Awwwwww you darling, hello, how do you do, I'm Mark from West Cornwall in the UK, looking forward to seeing more of you and your posts and sending you my very warmest best wishes and kindest regards, welcome aboard balmpot.
Posts by Celtic
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Hi, I'm new
by danidancer ini'm a 30 years old women.
i was witness for about 11 years and left them 3 years ago.
it's been a very hard time to get used to the reality.
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Celtic
Celty sighs.
Ruddy football. 11 men on each team kicking a ruddy tiddly lil ball round a field, ruddy great.
Celtic of the no interest in football class.
Final note though, go get em Rooney!!!!!!!!!
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Pit Bull dogs
by Schizm ini want to start a discussion about pit bull dogs.
i live next door to a new neighbor who owns an american pit bull dog (also a female of the same breed that's just given birth to three pups).
when i'm in the owner's presence the dog allows me to pet him, but when the owner isn't present the dog acts extremely fierce to the point that i'm scared of him.
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Celtic
Awwwwww you're such a sweet lil pigggggggg.
Robert Celty calls, look, see that Valis character, PEACHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Celtic guffaws.
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If You Could Just Tell Someone Off----What Would You Say???
by minimus inyou know how there's always someone there, in the back of your mind--even, that you'd just love to tell off.
what would you like to say????
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Celtic
Minimus - 'You're a very naughty boy'
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Pit Bull dogs
by Schizm ini want to start a discussion about pit bull dogs.
i live next door to a new neighbor who owns an american pit bull dog (also a female of the same breed that's just given birth to three pups).
when i'm in the owner's presence the dog allows me to pet him, but when the owner isn't present the dog acts extremely fierce to the point that i'm scared of him.
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Celtic
Awwwwwwww but hes such a sweet little pigggggg.
Friends of mine have a Staffy named Robert that I Have known since pretty much his birth 3 years ago. I absolutely adore and love Robert to bits, why, well, he is the most ruddy cantankerous dog I know on four legs and well, we just have the most tremendous fun when we are together. Sure he's very very strong and certainly often has a mind of his own, stubborn as hell and aye, he's one hell of a heavy muscular lump. His jaws are something else, the strength in them is quite astonishingly unbelievable. Tis funny though to see him in the woods running as fast as he can with the equivalent of a log 6" in diameter and 9' long, careering through the trees as fast as his lil legs will take him, the ends of the log whalloping into all the undergrowth on the way. He recognises my doorbell straightaway and always rushes to greet me, tail wagging freneticly, then as soon as I go in, promptly goes completely berserk and loopy jumping all over me. He is just the bestest dog in the whole world, you slap him on the back, pummel him, pull his back legs getting his head twisting round this way and that, he snarls and bears his teeth as I try to outwit him, then all of a sudden, he gets his jaws completely wrapped around my wrist, awwwwww, what a lovely dog he be, so gentle.
Responsible dog ownership is a good thing especially with breeds like this, however, bestow lots of love on a dog like this and you've got a very loyal friend for life.
PEACHEYYYYY = Roberts codeword for Attackkkkkkkkkkk.
Last night I was cuddled up with him for about 2 hours rubbing his belly, hes my best friend.
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Watchtower Society holding personal information / files?
by Celtic ina matter just occurred to me a few minutes ago which was on my mind quite a long while back.. does the local kh and the society hold personal information and/or files about members and/or former members?
if they do, how long do they keep this information?
is this a fully legal practice?.
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Celtic
A matter just occurred to me a few minutes ago which was on my mind quite a long while back.
Does the local KH and the Society hold personal information and/or files about members and/or former members? If they do, how long do they keep this information? Is this a fully legal practice?
What access rights do I have to gain access to my files held by the local KH or WT HQ in London?
Is this practice a worldwide practice and if so what are the rights elsewhere of former members to see what they, the WT has about them or has written about them?
How do I obtain a full copy of such information?
Many thanks in advance for your answers.
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Gumboxers Hijacked!
by Valis inso i get this cool pair of boxer shorts w/coors light logos all over it from my good friend gumbifornication and what happens?.
sincerely,.
district overber of the "grief stricken" class
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Celtic
You wear ruddy caks that look like them that stringy blue thing above, ain't you got no balls man, I mean, where'd they go?
Celty looks puzzled.
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Celtic
Celtic falls off his chair in great hilarity.
Ohhhhhh man, too funny, absolutely brilliant. Morning Scoob, ruddy nora that was funny last night, ruddy good imitation too, take care matey.
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A Few Pics Of My Town:
by Englishman in.
one of our famous "old pier", a couple on the sea front and a couple from the centre of town.
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Celtic
Hmmmmmm I 'specially like the fourth one along on the top line, very picturesque, stunningly beautiful.
Who ere be takin mickey out of Cornishmens accents?
Some of would have enjoyed it last night down in the Custom House Quay basin in Falmouth, there was a festival choir going on outside a few of the pubs where local boys were singing seaman shanty's.
Right I'm orf to work on sanding down topsides of this blinkin fishing boat for the troll.
Errrrrrrr Mike, bootiful.
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English behaviour in Portugal
by SM62 ini was listening to radio 4 earlier, and came across an interesting item.. the english fans are practically the only ones to give the portuguese police any trouble as far as loutish behaviour, fighting and other forms of violence (although there have been similar incidents with other nations, they are pretty much isolated compared to ours - according to this report, other nation's fans view the english fans with a certain amount of caution and fear).
the english are the only nation not to have committed any traffic violations!
other nations, particularly the portuguese themselves, have committed numerous parking and driving violations.. according to a portuguese police spokesman "the english drive impeccably and park exactly where they are told - we are shocked - we weren't expecting this".
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Celtic
You calling me odd?