just sold his house, gave most to his wife, just taking enough to buy a small yacht. Never sailed before but slowly, slowly taught himself. Got a woman with similar tastes and sailed off.........

Now that's cool

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Are you a Pastafarian?

by GermanXJW in

i recently learnt about the pastafarians (not rastafarians).

they believe the universe was made by him, the fsm (flying spaghetti monster).

sounds like a sensible alternative to christians to me... .

doofdaddy

I prefer Asian

Does that make me a ricist?

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THE ULTIMATUM is about to be thrown.............

by Buck in

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well, its been a while since i was made a unbaptized publisher.

now my hand is going to be forced and i will have to be baptized by the end of the year.

my gf wants my decision very soon, like the next couple of days.

doofdaddy

Man I so agree with Ms Whip.

The language you used....Who ya foolin'? Your girlfriend? She can tell your fakin' it. The elders and others? They don't care as long as you look good and have some stats behind you before the wedding day e.g. field service time and gone thru the questions

Your foolin'' yourself. How long are you going to knock on doors and pray every night with your wife after the initial thrill is gone?? Doing talks etc.

It's not too late to wake up. If you think I'm being harsh , nup just trying to pass on some experience from self and others.

Just posting on this "apostate" site should have wondering about your motives.

Good luck!

65

Men are more intelligent than women.

by PaulJ in

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men are more intelligent than women.

(link).

discuss.

doofdaddy

I can't believe this shit has time and money wasted on it.

Research is treated like holy text in modern society. Do a search on intelligence and prepare yourself for an avalanche of research playing mental ping pong.

Debate?

Masturbate more likely

Keeps scientists/researchers employed I spose

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Do you still use Jehovah's name in prayer assuming you still pray?

by JH in

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if you do pray, will you use the name that's above all other names....says the watchtower.. if not, what name do you use?.

doofdaddy

I pray thus

Oh heavenly hamburger

Thy scent be pleasing all over this craven earth

Thy will be eaten

Thy heartburn come

Thus surely all will know I have consumed you

And all will come to pass

Amen

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What kind of animal would you like to be and why??

by juni in

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i hope to get atleast 500 posts on this subject.

i would like to be a songbird (don't laugh) because i could fly and be free.

juni

doofdaddy

Yeah all the animals are different down under esp the human type....

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Gimme something sarcastic I can reply with...

by misspeaches in

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there is this guy going around another blog area thinking he is the last coca-cola in the desert.

constantly spewing nonsense from his big gob.... anyway now he has started up this did you know topic about the church's involvement in america's government.. one of his did you knows is:did you know?

every session of congress begins with a prayer by a paid preacher, whose salary has been paid by the taxpayer since 1777.. .