The last thing I remember was entering the party and being handed a jack-o-lantern cup of punch. This morning I wake up with dried blood in my beard and bits of hair and bone all over the floor. Has anyone from the party been reported missing?
Ah, so it's true, there was something in that punch after all. I hear no ones heard from Dinah since she was "mysteriously eaten" - wait a minute maybe there's a correlation there.
I had the lobster for breakfast this morning with real butter. They were quite tasty! (burp)
OMG I'm appalled I thought you were going to share those with me.