Posts by colorado5591

Sometimes I feel like I have reached the "end of the internet"

It seems like I always go to the same sites looking for something amusing only to be sorely dissapointed.

GIMME SOMETHING NEW! I DONT CARE WHAT IT IS!
FUNNY
GROSS
INFORMATIVE
SAD
DONT MATTER
List a link to a good website so that I may fall in love with the internet again

Love,
Amy

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/ is a funny one

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Walking through Wal-Mart/Jehoba told me

by colorado5591 in

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friends

i was walking through wal-mart this eve, minding my own, purchasing things for the club.. suddenly, from the clothing racks a man jumps in front of me!

bloody hell!

there was nowhere to run.

colorado5591

But the grandpa and grandma figures of the cong feel the need to rally their grandchildren.

The thing is, I never even met this man until after I was dfd! I got booted for fornication with a worldly man and LO! His little sister ended up being a witness Oddly, they did not shun me. They told me all this business about how they should shun me and whatnot but they were confused because I got booted for things I did with her own brother! After they got to know me, they saw that I was real cool so we got along famously.

They did start shunning me for leaving my boyfriend! What's up with that?!?! Crazy mixed up world indeed!

Side note: This guy brother with a "red-line to the man upstairs" is pushing 70 years old but his wife is only 33!?! He maried his BFF's GRANDAUGHTER! Is that creepy or what? EEEKKK!

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Walking through Wal-Mart/Jehoba told me

by colorado5591 in

jw
friends

i was walking through wal-mart this eve, minding my own, purchasing things for the club.. suddenly, from the clothing racks a man jumps in front of me!

bloody hell!

there was nowhere to run.

colorado5591

I was walking through Wal-Mart this eve, minding my own, purchasing things for the club.

Suddenly, from the clothing racks a man jumps in front of me! Oh! Bloody hell! There was nowhere to run. I was trapped by this old man who is not only my X's brother in Law, he is a Jdub too. I really loathe this guy...

So, it begins...."Oh Amy! So goot to chee you!" (his english, not so goot) I no never chee you at the Kingdom Hall!" (as if he ever saw me there in the first place) "Why don't you go? You know Jehoba's time isa comin so fast, I don't want you to die!" "Come back to Jehobah, Amy...You know, everybody loves you Jehobah told me he still loves you"

At this point, I lost my composure and started laughing out loud! This old coot talks to Jehobah! I had to excuse myself and walk away, I felt so embarrased for mocking him but it was beyond my control!

Got any questions for Jehobah? I'll track that brother down so he can get us some answers!

~amy~ (of the wishing some people WOULD shun me class)

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A Long Post About MY SISTER. Shows up after 5 Yrs just to SHUN some more?

by lisaBObeesa in

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background:.

my sister and i have become estranged because of the tension and hard feelings around this shunning of mom.

it has been several years since i have seen her or heard from her.

colorado5591

The only way to deal with one who shun's, is to shun them in return. I don’t buy into the whole, "Oh lets love them through it", thing

This is an issue where many of us are torn. I don't think it is necessary to shun in return especially the obvious shun. No one is saying you should show shunners copious amounts of love either but You never know when someone will have a change of heart, no matter how hardcore and Dub-alicious they are!

My oldest brother was an elder and real hardcore shunned me for 7 years! Not even my own mother (and some in the congregation) treated me like that. It was hard and it hurt like hell but I could never bring myself to behave that way towards him.

A few of you may remember my touching reunion with him (IP_SEC) here on this board.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/91583/1546665/post.ashx#1546665

Life may hand those who shun a different card someday and it can be healing to hear them grovel over their appalling behavior. Sure makes it easier to let go......

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BLOGS-who,what,where

by orbison11 in

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ok, i am of the older generation, and this blog thing is new to me,,,any care to share what they are and how to get into some of them,,,,,,??

orbi (of the blogless generation).

colorado5591

no, you can find plenty of free ones like myspace and livejournal

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BLOGS-who,what,where

by orbison11 in

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friends

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ok, i am of the older generation, and this blog thing is new to me,,,any care to share what they are and how to get into some of them,,,,,,??

orbi (of the blogless generation).

colorado5591

Heck Yes I would

http://www.myspace.com/amyoverstreet

it's not that exciting or anything. I use mine to keep up with family and friends.

But there are some good pictures of me on there!

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any coffee addicts here?

by enigmatic in

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i been drinking alot of coffee these days.

i start off my day with four shots of espresso, than a few hours later i'll make a pitcher of frozen latte's and i usually will burn thru a pot if im out working on the ocean.

i even got to the point where i grind all my coffee myself...

colorado5591

I'm not even a human untill like cup 4 maybe NECTAR OF THE GODS

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Hello, I'm Aaron, and this is my story...

by MetricRX in

dear reader,

my name is aaron, and i have a brief story to tell regarding my youth as a jehovah's witnesses.

my story is all too familiar for many who had the misfortune to find themselves unwilling participants in the religious activities of this group, but i would like to share my experience.

colorado5591

Please make the laughing stop! I keep getting mental pictures of Broter Not-so Fortunate nd Sister Man this Sucks!

Welcome funny man! You sure tell a great one!

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A great crowd.. heaven or earth.

by IP_SEC in

the great crowd ahh yes the great crowd.

actually im not sure where the witnesses get the term the great crowd.

the bible simply calls it a great crowd.

colorado5591

Oh how I needed that laugh! Ilove you to pieces!