oh yea, cos youre a man, I keep forgetting
katiekitten
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Weird Field Service Experiences
by PaulJ indid anyone have any really weird calls?
i remember one when i was aux pioneering- some guy said he belived in 'the book of the yellow man' which he said was based on the belief that aliens came to earth in a hot air balloon and created mankind... or something like that.
he was an odd chap.
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JW nudists (aka What's wrong with this picture?)
by melmoth insorry if this has come up before but i'm new and it only just occurred to me.
we all remember (or still see regularly, joe-help-you) those wt illustrations of people living happily in a paradise on earth, cavorting peacefully with the animals.
everyone is dressed like retired wasps (no offense to retired wasps intended).
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katiekitten
it would place the literature faster if all the people in the new system were drawn in the buff.
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sect or cult that does not eat pork?
by carla inany one offhand know of any sect or cult that does not allow it's members to eat pork?
other than jewish.
thanks, carla
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katiekitten
im a sunday horizontalist and i only eat food that is fed to me by the sundaywallah, and only when i am in a prone position.
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Why are pigs "unclean" and what does "unclean" mean?
by Elsewhere inthere are several religions that teach that pork is an "unclean" meat and therefore should be avoided.. what, exactly, does "unclean" mean?
when i think of "unclean" i think of something contaminated by dirt or dangerous bacteria.
is there some other "spiritual" substance in pigs that cannot be detected?.
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katiekitten
I thought it was pretty easy to get ringworm from pork - even today. I could be wrong.
It doesnt stop me troughing bacon.
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July 9th 2005 Time Of End? 555 5 555
by JGraves inhttp://www.jehovahs-witness.com/11/92356/1.ashx
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katiekitten
Hold your horses, all you critics.
Ive died and gone to heaven... ah... no... thats just the neighbours dog sniffing my crotch...damn.
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My day at the assembly, er, convention
by Pistoff inwell, i could not avoid going today; a close friend got dunked and i had to go.. i was not even in my seat when i was already writing down egregious mind control bs: the first of the day and here it is:.
(verbatim) "obedience in the congregation to the elders is the same as obedience to jehovah personally".
my day got started with that puker.. ok, sit down and take more notes; not enough caffeine to take it straight.
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katiekitten
Mind control at its best - McJehoobah - YOU WILL HAVE A NICE DAY, or god will read your heart and destroy you.
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Should dubs be hanging out in casinos?
by unbeliever inmom and i went to have a bite to eat at one of her favorite restaurants which is in a casino.
lo and behold as we were leaving in walks 5 of her dub friends who were going to eat at the same place.
she was talking and talking and i got tired of standing there being ignored so i walked away and started playing the slots which was well in their eye site.
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katiekitten
british equivalent
Gala bingo do nice plates of chips for 50p. Pioneers could go there on a lunchtime for a cheap lunch.
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I am new here, former JW left years ago.
by out of the box ini want to discuss my experiences with the witnesses.
how it began: i was recruited during the time i was escaping from a violent husband to a shelter.
a witness came to my door as i was preparing to move during the day without him knowing (while he was at work).
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katiekitten
Welcome to the board OOTB. Im sure you will find anything you need here in the way of support.
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Are you a sheep?
by peacefulpete innews story illustrates the problem with being sheeplike: 450 sheep jump to their deaths
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katiekitten
I always thought goats got a bad rap in the bible.
They smile a lot, they eat banana skins and virtually everything else. Theyre kinda funny in an 'im intelligent but im buggered if im gonna show it' sort of a way.
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Smurf away
by damselfly inas a wee damselfly in the late 70's/early 80's i loved the smurfs!
i watched the show and had the coloring book and the little plastic figures.
then some jw kid had a nightmare, it was taken as demonism and my smurfs were taken away!
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katiekitten
I always wanted to celebrate valentines day. God how much did I want a valentines card.
I could never persuade my hubby to buy me one, but when I got divorced I was having lunch with a man on valentines day and I MADE him buy me flowers. I said im not going back to the office without a bunch of roses.
Its the only one I want to celebrate, and I send my daughter a card and teddy bear from a 'secret admirer' every year, shes 7, so she has no idea its me. Talk about living vicariously through your kids.