Surfacing for questions,
What is pulling a cracker?
Please tell me you've never opened a beer bottle with your eye socket????
closer
closer2fine
JoinedPosts by closer2fine
-
23
Some funny things about Aussies...
by closer2fine infrom the australian bureau of statistics.
3 australians die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.. 142 australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.. 58 australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of.
screwdrivers.. 31 australians have died since 1996 by watering their christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.. 19 australians have died in the last 3 years by eating christmas.
-
-
closer2fine
-
90
Which MALE body type do you prefer?
by ItsJustMe inpersonally, i like under 6', muscular, dark eyes, curly dark hair.. self-confidence is a must, as is laughing at my jokes!
-
-
closer2fine
How is it that I am coming into this thread so late in the game?????
Ok, there is just something about a guy with an accent (mine has a Southern one & it makes me swoon)
Manners are critical for me & how he treats his mother.
Physically? No hairy backs. Dark hair, light eyes (green), strong facial features (read: chiseled)
closer
-
28
Best assembly for girls
by sleepy inso when you were a teenager and it was assembly time which convention did you go to, to go bird watching?.
there were always rumors of the magical convestion someware where all the girls were lookers and were eager to meet young brothers.. did you all go to the pub after , whats the biggest crowd you ever saw after the covention in a pub.. once there were over a hundred of us crowding the locals out.. got any stories
-
-
closer2fine
Nah, I've been out for 10 years.
There was a huge dilemma on which level to cruise. There were quite a few less on 700 so you had more privacy if you had hooked up. 700 wasn't good for cruisin' plus it was harder to avoid the attendants.
200 was crowded and there were tons of teenagers. The problem was running into your parents *sigh*
I personally never hooked up ( I had a knockout best friend that sucked up all the attention :o)
closer
-
23
Some funny things about Aussies...
by closer2fine infrom the australian bureau of statistics.
3 australians die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.. 142 australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.. 58 australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of.
screwdrivers.. 31 australians have died since 1996 by watering their christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.. 19 australians have died in the last 3 years by eating christmas.
-
-
closer2fine
I didn't write this stuff :o)
Ashley's back!
closer
-
50
Finally a good test: are you EVIL??
by JanH inhere's the chance to finally find out what we suspected all along:.
are you evil?
find out at http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/evil.jsp.
-
-
closer2fine
My Superpower:
Stop the clock! Your inner superpower is TIMETRAVEL! Your answers show a keen sense of insight for all the mysteries of time. Whether you enjoy reminiscing about thepast or find yourself lost in thoughts of the future, your energies definitely point away from the present. Maybe you're mere seconds ahead or behind the rest of us, but you could also be days or even years out of sync. Your unique position in time and space gives you a wider perspective on daily events and makes you an especially wise person. You're probably a great planner. And since time is yours to play with, it's almost a given that you manage it well. If you haven't yet taken a trip through the fourth dimension, you're in for the ride of your life. Don't delay! Visit the future. Fix the past. And when you come across a very special moment, make it last as long as you like.
closer
-
50
Finally a good test: are you EVIL??
by JanH inhere's the chance to finally find out what we suspected all along:.
are you evil?
find out at http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/evil.jsp.
-
-
closer2fine
Is it Love or Lust?
Pass the bouquet of roses and the book of Shakespeare's sonnets — you're head over heels in love! You're on the road to finding your soulmate; folks who merely get your nether regions in a tizzy need not apply. Physical passion has its place, of course, and you wouldn't want to go without it. But you go into relationships with one goal in mind: true love. And, from the looks of your answers, you seem to have found the deep connection you're looking for. It sounds like your sweetie could be "the one" (or, at least one of "the one"s). The two of you share a lot more than "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" — which means you just might have a future together. As long as you've got a little lust mixed in with the love (c'mon, it is nice to feel that flutter when your honey is near, isn't it?), that's great news. Congratulations, and don't forget to send us a wedding invitation.
Should be the case - I'm married :o)
closer
-
23
Some funny things about Aussies...
by closer2fine infrom the australian bureau of statistics.
3 australians die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.. 142 australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.. 58 australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of.
screwdrivers.. 31 australians have died since 1996 by watering their christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.. 19 australians have died in the last 3 years by eating christmas.
-
-
closer2fine
From the Australian Bureau of Statistics
3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
142 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.
58 Australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas
decorations they believed were chocolate.Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
incidents.101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Australians were admitted to casualty in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth or eye socket.
5 Australians were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.
.........and finally:
8 Australians cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep
passing out) while throwing up into the toilet.closer
-
53
Who Wants A Christmas Card?
by Englishman ini want to send lots of christmas greetings cards this year.
i especially want to send a card to dozens of posters from this site.
i suppose the obvious answer is that folks email me with an address.
-
-
-
2
Life after Marriage....
by closer2fine inhubby sent this one.....hmmmmmmmmmm me thinks he gets no sex for a week .
.
closer.
-
-
closer2fine
Hubby sent this one.....hmmmmmmmmmm me thinks he gets no sex for a week
closer
-
50
Finally a good test: are you EVIL??
by JanH inhere's the chance to finally find out what we suspected all along:.
are you evil?
find out at http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/evil.jsp.
-
-
closer2fine
Well, you're kinda evil. They haven't reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We're guessing you find others' pain funny, your backstabbing knife is probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying evil person. If you're interested in recanting the evil thing, sensitivity counseling isn't a bad idea. Or else find a more sadistic career, like a bouncer or a metermaid. But hey, to each his own, and if your evilness fits, wear it. Keep reading for more evil details!
So, you have a healthy sex drive — good for you! No one likes a prude. In general, you give as well as you get, though everyone can get a little selfish under the covers, so don't beat yourself up about going for the big one on your birthday. And while you're at it, go ahead and admit it — you've probably flashed a big smile to get your way in the bedroom before. But for the most part, you strike us as a pretty generous lover who's doing well at keeping your raw, sexual power in check. Yeah, baby!
Yes, you're always smiling, but you hold grudges for years, repress your anger, and then blow up in conniving ways — you've got "postal worker" written all over you. If you want to stop the migraines, look into anger-management classes at the local Y. Passive-aggressive people are often very sympathetic, which is why they hide their anger. So take solace in knowing you're still coming off as kind-hearted, you sneaky, two-faced back-stabber.
Ooo hoo — you're one evil muther. Your heart is blacker than Darth Vader's helmet. For goodness' sake, next time think about that old lady's feelings before you push her down the escalator. And, really — you know as well as anyone that dropping kitties out the window to see if they can land on their feet is just an excuse to act evil. Yes, it's all part of being a free spirit who doesn't answer to anyone. Right or wrong, it's a fun way to live. But be careful — it all comes full-circle in the end.
closer