Posts by jam

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Gifts suggestion for Xmas, made in the US
by jam in
1. jw
2. friends
asian factories are kicking into high gear to provide.

americans with minstrous piles of cheaply produced.

goods.
jam

Yes, good idea, there are local craft shops, people
spin their own wool and knit them into scarves, they
make jewelry and pottery.
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Gifts suggestion for Xmas, made in the US
by jam in
1. jw
2. friends
asian factories are kicking into high gear to provide.

americans with minstrous piles of cheaply produced.

goods.
jam

Sorry ; Monstrous piles of cheaply produced goods.
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Gifts suggestion for Xmas, made in the US
by jam in
1. jw
2. friends
asian factories are kicking into high gear to provide.

americans with minstrous piles of cheaply produced.

goods.
jam

Asian factories are kicking into high gear to provide
Americans with minstrous piles of cheaply produced
goods. Make this year different, with American labor.
Try to think outside of the box, people.
Some suggestion.
1)gift certificates from your local hair salon or barbar.
2) gym membership
3) car detailed and car wash
4) lawn mowed for the summer
5) driveway plowed all winter
6) game at the local golf course
7) gift certificates, local restaurants or half
dozen breakfasts at the local breakfast joint.
8) oil change for their car, truck or motor cycle.
9) computer could use A tune up.
Anyone care to add to the list?
Humorous Church signs.
by jam in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
first reformed church--keep using my name in vain, i'll.

make rush hour longer_god.

presbyterian________there are some questions that can,t.
jam

First Reformed Church--Keep using my name in vain, I'll
make rush hour longer_God
Presbyterian________There are some questions that can,t
be answer by Google.
Our Savior's---------------You may party in hell, but you will be
the Barbque.
Church of God--------------Honk if you Love Jesus text while
driving if you want to meet him.
Ray of Hope---------------Thou shall not steal the copper from
AC unit.
Christian Fellowship-------Church parking, Trespasser,s will
will be Baptised
First Baptist------------Who,s Your Daddy?
Baptist-------------------Whoever is praying for snow, please stop.
The First church of Awesome
Works---------------------How do we make Holy water? We boil the
hell out of it!
No name Church--------Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake and
the snake didn,t have A leg to stand on.
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do you think the GB are wondering why armargeddon dosn't come?
by highdose in
1. jw
2. friends
are they deluded enough to think that it must happen soon?

or are they just stringing everyone along?.

personaly i think that russell had good intentions and probably belived what he wrote ( although dosn't make it right) but i don't belive that any other gb has really belived the trash that is supposed to be the jw religon.
jam

That,s there core doctrine. No way can the GB have any
doubt about when amargeddon wil come. If there is
any inclination in there mind there was or is no foundation
for their preaching of the end times for the last 100 years,
they were completely wrong, the house will fall like A
deck of cards. We are not the chosen ones, the preaching
from door to door was all for nothing. God is not leading
this organization. The GB can not afford having any doubts.
4
OK friends one more time with the Ark impossibility
by jam in
1. jw
2. friends
my wife ask, what about all the urine from the various.

animals, the acid in the waste.

what affect would that.
jam

My wife ask, what about all the urine from the various
animals, the acid in the waste. What affect would that
have on A wooden ship, and what about the skunk.
I know we have discuss this in length here, but when
I hear A new point to show the absurdity of this story
it adds weight that it,s A myth.
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What is the most embarassing moment you've had while still a JW?
by african GB Member in
1. jw
2. friends
i remember having to preach to my girlfriend/classmate while i was still at school.

i was with one of the elders and it was my 'house' to preach.. wished i could vanish from the surface of the earth..
jam

Conducting the morning group for the door to
door work. My fly was undone. All women
in the group.
3
Family Feud and JW,s
by jam in
1. watchtower
2. bible
the question, who would you most likely hide from.

when they knock at your door.

the contestant, my.
jam

One would think, the number one answer would be
bill collecter. The number one answer from the audience
was religious groups,but the contestant yell JW.
3
Family Feud and JW,s
by jam in
1. watchtower
2. bible
the question, who would you most likely hide from.

when they knock at your door.

the contestant, my.
jam

The question, who would you most likely hide from
when they knock at your door. The contestant, my
wife and I at the same time, (you guess it) JWs.
Steve the host said, wow you will go to hell. That
was the number one answer by far. So funny.
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What was your most DISTURBING event as an elder ? (Per T.O.S. no full names please).
by Balaamsass in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
i'll start the ball rolling.

dealing with kids in any type of judicial manner.

i would do everything i could to get parents to "deal with it-kindly" at home.
jam

Balaa; They moved from NY to Olkahoma, the last
I heard they( young couple) moved back to NY.
That was over 30yrs ago. I hope they are doing well.