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  Terrorist backlash - and so it starts

  by katiekitten in

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  my mum lives next door to a little newsagents shop run by an asian family.

  i used to live there, and i had the phone number of mr badat because sometimes people used to try and break in.

  mr badat died last year and a younger moslem family took over.

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  witnoid weddings

  by katiekitten in

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  when i was a kid weddings in the troof were a big deal.

  probably because they were the main if not only excuse for a knees up.

  if someone was getting married they were not in control of the decisions about the reception.

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  the most wonderful human being..

  by katiekitten in

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  who possibly could fit the following descriptions:

  "c is a very thoughtful, caring and unselfish person" .

  "c is instinctively compassionate".

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  Englishmans BBQ

  by katiekitten in

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  no one else will be up yet, let alone have access to the internet, so let me be the first person to thank englishman and her ladyship for being wonderful hosts, at what was the event of the year.. i met so many brilliant people and had a fantastic time.

  englishman has a lovely family, and shame on him for tempting an old lady like me with such handsome young sons.

  crumpet is a charming, beautiful, lady, who just needs a mum to love her like she deserves to be loved.

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  me and the deemunz

  by katiekitten in

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  i was lucky to have been brought up in the troof, because if i hadnt, i wouldnt have known about the demons and how they are always looking for opportunities to lead us astray by appearing as ghosties, or by making household objects float, or by getting into our house through items bought from car boot sales.. my first memories of the deemunz was quite early, say aged 5 or 6. i used to think they were at the end of the bed, and so i had to sleep with my legs curled up as tightly as possible, so they wouldnt get my toes.

  i cant even begin to think what terrible things they were going to do with my piggies, but sure as the apostles i wasnt going to give them a chance.. aged 7 or 8 i knew the deemunz were after me, because i was special.

  i was a jehobas witness.

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  I had the most amazing dream

  by katiekitten in

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  when i was sleeping in a foreign field (well glastonbury, so it might have been the mushroom garlic bread).. i dreamed me and mum were at the meeting doing the witchtower, and uncle malcolm was taking it (yes the very same who was widowed by a sausage and married a rich old lady).

  well he asked a question and mum answered up and what she said was totally the opposite of what the witchtower was saying, but she used such long words and convoluted reasoning that no-one noticed.

  in fact some other people answered up and said they agreed with her and continued to spout the witchtower line.

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  im going to glastonbury festival today..

  by katiekitten in

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  ...and its absolutely pissing it down!!

  theres been thunder storms all night and day.. wayhey im gonna be a dirty rock chick tonight!

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  The Story of Uncle Malcolm

  by katiekitten in

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  this is a great story and its totally true.. peter kay says that when you are a kid you have loads of aunties and uncles, your uncle bob because he once borrowed your dads orbital sander and your aunty mary because your mum goes to weight watchers with her.

  i thought it was a witnoid thing, or maybe a north of england thing, or even a 70's thing.. uncle malcolm was (is) an elder in my childhood congregation, a little wiry bloke in a flat cap and painters overalls.

  lived in a council house opposite my nana's with the ample aunty jean, two large shiftless sons and lots of budgies.

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  being a baby dub in the 70's

  by katiekitten in

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  im from a small backward industrial town in the north of england.

  in the 70's when i was a kid no-one had a car.

  we used to meet for field service on the street corner and have a pep rally right there, then stand in a circle and say a prayer.

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  Music that debases

  by katiekitten in

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  which albums did you throw out after that landmark talk at an assembly round about the mid 80's?.

  i got rid of:.

  elo (widely regarded as having back tracking on one song).

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