What was the first thing Adam said when he set eyes on Eve?

by ballistic 53 Replies latest jw friends

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    According to the bible he decided to name her "woman". In the previous verses he had been on an exercise to name all the beasts of the field and birds of the air.

    Personally, if I'd been wandering around a paradise garden on my own for years naming animals and suddenly set eyes on a perfect naked woman, I think I would be inclined to invent the first swear word.

    Although later, when Eve gave birth, Adam said it had been "with the lord's help". So maybe he wasn't quite as spontaneous as I'd imagined, or maybe Adam thought god was serious when he said she was a "helper".

  • ringo5
    ringo5

    in my best Pacino voice "WHOOOOAAAAAH"

  • VM44
    VM44

    The first thing Adam said to Eve was, "Madam, I'm Adam"

    --VM44MV (of the palindrome class)

  • orangefatcat
    orangefatcat

    No! No! The first thing Adam said to Eve, was , " hey good lookin what ya got cookin??

    And that is what we have done since the beginning of time...

    love Orangefatcat..

  • gaybeat
    gaybeat

    "Yes I put the toilet seat up"

  • lovelylil
    lovelylil

    he said "WOW Boobies!"

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    Ringo5

    Dismembered

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    "What are those things on your chest and why is my member sticking straight out?!"

    Josie

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    The sound "BOINGGGGG!"

    followed by, "Mamacita !!!!!"

  • sir82
    sir82

    "Stand back--I don't know how big this thing gets"

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