The Kool-Aid edition
LMAO!
Will there be penalties for giving the wrong magazines to the wrong type of people?
katiekitten
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new public edition of the WT
by loosie inok i have about 4 friends who don't know that i am out of the org.
because there is 3000 miles between us and the subject has not come up.. well one of them has emailed me a jpg copy of each page of the public edition of the wt.. i was feeling a little ornery, and i replied back.
i said wow having a private copy and then a public copy of the wt makes me feel like a secret agent.
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katiekitten
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katiekitten
BLEUGHHHHH!
Last time I was on holiday in America I bought a big bottle of that stuff instead of milk. I tried to fob it off onto my daughter (come on darling its yummy), but she was having none of it. I couldnt bring myself to even taste it!
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Gentlemen, Ladies and Muslims!!!!
by Gill ina very good friend of mine is in charge of plant maintenance at a local factory.
there are 300 people working in this factory and two of them are muslims.
the muslims have requested that they require special toilets just for themselves.
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katiekitten
For the last few years my partner and I have gone to Glastonbury Festival every year, and every year having a poo is the main focus.
Last year we went with someone my partner works with. Every time one of us left the tent when they came back the first question was "Did you GO?" This went on for 3 days! The first person to 'produce' virtually won a medal.
You are desperate for a poo, you queue up, you sit down and your arsehole says "sorry sunshine, nothing doing". Sigh!
Funniest thing was when I told my partner the African toilets were the best at Glasto cos they dont smell. They have Oxfam volunteers handing you a swill bucket as you go in. I can do them but my partner just stood over the chasm for an age before conceeding defeat!!
(KK wonders - Was that too much detail?)
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Gentlemen, Ladies and Muslims!!!!
by Gill ina very good friend of mine is in charge of plant maintenance at a local factory.
there are 300 people working in this factory and two of them are muslims.
the muslims have requested that they require special toilets just for themselves.
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katiekitten
A pound? I could shit a pound! (oh sorry were back to the original topic!)
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Gentlemen, Ladies and Muslims!!!!
by Gill ina very good friend of mine is in charge of plant maintenance at a local factory.
there are 300 people working in this factory and two of them are muslims.
the muslims have requested that they require special toilets just for themselves.
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katiekitten
Everybody IN!! ROFL.
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Has WTS abandoned "house to house" ministry?
by ozziepost inmany years ago now i remember hearing harold king sing the song he had composed whilst incarcerated for his beliefs in china; it was called "house to house".. nowadays it doesn't seem as though it's in favor.
notice its own description of its ministry which the wts has placed on its website:.
jehovah's witnesses are probably best known for their person-to-person ministry.
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katiekitten
Drive-bys
LOL! Visions of people being assaulted by Witchtowers being hurled from blacked out limo windows attached to bricks.
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Gentlemen, Ladies and Muslims!!!!
by Gill ina very good friend of mine is in charge of plant maintenance at a local factory.
there are 300 people working in this factory and two of them are muslims.
the muslims have requested that they require special toilets just for themselves.
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katiekitten
I guess I'm a wet liberal pansy.
LOL!
And im not a homophobe. Im not scared of me house. (OK, I pinched that from Peter Kay, but it still makes me laugh!)
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Gentlemen, Ladies and Muslims!!!!
by Gill ina very good friend of mine is in charge of plant maintenance at a local factory.
there are 300 people working in this factory and two of them are muslims.
the muslims have requested that they require special toilets just for themselves.
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katiekitten
Holy crap, we got reds under the bed too???
Now you tell me. Thats where I been keeping my wee bucket!
Im not a xenophobe really, even if I sound like one. I have taken abuse on the bus for sticking up for a moslem woman trying to sell cabbages (and believe me the abuse us northern women can throw out is formidable - I nearly cried). I took abuse at school for being friends with moslem girls - although they were probably more embarassed at being stuck up for by a JW!
But I do think when in Rome etc etc I dont mind squatees at all, theyre the best bogetries at Glastonbury. But if all there is is flushees I think a normal human being can learn to use them, rather than demanding thosands of pounds be spent on squatees. Can you imagine if I went to work in a sqatting country and demanded they installed a flushee for me? What a prissy stuck up narrow minded imperislist ex pat I would be branded.
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Gentlemen, Ladies and Muslims!!!!
by Gill ina very good friend of mine is in charge of plant maintenance at a local factory.
there are 300 people working in this factory and two of them are muslims.
the muslims have requested that they require special toilets just for themselves.
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katiekitten
I think you should buy them a wee bucket.
When I was a kid living up north we had an outside toilet until I was 9 (and then we moved into a house with a bathroom). So we had a wee bucket for night time. Its a northern institution. And its time that fine old tradition was revived! Moslems would love it. Im sure it would remind them of Pakistan and all the mods cons and conveviences they left behind to come to stinky old Britain with is primitive flushing piss pots.
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JW's come to visit.
by lisavegas420 innot me, but i work in an office that has two apartments above the office.
the van pulls up, i look up right into the drivers face and knew i didn't reconize her, or the two women in dresses that got out.
they walked past my door, up the stairs, next to my door.
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katiekitten
Maybe there is some kind of 'field service training camp' happening now, and those two flats are used as the first line of practise for newbies! Elders take new publishers up there to practis their knocking skills, because they have heard nasty rumours about 'Pretend Knocking'!
Next time they come I think you should run out and embrace one of them and say "Ive just been on my knees praying to god to be shown the way, and hes sent you to me - PLEEEASSSE come in' - then have loads of apostate books on your coffee table.