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  For those of you who went to Bethel, how was the food?

  by TresHappy in

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  how were the doomsday dumplings?.

  seriously, was the food good?

  i used to hear it was awesome; somehow i don't believe that!

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  gaybeat

  Well when I went they were cleaning the kitchens so no food. Then I walked down a dark hallway that reminded me of going inside the alien ride in Universal Studios.
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  Did you ever get "hit" on by someone of the same sex?

  by ButtLight in

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  or opposite sex if your gay?

  how did you react if you did?.

  i seem to attract the more "butch" type, dont ask me why.

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  In high school i got hit on "Straight guys", then it got annoying but they didn't know i was anyway so I rejected it but it was nice for a while.
  
  I got hit on by a woman at college, and another girl in the carribean, who years later I found out in some obscure way we are related. eww.
  
  I seem to get more attention from older ladies then men. :(
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  Should jws shop in church-owned shopping Malls?

  by badboy in

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  any takers?

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  Yes, and the staff there can witness to them, and they can't do anything about it. :D
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  What was the first thing Adam said when he set eyes on Eve?

  by ballistic in

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  according to the bible he decided to name her "woman".

  in the previous verses he had been on an exercise to name all the beasts of the field and birds of the air.. personally, if i'd been wandering around a paradise garden on my own for years naming animals and suddenly set eyes on a perfect naked woman, i think i would be inclined to invent the first swear word.. although later, when eve gave birth, adam said it had been "with the lord's help".

  so maybe he wasn't quite as spontaneous as i'd imagined, or maybe adam thought god was serious when he said she was a "helper".

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  "Yes I put the toilet seat up"
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  You asked for an online list of WT misquotes......

  by rebel8 in

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  thanks to all the people that contributed!

  http://jwinfo.8m.com/misquotes.htm

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  Wow I can't even believe Topic 18. They really said that in 2006?? OMG
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  Lets say you went to a meeting, list what would irritiate you...

  by JH in

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  in my case, it was always the length of the meetings that bothered me.. no matter what meeting it is, you have to get there prepared, and that means lots of time reading the darn literature.. another thing that would irritate me, is all the magazines that come in faster than i can read.. i'll let you guys add to this list.. .

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  1) Crying Babies and the rush to go to the bathroom.
  2) Waking up to go to a meeting
  3) Elders convincing you every minute about baptising
  4) Being invited to a boring picnic with no music
  
  At Conventions/Assemblies
  
  5) Having to find a seat
  6) Driving so far to reach
  7) When they would start to raise their voice on a talk, then after they ask the question everyone claps.
  8) Everything is the same every year just more boring topics.
  9) How everyone lolistened to this boring stuff and talked about how interesting it was and how much they learned
  10) When after they would say not to use flash photography during the drama, all the flash cameras went off when the drama started.
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  You to can be a Watchtower Spy!

  by SickofLies in

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  i have had quite a few people ask me what kind of tools i've been using to do all my documentary on the wts.

  so here are all the things i have used so far in aquiring the information i've got.. never miss an important conversation again with nexxtech's 32mb digital voice recorder.

  perfect for meetings, lectures or interviews, this voice recorder stores up to 16 hours of recordings and has a built-in microphone and speakers.

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  gaybeat

  And as a added bonus you can use the digital camera to take multitudes of flash photos during this year's Assembly Drama.
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  Bonsai Kittens ... have you heard about this?

  by free2beme in

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  has anyone ever heard of the practice of bonsai kittens.

  it is where you put a kitten in a bottle, and put a tub inside it to discard waste and another in it's mouth to feed it.

  you then display it, kind of like a decoration.

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  Everyone on the internet eventually gets caught up in the site. Its one of the oldest tricks in the book. Some people even made petitions trying to get the website down.
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  Going to Memorial Service for the first time.....what should we expect?

  by whyizit in

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  we spent 6 months "studying" with a jw couple.

  they claimed the wts had all the answers, but they actually couldn't answer any of our questions.

  (we are devoted born-again bible-believing christians.).

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  Also expect an overcrowded Kingdom Hall, that greatly surpasses the maximum occupancy. Expect having to stand up because no seats are left since you came late. Expect lots of bumping into each other, Expect lots of traffic trying to escape the KH,
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  Pick your "King of the North" *fluff*

  by JH in

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  i say iran will be called the king of the north very soon by the watchtower..... so, who's your pick?

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  I think this guy...