Not new, but I love it every time !
Posts by Celia
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Do you believe in Hank?
by Atreyu inwho's hank, and why would i want to kiss his ass?".
me: "do you kiss hank's ass often?".
john: "well no, you don't actually get the money until you leave town.".
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Violetanai's baptismal party - all invited
by Marilyn inbasically we're all open minded right?
so lets put aside our negative comments and throw a cyber-space send off for violet's up coming baptism into dubdom.
she said she's planning on getting baptised soon and clearly our advice and negative thoughts are hurting her feelings.
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Celia
how can I when I'm still struggling with dope...
Well, this answers a lot of the questions I had about her moods.
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Jonathan Livingston Seagull & WTBTS
by Francois ini guess i'm showing my age here, but do any of you remember the movie version of johnathan livingston seagull?
soundtrack by neil diamond?.
there is perhaps no better subtle indictment of the wtbts than this movie.
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Celia
Thanks Francois.
Can I find this movie in a video rental store ?
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Jonathan Livingston Seagull & WTBTS
by Francois ini guess i'm showing my age here, but do any of you remember the movie version of johnathan livingston seagull?
soundtrack by neil diamond?.
there is perhaps no better subtle indictment of the wtbts than this movie.
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Celia
I remember when I was living in Germany, I got to know some Mormon missionnaries, I even went to a couple of their meetings.
They introduced me to Johnathan Livingston Seagull, the Soundtrack by Neil Diamond. They just loved it. Don't remember the movie though.... Just .... sky, seagulls flying... What is it about ? -
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Handy Spin Off For the WTS
by ISP in*** w88 12/1 27-8 how shall we repay jehovah?
gifts from old and young.
it is encouraging to read of the faithful determination of elderly ones who, though hoping to survive to the end of this system, make sure, by making an appropriate will, that the kingdom work benefits in the event of their death.
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Celia
He achieved his heavenly reward after 70 years of faithful service . . . he always wanted to further the truth with his assets
Heavenly reward ?????
so he must have been of the anointed I guess...
What about the non-anointed old folks who die ?
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Sex in the Kitchen??
by ISP innot always a good idea........ a couple have reportedly ended up in hospital after painfully finding out that oral sex and cooking don't mix.. the woman is said to have bitten the man's penis after he spilt hot oil on her back as she performed the sex act while he made pancakes.. it is the second similar accident in romania in two years.
in november 2000, ananova reported how the same thing happened to a couple in bucharest as a man was frying chips.. the embarrassed young couple in the latest episode have asked doctors in craiova not to reveal their identities.. the man came to hospital with his penis severely bitten, while his girlfriend had burns on her back and an injury in her head.. a paramedic says the surprised man hit her on the head with the pan after his penis was bitten, reports romania's editie de oltenia newspaper.
they were both allowed home after treatment.. unfortunately for virgil cures, who was reportedly injured in the first incident, his girlfriend ana bit through his penis and doctors had to spend four hours rebuilding the damaged organ.. the hospital is staying tightlipped about who the couple involved in the latest incident were.. dr andrei pana, a hospital spokesman, told ananova: "if our patients specifically request confidentiality regarding their cases, we have nothing to do but to respect that.
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Celia
OUCH !
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This Is Only For Americans.....
by Englishman in...who intend to visit the uk.. reproduced from: http://www.jomiller.com/guide/.
vocabulary.
the brits have peculiar words for many things.
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Celia
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, Englishman !
You should be ashamed of yourself
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Are U.S. Teenz getting socially "stupid&qu...
by D8TA inrecently within the past 30 days, i have had the most odd experiences with teens (16-18).
i'm 30. i'm male (doesn't this mean i'm supposed to be "19" for the rest of my life -according to some women?
) some of the incidents which occured totally blows my mind.
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Celia
D8TA
Let me shake your hand, man.
You acted very courageously.
Teens, when in a group with other teens can really be stupid, and mean, and dangerous.
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Aaagh! Just had a visit!
by Silverleaf inwhew - i'm still shaking.
i very pleasant gentleman just came to my door - darn it but the dog was inside!
and he wanted to talk about the sad state of afairs in the world.
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Celia
You did great Silverleaf.
Ah yes, the Pagan Goddess, she sounds more fun than the Watch Tower Jehovah, for sure ! -
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Earthquake
by Celia inearthquake in the northeast
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the end must be near.. everything shook in the house for 5 to 10 seconds, shortly before 7 this morning...
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Celia
Just to clarify : I am not scared.
It is just not an usual occurence around here !