Some funny things about Aussies...

by closer2fine 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    From the Australian Bureau of Statistics

    3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

    142 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.

    58 Australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
    screwdrivers.

    31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

    19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas
    decorations they believed were chocolate.

    Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
    incidents.

    101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

    18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

    A massive 543 Australians were admitted to casualty in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth or eye socket.

    5 Australians were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

    .........and finally:

    8 Australians cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep
    passing out) while throwing up into the toilet.

    closer

  • Xena
    Xena

    <--------------backing away from closer so as to avoid the shower of beer bottles that are sure to be hurled....

    uuummm closer..what happened to Ashley???

  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    I didn't write this stuff :o)

    Ashley's back!

    closer

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    You're lucky this Aussie girl has a sense of humour!!

    Thanks for the laugh. I really cracked up over the watering of the Xmas tree whilst the lights were plugged in (my Dad was a electronics expert)

  • edward gentry
    edward gentry

    closer....
    sure hope you are an ozzie, revealing our true nature like that in public,if your an ozzie being self effacing,lol.If your a pom or other
    launching a scurilous attack,retaliation must follow.
    I mean, everyone ALREADY knows we are drunken morons.Why give them more proof ?
    Eg: I have personally done no less than 2 of those things myself.
    true.

  • edward gentry
    edward gentry

    closer....
    sure hope you are an ozzie, revealing our true nature like that in public,if your an ozzie being self effacing,lol.If your a pom or other
    launching a scurilous attack,retaliation must follow.
    I mean, everyone ALREADY knows we are drunken morons.Why give them more proof ?
    Eg: I have personally done no less than 2 of those things myself.
    true.

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Edward,

    Hate to break it to ya, but Closer is a yank!

    PS, what are you doing up so early on a saturday morning? For that matter, what am I doing up so early too????

  • edward gentry
    edward gentry

    pris...
    Whyd ya have to tell me that?
    Sheesh, now I have to try and think up somethin to pay back.
    Too early.
    Why am I up? I always get up this early. Hey! Whats with Vatican city?
    Do you really reside THERE?

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    LOL @ Vatican City.... been there twice but will never be a Catholic

    I'm surprised you haven't caught on yet, but I am actually a fellow Aussie, living in the city with the world's most beautiful harbour.

  • edward gentry
    edward gentry

    Sorry about that pris, pretty slow to catch on,Sydney, eh?
    Melb here.
    Actually I mentioned before that I was guilty of two of the things listed,The 9volt battery thing was one, except I didnt do it MYSELF. I made my little kid brother check. Does that count?
    The other was pulling the Christmas cracker, except it wasnt a cracker,not too sure if that one counts either...

    Lol

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