No fair! She's as skinny as me without the chicken legs.
Oh yeah! But I have the bigger butt.
stillAwitness
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What do you think of Paris Hilton?
by free2beme intoday on cnn.com, i saw they had a story about paris hilton ending her engagement.
well, i don't know about you, but i find this woman to be a waste of time.
why do people care about this woman?
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Do Must Dubs Have Pre-Marital Sex?
by tall penguin init's not often talked about but in my experience a lot of witnesses have sex (or something like it) during their courtship.
and most of them never go to the elders about it.
recent case in point: my dear friend got married this past summer.
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stillAwitness
I got baptized at 14 and lost my virginty at 17. Have had 7 partners my whole life and felt guilty about it at 20 years old and was almost coming close to confessing to the elders till I read crisis of conscience.
Whew. RIP Raymond
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What silly rules did your congregation make up?
by weinermcgee inelders were famous for making up stupid rules with no bible base at all as an ego trip i guess, what were some of yours?
i am not talking about the stupid rules that we all had to follow, just the congregation specific silly ones.. 1. having to button your jacket while on stage (this was later changed due to all the elders having a beer gut).
2. suits only or no privledges.
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stillAwitness
YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY BOY
HMMM...BUT I LIKE IT.
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I AM GETTING MORE BOLD! (BUT I LIKE IT)
by stillAwitness inso i was at a friend's house (for a gathering) blah!
and i noticed she had one of those porfessional pitcures done that looked like her at prom.
i asked her about it and she said quickly "no, that was a formal i went to last year) i said "oh, so exaclty what is a formal?
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So I was at a friend's house (for a gathering) BLAH! And I noticed she had one of those porfessional pitcures done that looked like her at prom. I asked her about it and she said quickly "NO, that was a formal I went to last year) I said "Oh, so exaclty what is a formal? (I have never been to one) and she went on to explain the gathering of the brothers and sisters who get dressed up, rent out a hall...blah blah blah. And I replied "Basically, just like I thought in the begginingg. It's a prom. Except only jw's allowed." The whole room went into defense cause I guess my definition sounded worse than hers. (Also I think b/c there was a bible student at there too) I was like explain how a "formal" is different from the "prom" just because you change the name does not make the concept different. Everyone of course did not have an ansewr for me. See what's happening?? I'm getting to bold. I better stop now before I whip out Franz's Crisis of Conscience at the next party. I mean "gathering"
Any of you ever slip up like that before?
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What silly rules did your congregation make up?
by weinermcgee inelders were famous for making up stupid rules with no bible base at all as an ego trip i guess, what were some of yours?
i am not talking about the stupid rules that we all had to follow, just the congregation specific silly ones.. 1. having to button your jacket while on stage (this was later changed due to all the elders having a beer gut).
2. suits only or no privledges.
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stillAwitness
Women can't wear ties!
Skirts must be 3 inches below the knee(won't someone show me that scripture)
No more than one piercing in the ear!
No open toe sandals in service!
No sleeveless tops in service!
I swear these were enforced in my congreagation years ago. NO LIE!
The one that always gets me in trouble: No showing of the bra straps!
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ANYBODY STILL HAVE A WITNESS MENTALITY?
by stillAwitness ino.k so i am living the "double life" i suppose.
but its funny how sometimes i still catch myself doing or saying things that only a "really spiritual" preason would.
like the other day when i saw a cute tank top on sale but it said "libra" on it.
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stillAwitness
O.k so I am living the "double life" I suppose. But its funny how sometimes I still catch myself doing or saying things that only a "really spiritual" preason would. Like the other day when I saw a cute tank top on sale but it said "Libra" on it. I almost did not buy it but I'm like 'wait a minte! why shouldn't I?' Or when I feel guilty sometimes for saying "Lord" instead of "Jehovah."Or how I always need to mention that I am a witness whenever I see someone's blood card or a tract peek out of someone's purse in the grocery store line. Weird. Any of you still have that same Witness mentality in some aspects of your life or still catch yourselves doing or saying things that has to do with it? Come on.. Be honest! I know there is a bunch of you who still wanna pull out Rev. 21:3,4 whenever a coworker tells you there mom just died!
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Piano music to Jehovah's Witness songs
by Evanescence inhello, wondering if anyone had the piano or guitar music to any jehovah's witness songs, .
one in particular is the song "we are jehovah's witnesses".
evanescence.
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stillAwitness
You were in prison? Rowrrrr... a bad boy.
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KNOW ANY GOOD THOUGHT-PROVOKING MOVIES?
by stillAwitness inwhat movies have you seen go so hand in hand with the wt to the point where you can use its storyline to explain to somebody what it is like being a jw.
i used the movie "the island" with scarlett johnassen to explain it to a workmate.
she completely understood what it is like being a jw it after i made the comparison.
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stillAwitness
I'll take that as a yes.
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stillAwitness
Oh! And my dad who does not speak english very well when he tries to threaten a telemarketer for calling too much ("I will cole my loyer!") Its hilarious. Oh! And nice Chanel bag that if you did not know any better u would think was real.
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stillAwitness
Whoo! Mrs. jones. You got a whole litter. But they all came out adorable! Thank the good genes God gave you!