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Doctrinal Flip Flops
by TheListener in
1. watchtower
2. bible
i need examples of the major doctrinal flip flops over the years.

1. sodom/gomorrah resurrection.

2. higher powers - ro.
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Vasectomies & oral sex.
What constitues ground to divorce.
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The 1914 Doctrine and The Threat of the Egibi Business Tablets
by VM44 in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
could the watchtower and the jehovah's witnesses survive the discarding of their 1914 doctrine?

the doctrine that in 1914 the end of the gentile times took place, jesus took up rule in heaven.

for some reason the jws think the outbreak of world war i in 1914 is proof their prophetic calculations were correct.
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Scholar, can I see those references to Josepheus?
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Watchtower History in Haiku
by Leolaia in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
watchtower history in haiku , by leolaia .

barbour and russell.

what a team, they alone knew.
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Holy CRAP thats amazing. I saulte you!
(one small nit, "In 1917" contains 6 sylabels.
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Hey! Watchtower.org site is getting more honest!
by AlmostAtheist in
1. jw
2. friends
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i think their site is starting to reflect what they really stand for, agree?

http://www.watchtower.org.
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Imagine AA, if we combined some auto-generating tools with homepage of Watchtower. We could make a new humour parody EACH TIME! .. I dunno... sounds like fun to me. How is your php?
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Awake/Watchtower TOC Generator (pee your pants warning)
by ackack in
1. social
2. humour
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here is my second installment of auto-generated society content.. http://neocrat.com/toc.php.

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Made some more small tweaks. Should be more sensible now. Bigger vocab.
Its tricky auto-generating content. I think I would need to create a more sophisiticated parsing language to create neat sentences. Oh well, this will do for now.
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Service Meeting For Week of Sept 26th to Oct1st?
by ackack in
1. watchtower
2. bible
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does anyone have the schedule handy?

thanks.. ackack
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Does anyone have the schedule handy? Thanks.
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Awake/Watchtower TOC Generator (pee your pants warning)
by ackack in
1. social
2. humour
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here is my second installment of auto-generated society content.. http://neocrat.com/toc.php.

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Just as before, hitting refresh gives you a brand new table of contents. I should really put some instructions on there or something.
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Awake/Watchtower TOC Generator (pee your pants warning)
by ackack in
1. social
2. humour
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here is my second installment of auto-generated society content.. http://neocrat.com/toc.php.

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Here is my second installment of auto-generated society content.
http://neocrat.com/toc.php
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District Assembly Title Generator
by ackack in
1. social
2. humour
check it out.

http://neocrat.com/assembly.php.

if i'm missing some critical keywords, let me know, and i'll toss em in.. ackack
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Yes, depends would be helpful. I've already peed myself once today.
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District Assembly Title Generator
by ackack in
1. social
2. humour
check it out.

http://neocrat.com/assembly.php.

if i'm missing some critical keywords, let me know, and i'll toss em in.. ackack
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If you thought the Assembly thing was fun, you should get a kick out of this.
http://neocrat.com/toc.php
Remember to refresh to read a new wacky publication from the faithful slave!
I laughed so much making this, my mouth is a bit sore. I'll re-post it again tomorrow when I can make new threads again.
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