Ever since I came to this ruddy community, everyone reckons I don't make sense at all yet to me it is all perfectly shit shape, I mean ship shape, how come you lot don't get it yer ruddy bunch of balmpottin scallyways eh, maybe tis so simple, this ere thing called life that, oh never mind, I'm too ruddy knackered to explain the simplicity of the equations in the mathematics and geometry of everything and the space between sanity and insanity, - unsanity. How ruddy simple do you want it? Maybe if I were to complicate everything, then to you ruddy lot, you'd get it and at last I'd make sense cos then I'd just be like you ruddy balmpottin ruddy lot, but pahhhhhhh to them schenalligans, you won't take umbrage wi me now will ee?
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12Who agrees that I'm stark raving bonkers?
by Celtic ini'm nuts, what a wally, bonkers, screw loose, raving twatass.. so ruddy knackered, just now, i was hallacinating as i was driving along, colours coming off things, when colours were not there at all, the road going one way and my mind telling me it was going the opposite way.. just picked up a boat, 200 mile plus round trip, took me ruddy 6 and a half hours, tis now sitting on top of my estate car, couldn't resist the bargain, 50 quid for a 12' + fibreglass dinghy.
soon as i get it on the water, i'll take a lot more photos for all of you.
right now, i needddddd sleeppppppppp.. the cross eyed celty
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Who agrees that I'm stark raving bonkers?
by Celtic ini'm nuts, what a wally, bonkers, screw loose, raving twatass.. so ruddy knackered, just now, i was hallacinating as i was driving along, colours coming off things, when colours were not there at all, the road going one way and my mind telling me it was going the opposite way.. just picked up a boat, 200 mile plus round trip, took me ruddy 6 and a half hours, tis now sitting on top of my estate car, couldn't resist the bargain, 50 quid for a 12' + fibreglass dinghy.
soon as i get it on the water, i'll take a lot more photos for all of you.
right now, i needddddd sleeppppppppp.. the cross eyed celty
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Celtic
I'm nuts, what a wally, bonkers, screw loose, raving twatass.
So ruddy knackered, just now, I was hallacinating as I was driving along, colours coming off things, when colours were not there at all, the road going one way and my mind telling me it was going the opposite way.
Just picked up a boat, 200 mile plus round trip, took me ruddy 6 and a half hours, tis now sitting on top of my estate car, couldn't resist the bargain, 50 quid for a 12' + fibreglass dinghy. Soon as I get it on the water, I'll take a lot more photos for all of you. Right now, I needddddd sleeppppppppp.
The cross eyed Celty
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Ladysmith Black Mambazo.
by Englishman in.
wow.. click on the link, select a clip and turn up the bass and volume.. http://www.mambazo.com/disc.html.
wow.. englishman.
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Mike if you enjoy that try Angelique Kidjo - Black Ivory Soul or her other one, Oremi on cd,
or, Oh Brother Where Art Thou cd, I think you'll immensely enjoy both.
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How's the British field ministry doing these days?
by truthseeker instill hovering at 120,000 publishers?
what are the monthly hours?
if memory serves me correctly, it seemed the british publishers were always an "hour" behind the us publishers.
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May 04 KM
January Service Report
52 Special Pioneers av 111.1hrs placing 89.3mags, 53.3rv, Bible studies 4.3
7,139 pioneers, 62.2av hrs, 50.7mags, 29.2rv, 1.8 Bible studies
Aux pio 1,929, 49.6hrs, 42.3mags, 21.7rv, 1.2 Bible studies
Pubs 112,940, 8.1hrs, 11.9mags, 5.0rv, 0.3 Bible studies
Total 122,060 Baptised 162
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What do you smell like?
by Stefanie in.
what kind of perfume or cologne do you like wearing?.
i wear vanilla lace by victorias secrets..
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Celtic
I don't use any poncy aftershaves or suchlike, generally I smell of woodsmoke and the earth or wet leaves, things like that from gardening and landscaping all the time.
Edited to add you lot honk like a ruddy tarts handbag!!
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Impromptu Get Together in Portland OR Saturday June 12
by Gretchen956 ini'll be visiting portland this weekend and have stirred up some interest in dinner/drinks on saturday night.
so far we have 8 people coming, 4 of them not on this list, but exjw's of the coolest variety and very fun!
so, in talking to odrade, we thought we would throw it out there that if anyone else is interested in joining us, we are prolly going to go to portland brewing around 6ish.. i do hope we can get up a party!
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Celtic
May well be in Portland beginning of July for 7 days, can meet up then.
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Celtic
Aye Badger, I liked Clinton too, Bush on the other hand, hmmmm best if I make no comment.
Anyway, lets keep this to Ronald Reagan, did like his personality somewhat even though he was a ruddy American, dear of him, bless his cotton socks. My thoughts are with his widowed wife, dear of her.
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Blimey Ballistic, you were on the ball, I only posted 15 secs ago, blimey man. Hope you're as good on the ball gardening and landscaping, streuth.
Aye, tis on BBC News 24, ITV, CNN, Sky News, Euro news etc, was watching it Live earlier.
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Hows it going down there in the USA?
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New Member :)
by Oh Jebus, Save Me From Your Followers! injust a newbie here trying to aquaint myself.
i can' t say how thrilled i was to find out that this site existed!
it was actually shown to me by my sister - who by the way - with you're help- has seen the truth about the "truth" and is in the process of learning to live a normal life.
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I'm sorry, at first glance I did'na see there was more than one ruddy balmpot joining the clan, blimey soon they'll be a balmpot parade. Anyway, tis quite marvellous to meet upon your acquaintance and I hope together your stay here is a most enjoyable one.
Cheers!!
Celtic Mark