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  UN AND THE WITTNESSES

  by PMJ in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  ita funny last night i looked through some awakes from 1991 through 2001.and i saw a lot of refrences saying the un is the beast from revaltion there is also a article about the pope visiting the un.you should all read it its the 1996 awake7/8 funny thing is why would some one who is surporting the un say these things about them.ovesly some people ar cluthing at straws

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  stillAwitness

  Oh PMJ. You know I won't choose sides here. You're still searching for ansewrs and thats okay.

  You've got a long ways to go, my friend.
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  very very important read important!

  by iamtherealjesus in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i would like to first off stating that my name is migu jandhiki.

  i am the prophet of jesus that u have all been looking for!

  i have been fallowing all the studys of jehovah's witness very carefully.

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  stillAwitness

  How long have you been off your meds ?

  OH GOD! PLEASE STOP...I'M CHOKING ON MY SODA...THIS IS ALL WAY TO FUNNY!!!
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  very very important read important!

  by iamtherealjesus in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i would like to first off stating that my name is migu jandhiki.

  i am the prophet of jesus that u have all been looking for!

  i have been fallowing all the studys of jehovah's witness very carefully.

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  stillAwitness

  Welcome back Def'd...... I mean "therealjebus"

  LOL! I was thinking the same thing!

  OK This guys is getting old...on another note:

  Ladies: The Victoria Secret's Semi-Annual Sale is tomorrow beggining at 9AM!
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  very very important read important!

  by iamtherealjesus in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i would like to first off stating that my name is migu jandhiki.

  i am the prophet of jesus that u have all been looking for!

  i have been fallowing all the studys of jehovah's witness very carefully.

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  stillAwitness

  Simon, this dude's scaring us.
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  FREELOADER PIONEER SISTER USING MY STUFF BUT I GET YELLED AT!

  by stillAwitness in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my mom's got this pioneer sister friend who stays at our house every weekend (she stays in some remote town that's far away from the hall) and i go into my bathroom cabinet this morning and she used up half the bottle of daily oil control cream for my face i had in there.

  i mean ladies, you already know how expensive those things are!

  and i would always just use a pint size amount so the bottle was filled to capacity.

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  stillAwitness

  That's right. You can call me Lucifer the Demon!

  HEE HEE HEEE
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  You cannot live forever in paradise on earth

  by Gopher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the watchtower society has, for about seven decades, been attracting new volunteer workers for its field ministry with the promise of life forever on a paradise earth.

  even the titles of its main study books since 1968 bear the promise: the truth that leads to eternal life, you can live forever in paradise on earth, and knowledge that leads to everlasting life.

  how logical is this hope that leads people to entrust the watchtower with their time, energy and worldly possessions?

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  stillAwitness

  Very interesting Gohpher. I have been battling with this question all week. (You can read my recent thread on JWD was able to Convince me that the Paradise was a myth but...)

  I remember AULDSOUL saying that Adam and Eve living forever was not the original plan. Could this be true?

  If so, then I really got a lot of new stuff to learn.
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  FREELOADER PIONEER SISTER USING MY STUFF BUT I GET YELLED AT!

  by stillAwitness in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my mom's got this pioneer sister friend who stays at our house every weekend (she stays in some remote town that's far away from the hall) and i go into my bathroom cabinet this morning and she used up half the bottle of daily oil control cream for my face i had in there.

  i mean ladies, you already know how expensive those things are!

  and i would always just use a pint size amount so the bottle was filled to capacity.

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  stillAwitness

  LOL! I got it! I got this tube of cream that comes in a bottle that I will fill up with...hmmm..

  I dunno. Its gotta be something that she won't automatically know its not cream that way it won't be obvious that I was the one who put something different in it.

  How about a mixture of castor oil, vaseline and lotion that way it will be hard for her to get off her face!

  Man, this is FUN!
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  FREELOADER PIONEER SISTER USING MY STUFF BUT I GET YELLED AT!

  by stillAwitness in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my mom's got this pioneer sister friend who stays at our house every weekend (she stays in some remote town that's far away from the hall) and i go into my bathroom cabinet this morning and she used up half the bottle of daily oil control cream for my face i had in there.

  i mean ladies, you already know how expensive those things are!

  and i would always just use a pint size amount so the bottle was filled to capacity.

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  stillAwitness

  Stillaexjwelder- That is so true. But you know how the Society is always drilling it into our heads about how we need to support the pioneers (and most of the time they aint just talking about spiritually)

  I remember once we were encouraged that if we were riding with a pioneer sister in service that everyone in the car should give her a few extra dollars for her gas!

  I wonder if that rule would apply to the sister who only comes out in service once per month?
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  FREELOADER PIONEER SISTER USING MY STUFF BUT I GET YELLED AT!

  by stillAwitness in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my mom's got this pioneer sister friend who stays at our house every weekend (she stays in some remote town that's far away from the hall) and i go into my bathroom cabinet this morning and she used up half the bottle of daily oil control cream for my face i had in there.

  i mean ladies, you already know how expensive those things are!

  and i would always just use a pint size amount so the bottle was filled to capacity.

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  stillAwitness

  Elsewhere and G-Money-Ohhh! I never thought about being so devious but I like it! I don't see how I could get castor oil or any other substance for that matter into that little bottle of cream (the whole is quite small.

  Ak-Jeff- I dunno bout that one. I was the one who installed that cabinet in my b-room in the first place so if it collapses I'll probabbly just get yelled at for that one too.

  But keep the ideas coming!
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  FREELOADER PIONEER SISTER USING MY STUFF BUT I GET YELLED AT!

  by stillAwitness in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my mom's got this pioneer sister friend who stays at our house every weekend (she stays in some remote town that's far away from the hall) and i go into my bathroom cabinet this morning and she used up half the bottle of daily oil control cream for my face i had in there.

  i mean ladies, you already know how expensive those things are!

  and i would always just use a pint size amount so the bottle was filled to capacity.

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  stillAwitness

  Exactly what I plan to do msjones.

  I was naive enough to think that someone like her would not do something like that. How stupid of me to even think like that considering what I know now about this religion.

  I know it seems to be something so superficial; its just the principle behind it. If it had been a non-witness, my mother would of already did something about it. But oh no. Sis.ButtKisserofBethel gets off the hook.