Honestly, I think people date Jehovah's Witnesses because on the surface they seem different in all of the right ways: Personable, respectful, family oriented, kind, principled, of moral fiber... I could go on.
I think the board does a good job of sympathizing with people. Truly all we want from a love interest is to be challenged, understood, valued and appreciated as the unique individuals that we are.
I realize that you are joking with your reponses, but the human component in the requests of these people begs of our sympathy, our humanity and our understanding. It isn't an opportunity for bashing a way of life that we once embraced, but is one to help someone see the choice that many of us in similar circumstance didn't realize we truly had.
CHL