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  Lets freestyle: Smile - its infectious!

  by Crumpet in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just went out for a walk and here's how it was:.

  the wind in my hair reminded me of texas.

  turned on a smile which became quite infectious.

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  coolhandluke

  its quite a stretch to make tuke rhyme with puke

  credit i gots ta give, but ur first rime was a fluke

  you come in here lookin like living dead

  looks like road kill grownin out cho head

  go back and get cho self a rhymin dictionary

  dont want to mess with me this willll get scary

  yo crumpet hold on to my buff right arm

  im bout ta do this man mad lyrical harm

  so i see you gots mad respect for big boy red

  but you come dissin me, son aint it time for bed?

  yeah i called you son, cuz van i'm ya father

  to acknowledge you yo, i wouldn't bother

  don't ask me for allowance or no lunch money

  i'm busy talkin to ur momma.yeah, shes my honey

  yeah i went there van, try not to be hurt

  its 2 minutes till i quit, i've got to be curt

  time for me to exit out this rhyme

  but it yo it was real fun, and i'll see you next time
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  Lets freestyle: Smile - its infectious!

  by Crumpet in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just went out for a walk and here's how it was:.

  the wind in my hair reminded me of texas.

  turned on a smile which became quite infectious.

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  coolhandluke

  she'd die of laughter when your body she peeped

  your corny little rhymes are puttin us all to sleep

  you call yourself the one bad infamous

  but my rhyme is the real danger, yo its venemous

  smarter rhymes than yours ive crapped

  stick around in this thread, ur bound ta get smacked

  i know in canda y'all like to say eh

  down here in america bout the rhymes we dont play

  speakin of canada, your country is our armpit

  keep readin lil guy cuz i aint done with this spit

  to the back of your head your eyes will roll

  when you find out quick that i wont fold

  and run away scared like a little baby

  could you get crumpet, well, yeah maybe

  if you were a bit older and on your chin hair grew

  but my hopes i wouldnt get up if i was you

  your little dreams'll get crushed and i'd hate to see

  a grown ass man sheddin tears for all ta see.
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  Lets freestyle: Smile - its infectious!

  by Crumpet in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just went out for a walk and here's how it was:.

  the wind in my hair reminded me of texas.

  turned on a smile which became quite infectious.

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  coolhandluke

  its friday night you know shes not asleep

  she's probably out drinkin with some creep

  i call him that, its time for honesty, yo im just jealous

  richie's not alone. plenty wanna be one a her fellas

  so i'll see you in dallas big man red

  and we'll see which one shares lady c's bed

  my money is on me cuz yo have you seen me

  forget patrick dempsey, my handle is mc. steamy

  the ladies swoon, the men high five

  my name is cool hand luke, i dont even have ta try

  those last two lines didn't rhyme perfect

  but yo keep readin, i promise im worth it

  those didn't rhyme neither but the flow is still poppin

  gotta get back to work so here is where i'm stoppin.
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  Lets freestyle: Smile - its infectious!

  by Crumpet in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just went out for a walk and here's how it was:.

  the wind in my hair reminded me of texas.

  turned on a smile which became quite infectious.

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  coolhandluke

  rhymin assasin?

  you this beat fest chl is crashin

  to bust a flow

  to crush and go

  ask what cha know

  bout mad rhymes and sick flows

  you jwd you know the way it goes

  straight of the dome like my boy shakespeare

  yo van, stop trippin, peep game cuz richie'll have you sheddin tears
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  Lets freestyle: Smile - its infectious!

  by Crumpet in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just went out for a walk and here's how it was:.

  the wind in my hair reminded me of texas.

  turned on a smile which became quite infectious.

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  coolhandluke

  Here postin a flow that might seem irrelevant

  Stealin time from my company, yo for the hell of it

  Oh for the smell of it

  For the smell of what you say

  The smell of bodies slappin no condom in the way

  Now you know bout what Im thinkin all day

  Come on 5, I need ta be free

  Let me be me and just set me free

  Yo, thats my time,

  yo thats my rhyme,

  for the condom line

  expect a mod to make ta make it a crime

  for yo yours truly CHL to post

  makin the noses upturn, "UGH. EW. GROSS!"
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  Aposta Crawfest in Dallas 5/6/07

  by hambeak in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  had a great time meeting so many wonderful folks, little toe.

  crumpet who is scrumptous, hemp lover who is beautiful.

  glad to see decki and ip sec you taught me to eat mud bugs lol blondie you are great glad to have met you.. wish i could have stayed longer.

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  coolhandluke

  at first i liked it. my nipple throbbed for like 2 hours. which is normally good. then i got nipple shy.
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  Daily Text from JH and Minimus

  by coolhandluke in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i lurk here more often than i post anymore but there is a commonality every time i log on.

  the daily text.

  at times these threads are the longest ones on the board until the next day when the topic is pulled from the daily text recycle bag or wherever it is they get them from, and prominently displayed on the active topics page in technicolor for viewers like you and me.

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  coolhandluke

  I get ya CHL. While I personally would rather explore how far we've all come and revel in the successes and opportunities we now have instead of what we've lost and can never reclaim, I still have my hot buttons that I go absolutely nuts over (child abuse apologists). All my "Love and Light" seem to evaporate and my redhead comes out with all the pain and toxins. healthy? not sure. It's all part of the process, I suppose. Also, this is the first stopping place for many on their journey out so I think it's good to give venues to talk about the fresh wounds, bleed out the toxins a bit.

  Love and Light (I really mean it)

  Agreed. I freaking love this lady. Daystar, you lucky punk!
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  Daily Text from JH and Minimus

  by coolhandluke in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i lurk here more often than i post anymore but there is a commonality every time i log on.

  the daily text.

  at times these threads are the longest ones on the board until the next day when the topic is pulled from the daily text recycle bag or wherever it is they get them from, and prominently displayed on the active topics page in technicolor for viewers like you and me.

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  coolhandluke

  I'm not here to check your hand JH. That isn't my aim. When I first started posting here, I looked at your threads a lot. It helped me to reexamine the past and make sense of it. You get something out of it and apparently others do too. We are all in different stages of healing and growth. There are people visiting this site for the first time today and there is something for everyone. Just thinking out loud.
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  Daily Text from JH and Minimus

  by coolhandluke in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i lurk here more often than i post anymore but there is a commonality every time i log on.

  the daily text.

  at times these threads are the longest ones on the board until the next day when the topic is pulled from the daily text recycle bag or wherever it is they get them from, and prominently displayed on the active topics page in technicolor for viewers like you and me.

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  coolhandluke

  I am not sure how CHL makes the connection between these threads and the daily text of the Jws. Anyway, CHL if the questions bother you, don't read them. Simple as that.

  They don't bother me and I don't read them. My reason for posting was to open a dialogue regarding the idea or theory that continuing to rehash the past and perhaps things that are not worth rehashing or remembering is unhealthy.
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  Daily Text from JH and Minimus

  by coolhandluke in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i lurk here more often than i post anymore but there is a commonality every time i log on.

  the daily text.

  at times these threads are the longest ones on the board until the next day when the topic is pulled from the daily text recycle bag or wherever it is they get them from, and prominently displayed on the active topics page in technicolor for viewers like you and me.

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  coolhandluke

  As far as using JH and Minimus's names in connection with this, I don't get it. They both have been very good contributers to many post's and topics that have stimulated us .

  I dont get it either. Naming people and comparing their threads to picking scabs?

  Its about the rehash of things that ultimately are the fodder of living in a state of pain instead of a cycle of growth. "What is the one thing you miss about being JW?" "How far did you advance in the organization?" "Did your congregation ...?" I think we can choose two was of approaching this: Shared bad experience that binds us together in growth. Or shared bad experience that we wallow in because we like the feeling of being "tortured". It is the idea of victim vs. survivor.