Posts by jam

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The OT is not all blood and guts, there is some humor.

by jam in

1) god sneezes,ex.

2)god drinks wine ..judges 9:13.

3)a man named dodo... judges 10:1 .

jam

janusfulcrum: Yes, Ex 28:42 "make linen undergarments as a

covering for the body reaching from the waist to the thigh".

Sorry no thongs or v-strings.

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The OT is not all blood and guts, there is some humor.

by jam in

1) god sneezes,ex.

2)god drinks wine ..judges 9:13.

3)a man named dodo... judges 10:1 .

jam

strangelove: "sounds like some loner wearing overralls with

a cable workshop show". Good one..

Sir 82: The funny part about Absalom, when a certain man saw

him he told Joab, I saw him He was just hanging around in a tree..

Joab, dumb ass.....

And speaking of asses, my ass spoke to me last nite. That's the fuuny one

of all.

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The OT is not all blood and guts, there is some humor.

by jam in

1) god sneezes,ex.

2)god drinks wine ..judges 9:13.

3)a man named dodo... judges 10:1 .

jam

The little JW girl talking to her teacher about whales. The

teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow

a human. The little JW girl stated Jonah was. The teacher stated

once again, it's impossible. The little girl said, when I get to heaven

I will ask Jonah. The teacher said, what if he is in hell.

The little JW said, then you can ask him..

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The OT is not all blood and guts, there is some humor.

by jam in

1) god sneezes,ex.

2)god drinks wine ..judges 9:13.

3)a man named dodo... judges 10:1 .

jam

I have a friend I would like you to meet. Great, what's his name?

DODO. No thanks!! What's in a name, poor guy....

Yes "DooDoo" would be worst...LOL

I wonder was it inspired by God...

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The OT is not all blood and guts, there is some humor.

by jam in

1) god sneezes,ex.

2)god drinks wine ..judges 9:13.

3)a man named dodo... judges 10:1 .

jam

1) God sneezes,EX. 15:8

2)God drinks wine ..Judges 9:13

3)A man named DODO... Judges 10:1

4)Golden hemorrhoids given as an offering 1 Samuel 6:4 (no thanks)

5) Men pee on walls "Otherwise as the Lord liveth the God of

Israel.........There had not been left to Nabel by the morning light

any that pisseth against the wall".

6)God rerfers to things as stuff...1 Samuel 10;22

7) Don't make God mad, smoke might come out his nose and fire

out of his mouth...2 Samuel 22:9

8) People are plucked bald....Nehemiah 13:25

9)Jobs want to know who will give him a "high five" Job 17:3

10) God says "Ha Ha" Job 39:25

11) God laughs ...Ps. 59:8

12) Stay in your house, there are tongues walking around

outside....Psalms 73:9

Why would anyone name their son DODO??

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I Am Celebrating 6 Months' Sobriety Today

by agonus in

jw
friends

yay for me!.

please take a minute to visit my blog and leave your comments: benpogge.blogspot.com.

have a good one!.

jam

Well done..Have you notice the clearness of the mind??

Wow,I made some bad decision when I use to drink...

Ten years for me and I don't miss it..

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My quest for knowledge "Can birds Fart"?

by jam in

i think i'm going over the edge with my quest for knowledge.

lol.

but there was a research on this subject and finally science answers.

jam

Isaiah 26;18 We have been with child, we have been in pain;

We have, as it were, brought forth wind. Hummm

What do you think?????

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Public Speaker Cries During His Talk

by James Jackson in

his talk was about reaching out for the real life.. he is in his mid seventies, then begins to rant on about staying loyal to the organization because many of us have lost loved ones in death and if we want to see them again we must remain in the organization.

he says he wants to see his father again, then the tears begin to flow right there on the stage.... then an elderly sister during the watchtower study admits to regetting leaving her daughter behind to seek a better life in the u.s, and she is crying.... these 2 meetings was just plain weird..

jam

I may add that was the first and last time I made that announcement

for a brother or sister......

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Public Speaker Cries During His Talk

by James Jackson in

his talk was about reaching out for the real life.. he is in his mid seventies, then begins to rant on about staying loyal to the organization because many of us have lost loved ones in death and if we want to see them again we must remain in the organization.

he says he wants to see his father again, then the tears begin to flow right there on the stage.... then an elderly sister during the watchtower study admits to regetting leaving her daughter behind to seek a better life in the u.s, and she is crying.... these 2 meetings was just plain weird..

jam

In 1985 I was announcing the DF of a fellow elder, a dear friend.

I couldn't do it, passed out on the platform....When I regain

consciousness they had carried me to the library, the meeting

continued and the announcement was made by another elder.

No problem....

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My quest for knowledge "Can birds Fart"?

by jam in

i think i'm going over the edge with my quest for knowledge.

lol.

but there was a research on this subject and finally science answers.

jam

I sorry ladies, I don't know how we got from birds passing

gas too women having a blow out.

I'm surprised the borg never addressed this subject,

what things to eat before meeting time, can it be a disfellowship

offense. Hell they cover every other aspect of your life.