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  Does anyone else flip off the Kingdom Hall when they drive by?

  by Dustin in

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  so it has become habit for me to go out of my way when driving to make sure i can give it the finger as i drive by.

  i especially like to do this on the way to one of my favorite bars, especially on meeting nights just so people who knew me can see me do it.

  i don't know why, but this has become a tradition of sorts.

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  sonnyboy

  To be honest, I ride past my former kingdom hall every day on the way to school and don't even notice it.
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  Does your barber or hair stylist use a straight razor?

  by Elsewhere in

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  the other day i was getting my hair cut.

  after she was finished using the clippers to trim the back of my neck she pulled out a straight razor to scrape the hair on my neck even closer.

  i just about jumped out of the chair when i saw her try to trim me with that thing!

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  sonnyboy

  I now cut my own hair, but back when I went to the barber shop they always used electric razors.
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  Favourite meal

  by greendawn in

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  what is your favourite meal, or snack even?

  did you learn how to prepare it at home?

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  If I see the head I can't eat it! (except for fish)

  I can't even eat fish with the head on it. I saw some Asian cooking show where they took a live fish from the tank, rolled it in batter, and cooked its body in a frying pain while it was still gasping. They then surved it alive and the patron ate it while it was trying to breathe.

  I saw another show where took took crawfish with the head parts and spread the "guts" on crackers and ate them. Some people took off the head and sucked the guts right out. WTF? Is this how everyone eats crawfish?
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  Favourite meal

  by greendawn in

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  what is your favourite meal, or snack even?

  did you learn how to prepare it at home?

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  sonnyboy

  Surf & Turf (filet and lobster), followed closely by a good pot roast with vegetables cooked no less than 4 hours.
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  im stuck on guitar

  by tsunami_rid3r in

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  im trying to learn stairway to heaven but its too hard, what should i do?

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  sonnyboy

  What is it with Stairway to Heaven and guitar shops? I remember the shop owner in Wayne's World saying not to do it.
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  Life Explained...sorta..

  by upside/down in

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  life explained i don't think i could explain it any simpler.

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  how come the chicks aren't laughing?....

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  sonnyboy

  That's so true that I couldn't even laugh!
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  Hell

  by ray_omega in

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  the following is supposedly an actual question given on a university of washington chemistry mid-term.

  the answer by one of the students was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well... .

  bonus question: is hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

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  sonnyboy

  I haven't heard this variation yet. It seems to evolve every time I see it...still funny though.
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  Smiling Bob says...

  by prophecor in

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  so does this stuff really work?

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  I wouldn't trust it. The commercials claim to offer "free samples", but if you check their site you have to commit to buy about two months worth of Enzyte with your credit card before they'll send you a "free sample". Oooookay. That's not free.

  Furthermore, the commercials insinuate that the product will make your penis larger. It shows "Smiling Bob" with huge shoes and shows everyone in a state of shock and awe when they see his schlong. All it is, if it even works, is herbal Viagra that supposedly helps people with erectile disfunction.

  A total scam if you ask me. I just checked into it out of curiousity because they play the commercials about 50 times a day.
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  me and the deemunz

  by katiekitten in

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  i was lucky to have been brought up in the troof, because if i hadnt, i wouldnt have known about the demons and how they are always looking for opportunities to lead us astray by appearing as ghosties, or by making household objects float, or by getting into our house through items bought from car boot sales.. my first memories of the deemunz was quite early, say aged 5 or 6. i used to think they were at the end of the bed, and so i had to sleep with my legs curled up as tightly as possible, so they wouldnt get my toes.

  i cant even begin to think what terrible things they were going to do with my piggies, but sure as the apostles i wasnt going to give them a chance.. aged 7 or 8 i knew the deemunz were after me, because i was special.

  i was a jehobas witness.

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  I'm curious, I notice many do it, why not just write "Jehovah"

  Because Jehobah is easier to pronounce.

  Tom was a Jehoahs Witness

  I like your spelling even better.
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  The Star Spangled Banner

  by rebel8 in

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  oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,.

  what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?.

  whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight;.

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  sonnyboy

  As I'm finding out we aren't even free to set off fire works ....

  What gets me about this is that consumer fireworks are legal in some states and illegal in others. Why is that?

  And if I wanted to get any aerial fireworks like bottle rockets and such, I'd have to go all the way to Pennsylvania because it's illegal to sell them in Maryland and Virginia.